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! RANK
!
! LOSER
! MISSED SHOTS
! RAGE QUIT
! YEAR
! COMMENTS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff96c6"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| David & Doris Young
| 79
| N
| 1986
| Tried to bomb Cokeville Elementary School in middle of nowhere Wyoming.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc4df"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Sebastian Bosse]]
| 37
| Y
| 2006
| An [[Columbine|Eric Harris]] wannabe. Tried to shoot up his school with pirate guns and various other weapons which didn't go well at all.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff96c6"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Frank James]]
| 33
| N
| 2022
| [[Schizo]] [[nigger]] who shot up a subway because of [[Black Supremacy|"muh evil whiteys!"]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc4df"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Unknown
| 25
| N
| 2017
| A person tried to yet again replicate [[Pulse]] and failed profusely.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff96c6"
| <!--rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| José Carlos Alves dos Santos
| 16
| N
| 1985
| 19-year-old street vendor ran amok and shot random people with a shotgun before being arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc4df"
| <!--rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Georg Rieß
| 15
| N (Injured by Polizei)
| 2009
| Some faggot who threw 2 molotovs in a classroom and sliced some bitch up with an axe before trying to commit suicide by cop and failing.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff96c6"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Lev_Bidjakov_and_Alexander_Buslidze|Lev Bidjakov and Aleksandr Buslidze]]
| 13
| N (Stabbed each other but didn't die)
| 2018
| Two Ruskie [[Faggot|gay lovers]] who tried to recreate [[Columbine]] at a school in [[Russia]] and stabbed 14 kiddies and a teacher, [[Epic Fail|then getting into an argument and stabbing each other.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc4df"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Ohio State University|Abdul Razak Ali Artan]]
| 11
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2016
| Some [[Fag|ISIS Cock-smoking]] mudslime. Went on a stabbing and vehicle-ramming spree at [[Ohio State University]], stabbed people in unbelievably shitty places like in the arm, [[Epic fail|and because of this, he was the only casualty in the attack]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff96c6"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Chad Escobedo
| 10
| N
| 2007
| Former [[spic|latin]] student shot a window 2 times and injuried 10 teens before escaping. Pigs catched him and got V& for 6 years.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc4df"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Nathan Desai
| 9
| N (Killed by police)
| 2016
| Neonazi lawyer shot random people before being shot by the pigs.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff96c6"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Edmar_Aparecido_Freitas|Edmar Aparecido Freitas]]
| 8
| Y
| 2003
| Former fat fuck tried to shoot up his school but failed to kill anyone and shot himself in the head.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc4df"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Robério Souza de Oliveira
| 7
| Y
| 2001
| 18-year-old farmer shot up his former school before shooting himself in the head.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff96c6"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Natalya Kabakova
| 7
| N
| 2018
| 13-year-old girl shot people with a pneumatic revolver in school.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc4df"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Dominick Maldonado
| 6
| N
| 2005
| A methhead who wanted the world to "feel his anger". Shot up a mall with a Chinese AK-47 and a pistol, taking people hostage before getting V&. He tried taking a pig hostage with scissors but failed.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff96c6"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
|  Anthony "T.J." Solomon
| 6
| N
| 1999
| A month after the lulzy attack at [[Columbine]], Anthony brought a .22 rifle to his school and shot 6 students [[Epic Fail|in shitty parts of the body]]. While trying to bring himself to suicide, a principal talked him out of it and he turned himself to the pigs. 
