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'''[[Powerword|Howard Barton Unruh]]''' (January 21, [[Old|1921]] – October 19, [[Lolwut|2009]]), was a [[Faggot|deeply closeted]] [[Oldfag|World War II veteran]], and the [[Epic Win|first mass shooter in Amerimutt history]]. He managed [[Win|13 kills and 3 injuries]] with a [[Gun|Luger]] in only [[GOTTA GO FAST|twelve minutes]]! While not as impressive as [[Adam Lanza|other]] [[Cho Seung-hui|mass]] [[Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold|shooters]], he laid out the groundwork for future [[You|edgy faggots who want to take out their frustration on other people]]. Guess that [[Gay sex|military training]] paid off, eh?
'''[[Powerword|Howard Barton Unruh]]''' (January 21, [[Old|1921]] – October 19, [[Lolwut|2009]]), was a [[Faggot|deeply closeted]] [[Oldfag|World War II veteran]], and the [[Epic Win|first mass shooter in Amerimutt history]]. He managed [[Win|13 kills and 3 injuries]] with a [[Gun|Luger]] in only [[GOTTA GO FAST|twelve minutes]]! While not as impressive as [[Adam Lanza|other]] [[Cho Seung-hui|mass]] [[Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold|shooters]], he laid out the groundwork for future [[You|edgy faggots who want to take out their frustration on other people]]. Guess that [[Gay sex|military training]] paid off, eh?


==Moar Info about Howard==
==Howie's Early Life==
[[Gay|Howard Unruh]] was the son of [[Your dad|Samuel Shipley Unruh]] and [[Your mom|Freda E. Vollmer]]. He had a [[13-year-old boy|younger brother, James]]; they were raised by their mother after their parents separated. Unruh grew up in New Jersey, [[SNCA|attended Cramer Junior High School, and graduated from Woodrow Wilson High School in January 1939]]. [[Nobody cares|The Woodrow Wilson High School yearbook from 1939 indicated that he was shy and that his ambition was to become a government employee.]]
Howie was born to [[Your dad|Sam Unruh]] and [[Your mom|Freda]] [[Balls|Vollmer]]. He also had a [[13-year-old boy|younger brother named James]].

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Howard Unruh

Howard Barton Unruh (January 21, 1921 – October 19, 2009), was a deeply closeted World War II veteran, and the first mass shooter in Amerimutt history. He managed 13 kills and 3 injuries with a Luger in only twelve minutes! While not as impressive as other mass shooters, he laid out the groundwork for future edgy faggots who want to take out their frustration on other people. Guess that military training paid off, eh?

Howie's Early Life

Howie was born to Sam Unruh and Freda Vollmer. He also had a younger brother named James.