User:Barrabas/Diogenes of Sinope

Diogenes of Sinope was a philosopher, counterfeiter, furry, and troll credited for doing the first barrel roll. Among his many accomplishments are defacing the currency, making Plato look like the giant boyfucking faggot he is, and telling Alexander the Great to fuck off, all while living like the unholy result of a union between a dogkin and a homeless man. He is credited with starting school of cynicism in ancient philosophy, as the word 'cynic' is taken from the greek word for dog. Thus every self described 3edgy5me retard who identifies as "cynical" is really just trying to come clean about their insatiable urge to put on an anthropomorphic dog costume, and dry hump til it's filled with cum.