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc4df"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[James T. Hodgkinson|James Hodgkinson]]
| 6
| N
| 2017
| [[Jared Lee Loughner]] wannabe, tried to assassinate [[shit nobody cares about|House Majority Whip]] Steve Scalise and kill as many [[Republican|Republicans]] as he could, but failed miserably.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff96c6"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Anton Bichivin]]
| 6
| N (Attempted)
| 2018
| Some [[Columbine Copycats|Columbine-obsessed]] Ruskie who threw a molotov in a class and [[Epic Fail|tried to an hero with an axe but failed]]. Wore a [[Columbine|KMFDM]] t-shirt during the attack.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc4df"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| Luca Traini
| 6
| N
| 2018
| 28-year-old wop shot some niggers to avenge an 18-year-old girl who was killed by a nigger.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff96c6"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Seth Trickey
| 5
| N
| 1999
| Seth shot people and pussied out in front of a teacher who commanded his stupid ass to drop his gun.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc4df"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Unknown
| 5
| N
| 2022
| Gangster alcoholic dutch shot some spics in a disco in [[GTA|Marbella]] before being stabbed by a random.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff96c6"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Nigger|Lamar Moore]]
| 4
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2011
| [[liar|Died bravely in a line of fire by police]] [[Wrong Location Nigger|inside a police station]] after he brought a [[Bukkake|shotgun]] in the building and wounded 4 officers, none of them critically, even at [[Counterstrike|point-blank range]]. He was falsely accused by [[The Man]] of [[sick fuck|kidnapping and raping a 13 year old girl]], when she probably deserved it anyways. So that was when he heroically stepped into the office and amazed the whole world of [[bullshit|how much of an incredibly amazing man he truly is]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc4df"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Asa Coon]]
| 4
| Y
| 2007
| [[Emofag|Emo]], he was punched by a [[nigger]], shot people in really shitty places, and became [[An Hero]]. [[Lulz|To add insult to injury, the cops leaked photos of his corpse]]. <s>[https://www.liveleak.com/view?i{{=}}51a_1193356250 Here is the shitty gameplay footage.]</s> (dead)
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff96c6"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Raymond_Spencer|Raymond Spencer]]
| 4
| Y
| 2022
| Armed with 4 rifles, scopes and over 1000 rounds of ammunition, Raymond tried to shoot up a school from his apartment window [[Stephen Paddock|Paddock]] style. He [[failed]] miserably, and after firing over 200 rounds without a single kill he decided to end it all.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc4df"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| Darren Lloyd Fowler
| 4
| N
| 1988
| 16-year-old [[Michael Ryan]] fan shot up his school with a shotgun after getting expelled.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff96c6"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Marin Eugen Sabau
| 4
| N (Willingly euthanized)
| 2021
| Security guard shot three of his colleagues before barricading himself in a house with an arsenal of weapons. Cops breached and ræp'd him with bullets, paralyzing him and causing him to have to amputate one leg. Eugen was euthanized before his trial took place, as he claimed his life was unbearable with chronic pains from the incident.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc4df"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflag_Greece.png|23px|link{{=}}Greece]]
| [[Dimitris Patmanidis]]
| 3
| Y
| 2009
| A bullied, human-hating revenge-seeker. Went to his school and shot people in shitty places like the legs, arms, hand, and chest before becoming an hero.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff96c6"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Nasim Aghdam]]
| 3
| Y
| 2018
|Some dirty vegan towelhead that decided that YouTube's shitty policies couldn't be changed by peaceable means and started shooting in the corporate offices in California. She didn't manage to kill anyone but herself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc4df"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagVaticanCity.png|link{{=}}Vatican]]
| Mehmet Ali Ağca
| 3
| N
| 1981
| Tried to assassinate [[the Pope]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff96c6"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Humberto Ferreira Santos
| 3
| N
| 2017
| Shot up a wedding to avenge his fallen son and father. After injuring some of the attendees and leaving, the wedding continued a few hours later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc4df"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Armando_Hernandez_Jr|Armando Hernandez]]
| 3
| N
| 2020
| Tried shooting up a mall due to [[incel]] rage, failing horribly at that. He also recorded some of the attack on snapchat.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff96c6"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Henrique_Lira_Trad|Henrique Lira Trad]]
| 3
| N
| 2022
| 18-year-old emo tried to attack his former school with crossbows, knives and molotovs. Ended up getting rekt and hogtied before doing any considerable damage.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc4df"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Jasmine Hollis
| 3
| N
| 2022
| Some ugly 23-year-old [[nigger]] [[bitch]] shot up a warehouse due to some dispute over a [[Cock|big black cock]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff96c6"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Unknown
| 3
| N (Escaped?)
