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'''Jay Herrod''', or "Old Man" or "[[Your Dad]]" is a pedophilic redneck living somewhere where [[racists]] burn crosses and [[confederate]] flags still hang. He is a laughing stock on [[YouTube]] with username '''Jay Herrod'''. He is a hairy [[pedo]] animal that slobbers over his niece Selena Gomez. His inability to keep his pants on his waist burns the eyes of innocent victims to his [[YouTube ]] Channel. | '''Jay Herrod''', or "Old Man" or "[[Your Dad]]" is a pedophilic redneck living somewhere where [[racists]] burn crosses and [[confederate]] flags still hang. He is a laughing stock on [[YouTube]] with username '''Jay Herrod'''. He is a hairy [[pedo]] animal that slobbers over his niece Selena Gomez. His inability to keep his pants on his waist burns the eyes of innocent victims to his [[YouTube ]] Channel. | ||
[[File:Jayherrod.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Jay Herrod in his natural state.]] | [[File:Jayherrod.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Jay Herrod in his natural state.]] | ||
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== History Lesson on ShedDwellers == | == History Lesson on ShedDwellers == | ||
Revision as of 23:58, 4 June 2015
Jay Herrod, or "Old Man" or "Your Dad" is a pedophilic redneck living somewhere where racists burn crosses and confederate flags still hang. He is a laughing stock on YouTube with username Jay Herrod. He is a hairy pedo animal that slobbers over his niece Selena Gomez. His inability to keep his pants on his waist burns the eyes of innocent victims to his YouTube Channel.
History Lesson on ShedDwellers
Jay Herrod is most known for confessing hisChris Hanson-concerning love for Latino Singer Selena Gomez. He posted a video declaring his fetish for her, saying that "she is 18 years old". He also creepily enough knows her birthdate as well. Jay Herrod has been featured on Tawsh.zero (as he calls it) and has been truthfully called a pedophile. Being the angry birdface he is, he yells at his shitty 2001 vhs camera that he does not like being called a pedophile, and will "sue." Jay Herrod has a disgusting obsession to ripping off his pants and dancing birthday songs to the camera for his preteen girl fans and southern homos. His dances range from flopping his fat spoiledcpancakes around to flying the 40s helicopter.