User:Jelq/Sandbox

4CUCK WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS

4CUCK WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS

4CUCK WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS

4CUCK WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS

4CUCK WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS

4CUCK WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS

4CUCK WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS

	“	The concept of a 'home board' is outdated. It's 2022 - the modern /qa/ poster is more agile than ever before and needs a more flexible posting approach to communicate ideas effectively. The confines of one single board can only stifle innovation and the free-flow of information.	„
	—The line of thinking that spawned what is now known as soyjak.party

The image that started it all.

Soyjak.party, better known as the sharty and by a plethora of other names such as Soyshart.farty, Soyfag.sharty, The 'arty and so on is a rapidly growing english speaking altchan based around the idea of the soyjak and the belief that posting and making soyjaks (known as 'jakking among the users) is a worthwile endeavor that should be pursued, documented and discussed. Most of the userbase is underage, hence the nickname soyteens or just 'teens. It started out on September 19, 2020 when it was created by Soot, and was bought by Yuri "Kuz" Kuznetsov to be assimilated into a wide network of websites known as the (((((((((Kolyma Network)))))))).

Beginning and inception

A picture of the /lgbt/ catalog before /qa/ was deleted by seething janitors

Soyjak as a meme began on the 4cuck /int/ board, made by an anonymous swedish poster known to the community as "The Swede." 9/10 experts agree on the conclusion that its adaptability, sociopolitical relevancy and suitability for mocking others (soyquoting) has made it a very popular meme, enjoying widespread coverage on the internets with one board in particular (/qa/) even becoming a de-facto soyjak board.

Qa, also known as kway to the seasoned poster soon thus spawned the earliest soyical arts, with the soyduel becoming a way for /qa/ posters to mercilessly troll other boards with predictably lulzy results. The Kway thoughfore soon became a thorn in the jannies' eyes, and the moderators had no option but to listen to the trannies and lock the board, turning it into a pilgrimage site for anyone retarded enough to take muh board culture or the history of the sharty seriously.

Luckily for everyone involved an imageboard, created by none other than Soot himself was already up and running for more than a year before the banhammer finally dropped on /qa/. Albeit there used to be infighting, with some kway users suggesting the sharty was a datamining effort by none other than FAGMAN and a dusty coalmine in terms of post quality, there was now no other choice than to SVBMIT to soot's benevolent rule and jak on the party instead.

Notable boards

Screenshot of non-hidden boards, September 9. 2022.

/soy/

The titular board. Fairly active, with the 1 million GET reached on August 31st, 2022. The number of original posters is steadily on the rise and while the quality of most posts is brimstone the occasional glistening gemerald seems to drop every day or so. Common themes in posts involve concerns about intelligence agencies/datamining, moralisation or demoralisation threads, screeching at the jannies for either being too strict or not strict enough, fetishising dicks of all races, pedophilia/cp (currently scarce since Kuz blocked tor due to CP raiding) and/or soyjak posting.

/raid/

Dead board that used to organise raids until 'teens realised that raid threads have enough momentum to survive on /soy/ for long periods of time. Contains some decent resources for raiding and a couple of past wins, but that's it.

/incel/

INternet CELebrity - meaningless, cancerous namefag drama. Most people here talk either about how the management is...LE BAD or how there is a great conspiracy afoot with whatever the current bogeyman is leading it (said bogeyman being the invention of an off-the-meds attentionfag drama queen with a need to find patterns in everything). Will endlessly talk about irrelevant people for hours on end and obsessed with sobot, a 16 year old polish (((woman))) (a non tranny wouldn't end up namefagging on sharty) which got groomed by lead mongolian kuz into being a janny for a while until he got kicked off for sheer incompetence.

/fap/ and /b/

Containment boards for niggerdick spam, troon porn and whatever else people fap to as long as there is no vagina or it is obscured by copious amounts of feet, tits and/or dick. The latter also contains """shock content,""" ie. ancient gore or tame scat/zoo porn that a brainfried broken faggot such as 90% of the sharty's userbase is long used to.

Sister sites

An automatic soyduel script.

Soyjak.wiki

Owned by angeleno, a random namefag who bought it off soot when soot retired, soyjak.wiki is a good source of information about the site and detailed, lovingly autistic descriptions of the various 'jaks and funny inside jokes that the sharty has. Used to have issues with CP raids, but (for now) the situation has been solved and tamed. Articles of note would have to be mostly the Mental Asylum ones, since they're a good example of just how unfunny protosharty used to be. (If you don't care about it, just imagine a really shitty twitch dnd universe, but instead of being written by a furfag it is written by autistics and the acting characters are soyjaks in an asylum) The main source of lulz on the wiki is the Jackbox Raids article, which contains clips from the raids. Some of them are very funny, with the soyteens managing to oftentimes get a great reaction out of the streamer just before the banhammer drops on them.

Booru.soy

Most visited website outside of the sharty. Contains a myriad of soyjaks, some gemmy and some coaly.

Soyjak.download

A utility website provided to all soyteens by benevolent jannies for the purposes of file transfer. If you care about privacy go ahead and use it, it is considerably safer than any other website out there - especially if you're sharing material that might get your anus resized upon inspection by (((the feds))).

Jakparty.soy

Also known as the 'jarty, it's a dead splinter website used mostly for whining about the sharty and not posting any soyjaks. Found some purpose after kuz's purchase of the sharty, with it serving as a treetop hideout for the 3 deranged sootist that are still resisting assimilation into the kolyma family.