| 2023
| Started a shooting in West Edmonton Mall and got same victimes as [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Armando_Hernandez_Jr|Armando Hernandez]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc4df"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Julius Becker
| 2
| N
| 1871
| 18-year-old student shot his bullies before surrendering.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff96c6"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIceland.png|link{{=}}Iceland]]
| Haraldur Olafsson
| 2
| N
| 1973
| Drunk man who shot his son and a woman before being shot and inmovilized by a taser.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc4df"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIreland.png|link{{=}}Ireland]]
| [[13 year old]] student <br> 15 year old student
| 2
| N, N
| 1998
| They shot some 11 year old kids with pellet guns hitting 2 before getting V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff96c6"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Edgar Robles
| 2
| N
| 2014
| A revenge-seeker. Wounded 2 people on a fucking packed bus.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc4df"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Livecorpse|Adam Fulton]]
| 2
| Y
| 2004
| Newgrounds [[doomer]] who stabbed his [[Injun]] neighbor in an argument after they both got drunk. The neighbor called the cops and when they showed up, Adam shot at one of the cops before [[Pussy|running away and hiding in a dumpster for three days.]] He broke into his house and sent his suicide e-mail to his family and [[Tom Fulp]] and then an heroed.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff96c6"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Marissa Wallen
| 2
| N
| 2017
| 21-year-old [[hooker]] who [[Epic Fail|somehow failed to kill her john with two headshots]] after giving her bad oral sex.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc4df"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}New Mexico]]
| Mason Campbell
| 2
| N
| 2014
| Some 12-year old-loser who tried to go Cho. He sawed off daddy's shotgun and used birdshot, [[Pussy|randomly firing everywhere]], before being tackled and shackled.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff96c6"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Neil MacInnis
| 2
| N
| 2013
| '''{{archive|RcUB0|4chan Post}}'''
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc4df"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Medianeira School Shooting|Mondrone Shooters]]
| 2
| N, N
| 2018
| Brazilian Columbiners that, due to being mentally retarded zoomers, decided to follow in Eric & Dylan's footsteps, but failed miserably. A pretty good metaphor for Brazil in general, if you think about it.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff96c6"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|23px|link{{=}}Poland]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Marek_Nowak|Marek Nowak]]
| 2
| N
| 2019
| 18-year-old shot up his school with [[Sebastian Bosse|black powder guns]] and firecrackers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc4df"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Fantahun Girma Woldesenbet
| 2
| N (Shot by civilian)
| 2021
| Fort Hood 3: 2 is better than 1- oh wait, this guy was worse than Tranny fucking Phantom.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff96c6"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEswatini.png|link{{=}}Eswatini]]
| Unknown
| 2
| N
| 2023
| Went postal in a bus stop and injuried 2 randoms.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc4df"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Genesse Ivonne Moreno
| 2
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2024
| 36-year-old spic who shot up one of [[Joel Osteen]]'s megachurches with her kid and was shot and killed by an off-duty cop.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff96c6"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| William Norris
| 1
| Y
| 1884
| 28 year old teacher tried to kill his crush beacause she rejected him several times. Ended his spergout by killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc4df"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| David Mota Nogueira
| 1
| Y
| 2011
| A depressed 10-year-old sperg that got so mad about his teacher's sexual advancements that he decided to go NBK.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff96c6"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Floyd Lee Corkins]]
| 1
| N
| 2012
| Inspired by the [[Southern Poverty Law Center|SPLC]], he tried to shoot up an anti-fag group, but, like most libtard gunmen, he couldn't even hit the broad side of a barn, and was thus unable to go through with his plan to [[WTF|smear Chick-fil-A on the victims' faces]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc4df"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Mikhail Pivnev]] (alias: Mike [[Dylan Klebold|Klebold]]
| 1
| N
| 2017
| Some [[Columbiner]] Ruskie who shot a teacher with an air rifle and set off some smoke bombs. [[Epic Fail|Shouted that he'd come there to die, yet was arrested.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff96c6"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
|  Robert Gladden Jr.
