User:WinTheWar/Ed, Edd, n Eddy

Ed, Edd, n Eddy is a cartoon from Canada that brought joy to many a /b/tard in their youth. Image macros ripped from the show can be found in large numbers on most chan boards, but not not in as many numbers as Girlvinyl's fat cells.

Characters

• Ed

Ed is a retarded, unibrowed meth addict that has a baritone, lulzy voice. He loves chickens, buttered toast, sponges, monster movies, and gets off by bathing in gravy. He smells like shit, and acts batshit insane. He obviously has h4x, seeing as how he can move houses, pick up trailers, and hold trees above his head.

• Edd (Double D)

Edd is a pretty cool guy. eh builds giant machines and doesn't afraid of anything.

Double D is a nerdy bastard with a shit haircut, so bad that he has to wear a beanie. He uses words that nobody fucking knows, has an annoying voice, and is incredibly scrawny. He is a moralfag, and gets butthurt whenever someone steps on grass or removes a mattress tag. He is OCD times 9000, and labels everything in his room and in his house, in case you are too retarded to know what a toilet is (and you are).

• Eddy
  

Eddy is the Steve Jobs of the three. He is greedy, has three lines for hair, and a squeally voice. He is the leader of the three, and comes up with ways to scam the little kids of the neighborhood out of their money, despite the fact that his scams fail 100% of the time. Eddy is a lot like you in that he thinks he is adored when in reality, everybody hates him.

• Plank and Johnny 2x4

Plank is basically just a 2x4 chunk of wood that's carryed around by his friend Johnny, plank is Johnnys only friend.

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