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Copypasta about the thunder from downunder, [[Josef Fritzl]]!
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But first, a few [[copypasta|fun facts]]
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*[[Josef Fritzl]] was asked what his approach was to his children's sex education. "I like to keep them in the dark", he said.
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*70% of Australian homes are reportedly equipped with fully upgradeable rape-dungeons.
*Josef Fritzl, putting the "rape" back in "grape".
*Josef Fritzl created a new meme, "BRB, RAPE"
*Fritzl fed his grandchildren nothing but sandwiches for 24 years...good thing they were inbred, [[moar]] like inBREAD, [[amirite]]? [[No|Get it, because they ate sandwiches?]]
* Australian women are like a fine wine, best left to mature in a cellar
* As suspected, we can ascertain that Australians are proud of their national [[fail|hero]].  God Speed, Josef.
* Only Australians use the word "Dingbat".
 
 
==[[So cash]]==
[[Image:Shit_was_so_cellar.jpg|thumb|left|Josef and his daughter. Photograph courtesy of his grandaughter/daughter.]]
Hey Faggots,
 
My name is Josef, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at my stupid pictures. I will rape everything in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on [[Facebook]].
 
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I've refurnished my basement, and have seven kids/grandkids. What have you done, other than jack off to naked drawn Japanese people? I get laid ANY time I want, and I have a banging hot daughter (I just raped her; Shit was [[SO cash]]). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
 
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
 
 
<big>'''''Alternate Version'''''</big>
 
 
Hey (Grand) children,
 
My name is Josef, and I am going to rape every single one of you.  All of you are attractive, under aged lolis who spend every second of their day getting raped in my basement.  You are everything that is attractive in this basement.  Honestly, have any of you ever seen daylight?  I mean, I guess it's fun getting repeatedly raped by me, but you all take being rape victims to a whole new level.  This is even worse than making a [[Crystal Shinkle|whiny YouTube video about your rape experiences]].
 
Don't be frigid.  Just give me your best head.  I'm pretty much perfect.  I was captain of the rape team, and we went all the way to the Australian nationals.  What sports do you play, other than hide grandfather's purple parsnip?  I also mentally scar children for life, and have a banging hot daughter (She just blew me; Shit was SO non-consensual).  You are all my grandchildren who should just keep quiet and spread your legs for me every other day.  Thanks for listening.
 
Pic Related: It's me and your mother
{{clear}}
===Appearance on ED Users mailing list===
Fritzl shocked [[EDiot]]s everywhere by posting on their super-sekrit mailing list:
 
From: "Josef Fritzl" <[email protected]> <br>
Subject: [ED Users] Hey faggots <br>
Date: Fri, 02. Oct 2009 12:28:11 <br>
 
 
<pre>
Hey (Grand) children,
 
My name is Josef, and I am going to rape every single one of you. All of you are
attractive, under aged lolis who spend every second of their day getting raped in my
basement. You are everything that is attractive in this basement. Honestly, have any
of you ever seen daylight? I mean, I guess it's fun getting repeatedly raped by me,
but you all take being rape victims to a whole new level. This is even worse than
making a whiny YouTube video about your rape experiences.
 
Don't be frigid. Just give me your best head. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain
of the rape team, and we went all the way to the Australian nationals. What sports
do you play, other than hide grandfather's purple parsnip? I also mentally scar
children for life, and have a banging hot daughter (She just blew me; Shit was SO
non-consensual). You are all my grandchildren who should just keep quiet and spread
your legs for me every other day. Thanks for listening.
 