| 1
| N
| 2012
| An Emofag. Shot a student in the back before being tackled by various people in the cafeteria.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc4df"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Jon Romano
| 1
| N
| 2004
| A bullied outcast fascinated by [[Columbine]]. Brought a shotgun and shot a teacher in the leg like a dumbshit. He pussied out and surrendered to the staff, and agreed to a plea deal for 20 years in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff96c6"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Ilya Ivanistov]]
| 1
| Y
| 2018
| Another columbine coomer went to his ruskie school to shot a school mate with a double barrel shotgun before killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc4df"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Florian Klein
| 1
| Y
| 2003
| A [[13 year old boy|16-year-old]] [[Satanist]] who [[Epic Fail|shot at his teacher, missed and accidentally shot another teacher (who tried to disarm him) in the thigh]] before [[An hero|committing suicide.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff96c6"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Mikese Morse]]
| 1
| N
| 2018
| Former Olympic Track Star goes [[Crazy|Bat Shit Insane]] and tries to run down a family of 3 in his car.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc4df"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Chad Padilla
| 1
| Y
| 2019
| Some retarded shot a girl several times, [[Fail|she survived]]. In 2022, he will become an hero in his cell
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff96c6"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Unknown
| 1
| N
| 2021
| Random shot 2 times and escaped with no kills.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc4df"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Mats Ditlow Wibe-Lund
| 1
| N
| 2023
| 43-year-old manchild wannabe gangster with too much money and time on his hands shot some random nigger in the leg with an automatic AK-style rifle to scare him or something. Was arrested shortly after and is married to [https://no.linkedin.com/in/tanja-wibe-lund-744026b9 some bad-boy loving hybristophile skank] that works for [[old media]], covering crime cases.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff96c6"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBosniaHerzegovina.png|link{{=}}Bosnia and Herzegovina]]
| Gabrijel Mijatović
| 1
| N
| 2023
| [[13-year-old boy]] shot his teacher.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc4df"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Unknown
| 1
| N (Escaped)
| 2023
| Anon member of a shitty latin band, stabbed in all the body and shot in the gluteus a 22 year old boy.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff96c6"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| John Åreskjold
| 1
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2023
| Known criminal and business owner [[GTA|crashed his car into another car, left the scene and hijacked another car, taking the driver hostage before getting into a shootout with police]] outside a tunnel. John opened fire, shooting one officer in the chest, leading to police opening fire into the vehicle, killing John and injuring the hostage. The officer survived due to wearing a bulletproof vest.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc4df"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Anonymous man
| 1
| N
| 2023
| Shot a man who pissed him off on a disco in Seville before being aprehended by people.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff96c6"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Dillon Cossey]]
| 0
| N
| 2007
| Fat 14-year-old guy was caught by the police while planning a school shooting after his friend, [[Pekka]] committed his bloodfest.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc4df"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| [[Pekka-Eric_Auvinen#Samuli_Saarinen|Samuli Saarinen]]
| 0
| N
| 2008
| [[Matti Saari]] and [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen|Pekka-Eric]] copycat threatened to shoot up his school on his 18th birthday and Pekka's 1 year anniversary because of bullying, but gave up and became a local [[Lolcow]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff96c6"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| [[Shota|9-year-old boy]]
