Anderson Lee Aldrich

	“	If they're animated its not illegal you fucking idiot.	„
	—Nick Brink the lawyer discussing animated kiddie porn.

That's a face only a mother could love.

Too much swag.

$240 out of $5000 raised. His family and friends love him.

His amazing skills.

The whale itself

Joclings, also known as Modnick, (Powerword: Nick Brink) is a l33t hax0r and pedophile from Texas that graduated from CSIII at the top of his class. You can find him lurking in the depths of the internet on child porn sites and gaming forums. If you so much as glance in his direction, he'll feel the need to overwhelm you with his fat and tell you all about his success. When he's not hunting for kids to lure into his sexual fantasies, you can find him indulging in worthless Chinese cartoons. Like all intellectual individuals, he's tried to take a trip to the holy land so that he can legally molest children. His attempt at gathering funds, led by his grandmother, inevitably failed because who wants to send an antisocial loser to best country where he'll just eat, sleep, and try to pick up women?

Words of wisdom

Nick Brink is nothing but a fountain of wisdom.

	“	I want to cut your neck.	„

	“	Sec swatting you	„

	“	Im not a fucking pedophile	„
	—Nick Brink in denial.

	“	Did you know that mullvad keeps logs?	„
	—Who wouldn't trust this master hacker?

	“	found your tor exit	„
	—DDoS coming!

	“	89.105.194.69	„
	—Someone's going to get rooted!

	“	says the guy that uses public vpn + tor	„
	—Nick Brink the CSIII graduate.

	“	"Hai guys this is a great VPN I use "CyberGhost VPN" Here Is A Tutorial!"	„
	—Master doxing skills.

	“	Do you know what the black hand is	„
	—He has connections.

	“	btw ive been feeding you fake info	„
	—Nick Brink the undoxable.

YouTube

Like all 13 year olds, Nick Brink makes horrible videos and uploads them to YouTube in a desperate claim to fame. Don't just take someone's word for it; see for yourself.