Pic Related: It's me and your mother
 
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</pre>
 
 
==[[Pokémon|Fritzlmon]]==
[[Image:Fritzl_ash_cap.jpg|thumb|right|Ash Fritzl]]
I wanna be, the very best,<br />
like no dad ever was.<br />
To trap them is my real test,<br />
To rape them is my cause.... *dun dun DUNN!*<br />
Hidden basement, beneath my house,<br />
Just for you and me...<br />
Teaching my kids, to like the rape<br />
Until she was forty-three!<br />
<br />
FRITZL CASE!<br />
(gotta rape em' ..) Its you and me,<br />
In a bucket i made you pee<br />
FRITZL CASE!<br />
Oooooohhh, you got seven kids..<br />
Because of incest and my jiiizzz!..<br />
FRITZL CASE!<br />
(gotta rape em..) You're black and bluueee..<br />
Through the beatings i put you through,<br />
You escape me and ill rape you.<br />
FRITZL CASSSEEEE!<br />
GOTTA RAPE 'EM ALL<br />
GOTTA RAPE 'EM ... ALLL!<br />
<br />
FRITZL CASE!<br />
 
==[[Rickroll|Never gonna give you up (Fritzl-version)]]==
 
We're no strangers to rape<br>
You know the rules and so do I<br>
A basement sex slave's what I'm thinking of<br>
Do as I say or there's no food tonight<br>
 
I just wanna show that daddy loves you<br>
Gotta make you understand<br>
 
Never gonna give you up<br>
Never gonna let you out<br>
Never gonna tell your mum I rape you<br>
Never gonna let you die<br>
I really love it when you cry<br>
Never gonna say goodbye and release you.<br>
 
We've been at it, for so long<br>
Your cunt's still aching<br>
But your scared to say it<br>
Inside it's like a fucking ketchup bomb<br>
But you know the game and you're gonna play it<br>
 
And if you ask me how I'm feeling<br>
Daddy will, LET YOU KNOW...<br>
 
Never gonna give you up<br>
Never gonna let you out<br>
Never gonna tell your mum I rape you<br>
Never gonna let you die<br>
I really love it when you cry<br>
Never gonna say goodbye and release you.<br>
 
You're never gonna see the sky<br>
Never gonna learn to drive<br>
Let's stop singing this song, and make a baby!<br>
 
==[[The_Fresh_Prince_of_Bel-Air|Fresh Prince of Cell-Air]]==
[[Image:The_fresh_prince_of_cel-air.jpg|thumb|right|The Fresh Prince of Cell-Air]]
Now this is a story all about how my<br>
Life got flipped turned upside down<br>
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there<br>
I'll tell you how I become the prince of my house’s Cel-Air
 
In west Australia born and raised<br>
On my daughter is where I spent most of my days<br>
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool<br>
And all beatin' some loli outside of the school<br>
When a couple of years they were up to no good<br>
Started agein' lolis in my neighborhood<br>
I got one little erection and my mom got scared<br>
And said, "You're movin' with your hot teenage daughter in Cel-Air."
 
I whistled for a cab and when it came near<br>
The license plate said “CHRIS” and it had dice in the mirror<br>
If anything they could say that my girl was rare<br>
But I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo home to Cel-Air!"
 
She crawled out of the house after 7 offspring<br>
And she yelled to the cabby "yo Hansen, my sav’ya"<br>
Looked at my kingdom I sure wish she was there<br>
To sit on my girl as the prince of Cel-Air.
 
<big>'''''Alternate Version'''''</big>
 
Now this is a story all about how my<br>
Life got flipped turned upside down<br>
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there<br>
I'll tell you how I become the prince of my house’s Cellair<br>
 
In west Australia born and raised<br>
Fucking my daughter is where I spent most of my days<br>
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool<br>
and building incest dungeons underneath my pool<br>
I took three kids out cuz they were all good<br>
told my wife they were just children from the neighborhood.<br>
I fucked just one of my daughters the police got scared<br>
But they don't know the pin-code to my daughter's Cellair.<br>
 
They called the partyvan and when it got near<br>
The license plate said “AUSTRALIA” and it had dice in the mirror<br>
"you crazy" they said, "those ideas in your head are rare,"<br>
I said, "cool homes, it's rape time, home, to Cellair!"<br>
 