| 0
| N
| 2009
| Fourth grader brought a shotgun to school to get back at bullies, firing and missing twice before being subdued and getting a time-out.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc4df"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Clay Duke]]
| 0
| Y
| 2010
| Tried to take revenge on the Florida school board but ended up missing every shot. The entire event was captured on video.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff96c6"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Columbine_Copycats#Grant_Acord|Grant Acord]]
| 0
| N
| 2013
| A 17-year-old Columbiner was ready to attack his high school but the pigs searched his room and saw that he had bombs and a gun. He was sent to jail for not knowing how to hide things.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc4df"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| Liam Lyburd
| 0
| N
| 2014
| Nearly committed a mass shooting at Newcastle College with a [[David Sonboly|Glock he bought on the Deep Web]] but was stopped hours before he was going to do it [[Retard|due to posting threats on Facebook.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff96c6"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]]
| 0
| N
| 2015
|Planned to shoot up a Halifax mall with two of her cuntbuddies, but got arrested [[Epic Fail|due to posting about her plan on tumblr]], and is now in jail getting grabbed by the pussy in the shower.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc4df"
| <!-- rank --> _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Bob8466|Carter Boyles]]
| 0
| Y
| 2016
| Tried to open fire in his high school but failed and ended up shotting himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff96c6"
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| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| [[Pekka-Eric_Auvinen#Karma_Hietanen|Karma Hietanen]]
| 0
| N
| 2016
| Delusional [[Pekka]] fan who visited his grave several times, had an altar for him at her home and soil from his grave in a zip-bag in her bra at all times. Planned to shoot up an elementary school as a gift to Pekka so that they would date in the afterlife, but ended up getting v& prematurely due to posting about it on Instagram.
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|  [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| [[Columbine_Copycats#Kyle_Davies|Kyle Davies]]
| 0
| N
| 2016
| 19 year old pedophile face who obtained a glock on the dark net like sonboly and planed a shooting his school. He got V& after the internet police catched him.
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| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| Ethan Stables
| 0
| N
| 2017
| [[Faggot]] who was so ashamed of being bisexual that he tried to commit a [[Jakejekyll|machete attack at a gay bar.]] [[Epic Fail|Was apparently arrested just as he was walking to the bar]] and was in Cumbria, where more successful attacker [[Derrick Bird]] committed his shootings.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc4df"
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| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| Lloyd Gunton
| 0
| N
| 2017
| Another [[Britfag]] who tried to commit mass murder, this time for [[ISIS]] at a [[Justin Bieber]] concert with a car, a hammer and a knife in some [[Khalid Masood's Westminster motor massacre|Westminster]]-inspired attack. Was arrested hours before he was going to, though, because he posted about it on social media, just like Liam Lyburd and Ethan Stables.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff96c6"
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| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Eric Torell
| 0
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2018
| 20-year-old man with [[Downs]] ran away from home, bringing a toy gun with him. When police were called to the scene, Eric did not listen to their commands and pointed the toy gun at the cops, resulting in death by 25 bullets.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc4df"
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| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Columbine_Copycats#Nicole_Cevario|Nicole Cevario]]
| 0
| N
| 2019
| 19-year-old [[columbiner]] planned a school shooting but got caught after her daddy read her diary and called the cops.
