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Joclings, also known as Modnick, (Powerword: '''Nick Brink''') is a [[1337|l33t]] [[Hacker|hax0r]] and [[Pedophile|pedophile]] from [[Texas|Texas]] that graduated from [[CSIII|CSIII]] at the top of his class and weighs well [[Over 9000|over 9000]] kilograms. You can find him lurking in the depths of the internet on [[4chan|child porn sites]] and gaming forums. If you so much as glance in his direction, he'll immediately attempt to overpower you with his [[Whale|fat]] and tell you all about his [[Fail|success]] on the internet. When he's not [[Sex|hunting for kids]] to lure into his [[Pedophile|sexual fantasies]], you can find him indulging in [[Anime|worthless Chinese cartoons]]. Like all [[Weeaboo|intellectual individuals]], he's tried to take a trip to the [[Japan|holy land]] so that he can legally molest children. His attempt at gathering funds, led by his grandmother, inevitably failed because who wants to send an [[Antisocial|antisocial]] [[Loser|loser]] to [[North Korea|best country]] where he'll just eat, sleep, and try to pick up [[Trap|women]]. | Joclings, also known as Modnick, (Powerword: '''Nick Brink''') is a [[1337|l33t]] [[Hacker|hax0r]] and [[Pedophile|pedophile]] from [[Texas|Texas]] that graduated from [[CSIII|CSIII]] at the top of his class and weighs well [[Over 9000|over 9000]] kilograms. You can find him lurking in the depths of the internet on [[4chan|child porn sites]] and gaming forums. If you so much as glance in his direction, he'll immediately attempt to overpower you with his [[Whale|fat]] and tell you all about his [[Fail|success]] on the internet. When he's not [[Sex|hunting for kids]] to lure into his [[Pedophile|sexual fantasies]], you can find him indulging in [[Anime|worthless Chinese cartoons]]. Like all [[Weeaboo|intellectual individuals]], he's tried to take a trip to the [[Japan|holy land]] so that he can legally molest children. His attempt at gathering funds, led by his grandmother, inevitably failed because who wants to send an [[Antisocial|antisocial]] [[Loser|loser]] to [[North Korea|best country]] where he'll just eat, sleep, and try to pick up [[Trap|women]]. | ||
Due to being molested by his both his [[Orgy|mother and father]], he now lives with his grandmother Pamela Pullen -- who somehow manages to have enough money to constantly put towards food to keep this balloon from deflating. | |||
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Revision as of 07:57, 12 June 2015
—Nick Brink the lawyer discussing animated kiddie porn. | ||
Fatty
Joclings, also known as Modnick, (Powerword: Nick Brink) is a l33t hax0r and pedophile from Texas that graduated from CSIII at the top of his class and weighs well over 9000 kilograms. You can find him lurking in the depths of the internet on child porn sites and gaming forums. If you so much as glance in his direction, he'll immediately attempt to overpower you with his fat and tell you all about his success on the internet. When he's not hunting for kids to lure into his sexual fantasies, you can find him indulging in worthless Chinese cartoons. Like all intellectual individuals, he's tried to take a trip to the holy land so that he can legally molest children. His attempt at gathering funds, led by his grandmother, inevitably failed because who wants to send an antisocial loser to best country where he'll just eat, sleep, and try to pick up women.
Due to being molested by his both his mother and father, he now lives with his grandmother Pamela Pullen -- who somehow manages to have enough money to constantly put towards food to keep this balloon from deflating.
Words of wisdom
Nick Brink is nothing but a fountain of wisdom.
—Nick Brink in denial. | ||
—Who wouldn't trust this master hacker? | ||
—DDoS coming! | ||
—Someone's going to get rooted! | ||
—Master doxing skills. | ||
—He has connections. | ||
—Nick Brink the undoxable. | ||
YouTube
Like all prepubescent boys, Nick Brink makes horrible videos and uploads them to YouTube in a desperate claim to fame. Don't just take someone's word for it; see for yourself.