Namefags

Kuz

Soot

Owner/lead dataminer until the great purchase in early 2022. Started the sharty, and eventually left because of college. Got a lot of needless shit from all sides (even DOE he got caught red-handed saving (((geographical data)))) but also failed at jannying with see ass ayy amm staying up for hours on end in some cases. Managed to also get himself outmaneuvered by a d- tier skid known as Captain Coal who turned his site into a copy of Orwell's 1984 for quite the amount of time.

Kuz

Irl oldfag (34 years old) mongol manlet with a penchant for imageboards who owns a hillariously suspicious company known as the kolyma network. Said to get rich from (((smart investments))) and (((good luck))), he now owns the sharty ever since july 16, 2022. Replaced all sharty moderators with himself-appointed namefags and tightened up the rules immediately only to backtrack on this just a couple of months later and return to so-called soot style moderation EVEN DOE all this did was increase coalspam. Irrelevant personal information about him can be found on the soyshart wiki.

Arcturus

Run of the mill czech /qa/ poster who runs a discord server full of narcissistic namefags. His only claim to fame is being the first to do this and being le oldfag

Vinluv

Extremely autistic southeast asian who forces The Mask soyjak memes. Author of some soyquest threads.

Sobot

The image that made many soyteens question their sexual orientation

16 year old polish tranny. Ended up jannying for quite some time until he got removed. Is mostly used by retards as "proof" of the discord tranny cabal or as a scapegoat for everything wrong with the sharty, while in reality he's just an attention whore.

Togglebott

Non-existent scapegoat for everything bad. Refered to as "toggletroon" by obsessed niggerfaggots.

Jackbox raiding

The sharty raids various websites and minor altchans, but none of it is as notable or lulzy as jackbox on twitch. The jackbox raids usually target small, technically inept streamers who then end up banned in seconds for maximum lulz and great clips to boot. The phases of the raid are as follows:

Infiltration

The streamer's channel gets posted as a link in the raid thread. Numerous soyteens join the raid, spiking the streamer's mediocre viewer count. The chat gets flooded by stealthy references to soyjak party, and the streamer usually doesn't realise where these are coming from (hint: r/markiplier). Said soyteens immediately join the jackbox game and request something with user text input or ideally a drawing game.

Slowburn

The game begins. Round 1 is benign references to the party, ie. soyjaks and obscure slurs like troon or jigaboo. This phase is the last opportunity for a raidshitter or the streamer to prevent the anal devastation that the channel is about to receive.

Chudding it up

Chudding it up or CIU is where shit hits the fan. The goal is to get ToS-breaking material on stream, therefore hard and well known slurs, swastikas and even the coinslot (soyjak.party slang for nikocado avocado's gaping anus) are posted or drawn. The streamer, depending on how capable they are, either stop this dead in its tracks on the first attempt or, more likely, allow a couple more to slip through and even provide a delicious reaction. If they have a public discord and are on voice chat, 'cordtrannies (sharty users with discord) join said vc and play nigger earrape while posting gore to further rape the streamer's senses of hearing and sight. No matter what the streamer does after this, it is already too late.

Mopping up

Once the streamer produces no more lulz the only thing left to do is to report the stream en masse, usually one convenient timestamp posted by some teen in the thread. After this the streamer gets B& by twitch and the sharty users make another notch in their keyboards.

All in all this activity is the most lulz you can ever expect the sharty to produce, so make sure to join in on a raid someday.

Soyspeak

The Soyjak Party Video Archive, a collection of gemmy videos

Soyspeak is a language form used by soyteens all around the globe. It is mostly known for removing the first part of many words, turning "I posted child porn on the discord omgsisa" into "I 'osted 'hild 'orn on the 'cord 'mgsisa." There are many rules to it, all lovingly documented on the soyjak wiki, but æCHADS ain't got time for that shit. This section will thoughfore focus on all the verbal oddities that will allow you to spot soyteens easily in the wild.

Terms

Gem - good Coal - bad Ketchup - gem Mustard - coal Goal - mediocre, combination of gem and coal Gemerald/diamond - best Dust - worse Brimstone - worst Rust - worse than goal, better than coal Iron - goal 'cord - discord Chud - right winger 'cado - nikocado avocado Coinslot - the former's spread anus Slowburn - making cryptic references instead of overt slur/shock posting CIU - to post slurs and shock content 'p - child porn 'zellig/Ongezellig - dutch tranime. some soyteens are obsessed with it Cheese/lee/barney - all references to barneyfag (lee goldson), an obscure namefag with a vendetta against children's shows Tsmt - this, so much this ID'd - good IV'd - bad

Phrases

Nobody says that and looks like that - reference to soyboys' reaction to the soyjak meme. Usually changed into I say this and look like this/do this Omgsisa/sisters/cute and valid - designed to mimic tranny/black woman speak. the first is usually accompanied by a picture of a fat black woman Though/albeit/however/other alternatives - originally mocked people who add though to their sentences incessantly, it is now a sharty tradition to add though, albeit, however or any combination of such words into a sentence and even capitalise them in some cases Oh my fauci/science/kurzgesagt - meant to mock smug, atheist soyboys alongside a plethora of other soyish phrases <>CHADS/<>GODS/<>KINGS - most likely a mockery of sigma male speak, true origin unknown to author, this is used to either seriously or not designate a group as good. <>CUCKS and other alternatives are used for the opposite effect, always ALL CAPS How can X recover - if group X suffers a loss because of group Y's victory, this phrase is used You WILL/You WILL NOT - a reference to an ancient copypasta detailing what you WILL do when the fourth industrial revolution comes and you'll be forced to eat bugs and drink soymilk in a pod

See also

• Soy boy
• Ebaumsworld
• Discord

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