She crawled out the house after 7 offspring<br>
And she yelled to the cops "Yo, I can't speak Australian"<br>
But I'm still pimping, I got three more lairs,<br>
so come and party with me, in my second Cellair.<br>
 
----
 
<big>'''''Fritzl Fritzl Baby'''''</big>
 
[[Image:Fritzl_ice.jpg|thumb|right|Fritzl Fritzl Baby]]
Alright stop<br>
Collaborate and listen Fritzls back with a brand new intention<br>
Josef grabs a hold of you tightly , locked in the basement daily and nightly<br>
Will it ever stop yo, i don't know<br>
Turn out the lights and she'll blow<br>
To the extreme, I cum inside like a vandal<br>
Flip the bitch over and shove it straight in her asshole
 
24 years got you locked in this room<br>
I'm killing your brain and filling up your womb<br>
Deadly when I father 7 kids is hardly<br>
Anything less than the best of a felony<br>
Love it or leave it you better not escape<br>
You try to put it in her but the kid wont play<br>
If there is a problem yo I'll solve it<br>
Check out my cellar before the five-oh dissolve it
 
Now that the party is jumping<br>
With your ass locked in and the kid gets a thumping<br>
Quick to the point to the point no faking<br>
Im churning out kids like a pound of bacon<br>
Burning them if you ain't quick and nimble<br>
I go crazy when I hear a twin 'bro<br>
And a siren with a souped up tempo<br>
I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo<br>
 
Rollin' in my 5.0<br>
With my pants pulled down with my dick she'll blow<br>
My wifes on standby waving just to say hi<br>
Did you stop no I just came by<br>
Kept on pursuing to the next stop<br>
I busted a nut and I'm heading to the next block<br>
The bitch was dead<br>
Yo so I continued to A1A Melbourne Avenue<br>
Daughters hot wearing less than bikinis<br>
CP lovers driving Lamborghinis<br>
 
Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine<br>
His sister with a guage and Fritzl with his nine<br>
Squeeling tie the bitch on the wall<br>
The wifes acting ill because i emptied my balls on my <br>
Daughter she  rang out like a bell<br>
I grabbed my dick and fucked her in the mouth like hell<br>
Falling on the concrete real fast<br>
Went to the basement and then i put it in her ass<br>
Bumper to bumper the pussy was packed<br>
I tried to get away before the jackers jacked<br>
Police on the scene, you know what I mean<br>
They locked me up, and then they threw away the key<br>
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it<br>
Check out my dungeon while my wife comes and cleans it
 
----
 
<big>'''''Set Me Free'''''</big>
 
When I found myself locked in a dungeon,<br>
Daddy Josef raping me<br>
He will not use a condom,<br>
Set me free<br><br>
And peering through the darkness,<br>
He is standing, wanking over me,<br>
I cannot stand this cellar, Set me free<br>
Set me free, set me free, set me free, set me free<br>
Get some heating in the dungeon, or set me free.<br>
And how can mummy be so blinkered,<br>
She's living directly over me,<br>
But dad's soundproofed the cellar,<br>
Set me free.<br><br>
And though my kids are inbred,<br>
There's a chance that daylight, they will see,<br>
They are all web handed, set them free,<br>
Set them free, set them free, set them free, set them free,<br>
The Kids are seven fingered, set them free.<br>
And when the kids are rowdy,<br>
Daddy's torch is shining down on me,<br>
"I'll let you out tomorrow", he tells me.<br>
I wake up to the sound of sirens,<br>
The police have come to rescue me,<br>
Now i've got [[Stockholm syndrome]],<br>
Leave me be.<br><br>
Set them free, set them free,<br>
The kids are seven fingered, Set them free,<br>
Leave me be, leave me be,<br>
I've got Stockholm syndrome, leave me be.<br>
 
