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On July 12th, 1989, in some small village in the middle of fucking nowhere called Luxiol, some batshit insane Frenchman would embark on a [[mass shooting]], fueled by schizophrenia, he took the Golden iPod of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy_Martel some random oldfag] who went on a rampage 4 years earlier.
On July 12th, 1989, in some small village in the middle of fucking nowhere called Luxiol in France, some batshit insane farmer would embark on a [[mass shooting]], fueled by schizophrenia, he took the Golden iPod of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy_Martel some random oldfag] who went on a rampage 4 years earlier.


== Christian Weston Dornier ==
== Christian Weston Dornier ==
[[TL;DR|Christian Louis Gérard Marie Dornier]] was born on 1958 after being shat out by his [[mother]] after a binging on cheap wine, as French people do. He also had two other siblings, [[Dead|Corinne]] and [[Who?|Serge]].

Revision as of 15:13, 9 July 2022

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Christian Dornier
Nationality: Snail-muncher
High Score Killed 14, injured 8
Top 50 No, 5th Notable Loser
Style Single player
An Hero? V& for batshit insanity


On July 12th, 1989, in some small village in the middle of fucking nowhere called Luxiol in France, some batshit insane farmer would embark on a mass shooting, fueled by schizophrenia, he took the Golden iPod of some random oldfag who went on a rampage 4 years earlier.

Christian Weston Dornier

Christian Louis Gérard Marie Dornier was born on 1958 after being shat out by his mother after a binging on cheap wine, as French people do. He also had two other siblings, Corinne and Serge.