User:TabbyGarf/Drafts/Seasonal Waifus

Seasonal Waifus are a phenomenon that happens because of the retarded coomers' short attention span. When they see a new female in the block, they dump the previous one and worship the new gal. Because of this event, porn artists get LODS OF EMONE by trying to draw Rule 34 of the character as quick as possible, just like You when your mother is coming down the basement while you were jerking off to Undertale child porn.

How to end a Seasonal Waifu's "reign"

• Get viral about some new "hot" character

Notable "Waifus"

Bridget 2002

Moar info: Bridget.

Bridget is a character from Guilty Gear, "she" is blonde and is dressed like a nun. The reason she blew up is because it turns out it's actually a man. He is the origin of the "trap" term.

Zone-tan

Moar info: Zone.

VTubers 2020 -

As if jerking off to Project Melody wasn't enough, now they worship 40 year old women LARPing as underage anime girls === Zero Two

Uzaki-Chan 2020

LOL BIG BOOBY WHERE ARE HER INTESTINES bla bla

Lady Dimitrescu 2020 to 2021

tall woman crush nigga balls yes

Samsung "Sam" June 2021

Moar info: Samsung Sam.

Corporate globalist plot designed to make coomers buy shitty Korean smartphones.