----
 
<big>'''''My Basement'''''</big><br>
Uh, uh<br>
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah <br>
My basement, uh, uh <br>
Basement, feel the beat, uh <br>
Haha, can y'all feel that <br>
Can y'all feel that <br>
Jig it out, uh<br>
 
They never get to see the light of the day<br>
My basement, my kids, it's all okay<br>
Oh yeah i'm a grandpa, fuckin my kids<br>
in a most christian way<br>
So i shoot a little something, lay the rest to spill<br>
i aint gonna pay no electricity bill<br>
I'm a decent lad, don't wanna make her sad<br>
when i cum in her she screams (OH DAD!)<br>
Accept my invitaion, all ages and races <br>
Real sweet faces <br>
Every different nation, Spanish, Hatian, Indian, Jamaican <br>
Black, White, Cuban, and Asian <br>
I only came down for two days of playing <br>
But everytime I come I always wind up stayin <br>
This the type of room I could spend a few days in<br>
Pumpin in my basement keeps the rood blazin<br><br>
[Chorus]<br>
Incest in the house where the light is off<br>
Fucking all night till the break of dawn<br>
Welcome to my basement<br>
Willkommen in meinem Keller<br>
Bouncin in my crib where the heat is on<br>
Fucking all night till the break of dawn<br>
I'm going to my basement<br>
Willkommen in meinem Keller<br>
[Chorus]<br><br>
Yo it's Fritzl, i use the back door<br>
My daughter's a slut, and my son was a whore<br>
I kid around, may he rest in peace<br>
I filled him up with my home made cheese<br>
he was obese and he could beg and please<br>
but no, dad ain't gonna call no muddafukking police<br>
when he died and all, put him on the grill<br>
put a sofa in the garden, i was set to chill<br>
Five-hundred degrees <br>
Ain't no other chef with skills like me<br>
You can't disagree<br>
Everytime I cook a kid, they want a taste<br>
I say no muddafukka, that's food waste<br>
So, lock the door<br>
You're trapped inside hoe<br>
Rapey rapey anywhere you go<br>
Yo, ain't no basement in the world like this <br>
Mind ya own bizz, i'm australian not swiss<br><br>
Chorus<br><br>
Don't tell me I'm wrong, the basement is where i belong<br>
And Amstetten is the city that we know don't sleep<br>
Don't fuckin weep when I go in deep<br>
Y'all don't understand <br>
How I am a scientist experimenting with sleep deprivation<br>
Molestation and heavy medication<br>
In the basement i just do sperm donation<br>
Nothing wrong with it<br>
Damn, you look sexy <br>
Let's go downstairs, visit my heirs<br>
Ride my jetski, suck on my palm tree<br>
Cause you gotta have cheese for the summerhouse piece on South Beach<br>
Dark in here, you can't see in or out<br>
Recieve my dicksauce like a girl scout<br>
Ain't no surprise, this room is full of foam<br>
The Basement, my second home<br><br>
Chorus to fade...
 
----
 
<big>'''''Under the Floor'''''</big><br>
Who needs all the warm bright sunshine<br>
Who needs all the cool fresh air<br>
You want to contract skin cancer?<br>
You will if you go up there<br>
Ach, too many scary dangers<br>
Up there in the world above<br>
Down here you are safe from strangers<br>
Down here you get Daddy's love<br>
 
Under the floor<br>
Under the floor<br>
Life is so sweet behind our concrete reinforced door<br>
So nice and quiet underground<br>
'Cause it is proofed against the sound<br>
There's no escaping while I am raping under the floor<br>
 
Under the floor<br>
Under the floor<br>
Under the floor<br>
Under the floor<br>
Quite a field day for my DNA, that is for sure<br>
Ach, who cares what the law forbids?<br>
People should spend time with their kids<br>
Ya, she's my daughter, that's how I caught her<br>
It's dark and damp, like our own little camp<br>
Sweet isolation<br>
One big vacation, under the floor<br>
 
----
 
<big>'''''Just Can't Get Enough'''''</big><br>
When I do you baby<br>
I go out of my head<br>
Im just too full of lust<br>
And Im just too full of lust<br>
All the things I do to you<br>
The sex we have in bed<br>
Im just too full of lust<br>
Im just too full of lust<br>
 
 
I slip and slide into suicide<br>
And I just can't seem to grow a pair of<br>
 
We fuck together<br>
We're fucking til you bleed<br>
And Im just too full of lust<br>
And Im just too full of lust<br>
Every time I think of you<br>
I know you have my seeds<br>
And Im just too full of lust<br>
Im just too full of lust<br>
It's getting hotter<br>
Then Satan's balls<br>
And I just can't seem to grow a pair of<br>
And when it rains<br>
A yellow shower will be dear<br>
And Im just too full of lust<br>
And Im just too full of lust<br>
Just like a Homo<br>
You take it in the ass<br>
And Im just too full of lust<br>
And Im just too full of lust<br>
You're like a rat<br>
Trapped in my cage<br>
And Im just too full of lust<br>
 
==[[WHEN I WAS|MOAR COPYPASTA]]==
[[Image:WHENIWASAUSTRALIAN.jpg|thumb|right|The Daughter]]
WHEN I WAS<br>
A YOUNG GIRL<br>
MY FATHER<br>
TOOK ME INTO THE CELLAR<br>
AND KEPT ME THERE TO STAY<br>
HE SAID<br>
BITCH WHEN<br>
YOU GROW UP<br>
WILL YOU BE<br>
THE MOTHER OF MY CHILDREN<br>
AND KNOW THAT IT'S OKAY<br>
HE SAID<br>
WILL YOU<br>
KEEP QUIET<br>
AND BLOW ME<br>
ON EVERY OTHER WEEK NIGHT<br>
WITH SEX ON SATURDAYS<br>
BECAUSE ONE DAY<br>
I'LL LEAVE YOU<br>
A PHANTOM<br>
AND PUT YOU IN THE SPOTLIGHT<br>
OH WHAT A GRAND CHARADE
 
==Apt For Rent, Australia==
 
[[Image:Fritzl_aprtmnt.jpg|thumb|left|A cozy Two Bedroom Apartment.]]
Landlord seeks new longterm tenant to immediately occupy recently vacated apartment. Tenant would preferably be female. Basement apartment, 2 bedrooms, bathroom and economy kitchen. 650 sq ft.
 
Special Features: Noise proof so you don't have to hear those pesky neighbors, and secure entrance w/ keycode.  Furnished.
 
Rent is $600 or free in return for rape
 
Please Contact Josef Fritzl
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==Fritzlulz: Aged in Basements with Raep==
 
[[Image:Fritzlzbrau.jpg|thumb|Fritzlbrau special reserve.]]
 
THERE ONCE WAS AN AUSTRALIAN NAMED FRITZL<br>
WHO PENETRATED HIS DAUGHTER WITH SCHNITZEL<br>
ALONE IN THE DARK<br>
SHE HOWLED AND SHE BARKED<br>
'CAUSE THROUGH YEARS OF PSYCHOLOGICAL ABUSE HER FATHER HAD CONVINCED HER SHE WAS A STUPID BITCH<br>
{{clear}}
 
==Pissed off Australian pasta==
 
Ok you yankee sons of bitches, I'm sick to fucking death of all you saying this fella is Australian.  He's from Austria, in fucking Europe you dingbats. I wouldn't care because you're just making yourselves look stupid except this shit is getting pasted ALL OVER THE FUCKING INTERNET and now everyone's saying he's Australian, strewth. I'm Australian and you're giving us a bad name by being stupid yanks who have no knowledge of anything outside their own country. Now either learn the difference between AUSTRALIA and AUSTRIA or rack off. [[Steve Irwin|Crikey]]!</b>
 
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