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| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Brian Isaack Clyde]]
| 0
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2019
| 2019's biggest failure yet! Some nobody who tried to tackle Nightmare Mode at a courthouse in Texas for some reason. He shot out a window before pussying out, then got capped by a security guard. Nobody really cared.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc4df"
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| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Sol Pais]]
| 0
| Y
| 2019
| Traveled to Colorado all the way from Florida to shoot up [[Columbine|Columbine High School]]. Only managed to send threats and hype everyone up before she [[Pussy|pussied]] out and [[An Hero|shot herself]] in the woods. At least she got a 4 star wanted level.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff96c6"
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| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Charles Landeros
| 0
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2019
| Tried to go to his son's middle school over a custody battle before cops stopped him. Outside the school, Landeros fired 2 shots at a cop before being pwn'd.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc4df"
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| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Christopher Paul Hasson
| 0
| N
| 2019
| Avid reader of [[Breivik]]'s writings who planned to massacre high-profile leftist politicians and other [[libtards]] in general. Apprehended before any attack was committed and sentenced to over 13 years in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff96c6"
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| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Angel Granados-Diaz
| 0
| N
| 2019
| [[Autistic]] [[spic]] who got his ass beat by his gym teacher over his cool new NERF Super Soaker.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc4df"
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| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Willem Van Spronsen]]
| 0
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2019
| [[Anarchist]] [[boomer]] [[liberal]] [[tranny]] [[Antifa]] member who decided to shoot up an ICE "concentration camp" in Tacoma. Didn't even manage to achieve a single kill and was essentially dead on arrival.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff96c6"
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| [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| Unknown
| 0
| N
| 2019
| Some crazy serbian with a rifle shot some bullets to the roof and take some kids as hostages. He said some schizo random words about his family before being taken down by a gym teacher.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc4df"
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| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Jim Holmgren
| 0
| N
| 2021
| 25-year-old [[Breivik]] fan and member of the [[Neo-Nazi|Nordic Resistance Movement]] was caught with bomb making materials, 3D printed weapon parts and a half written manifesto. Sentenced to 3 and a half years in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff96c6"
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| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Anonymous
| 0
| N
| 2021
| Shot some windows in a university and random doors before getting V&
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc4df"
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| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| Reed Wischhusen
| 0
| N
| 2022
| 30-year-old columbiner built his own weapons, wrote a manifesto and planned to shoot up his former school. When police arrived to search his apartment, Reed pulled a gun from his coat and was shot three times by cops. He was later sentenced to life in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff96c6"
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| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Ahmad & Anas K.
| 0
| N
| 2023
| Two [[Syria|Syrian]] brothers living in [[Germany]] made bombs with plans to blow themselves up in a [[Swedish]] church to take revenge for a [[Quran|Quran-burning]], but were v& before anything could be done because they bought all their bomb-making ingredients over [[eBay]].
|- style{{=}}"Background:#ffc4df"
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| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Unknown
| 0
| N
| 2023
| [[13 year old boy|15-year-old boy]] tried to shoot up a religious school with his daddys guns but the school locks and the boy got arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff96c6"
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| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Seann Pietila
| 0
| N
| 2023
| 19-year-old retard got baited by feds into posting threats to shoot up a synagogue in Michigan and was v&.
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| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Sahal J.
| 0
| N
| 2023
| Quarrel between gangsters resulting in an epic nigga moment as everyone drew guns and 23-year-old Sahal began firing randomly, before running away.
|- style{{=}}"Background:#ff96c6"
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| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Unknown
| 0
| N
| 2023
| The predecessor gangster of the dutch disco shooter tried to commit a massacre in the nearest shopping center in Marbella with a UZI. The shooter escaped.
|- style{{=}}"Background:#ffc4df"
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| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Nathan [[Nikolas Cruz|Cruz]]
| 0
| N
| 2023
| 17-year-old cousin of [[Salvador Ramos]] threatened to shoot up a school and got v&.
|- style{{=}}"Background:#ff96c6"
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| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Anonymous man
| 0
| N
| 2023
| A moroccan ploted a terrorist church attack. Got V& for idiot.
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| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Michael Pengchung Lee
| 0
| N
| 2023
| Chink incel [[Elliot Rodger]] wannabe ploted a shooting on the University of Arizona, and tried to kill "Chads and Stacys". Failed and the pigs catched him.
|- style{{=}}"Background:#ff96c6"
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| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Anonymous Turkroach
| 0
| N
| 2023
| A stressed man who wanted to take custody of his daughter away from him ends up taking her hostage at an airport before being V& for being a massive retard.
|- style{{=}}"Background:#ffc4df"
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| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Elizabeth West
| 0
| N
| 2024
| 56-year-old tranny nazi wanted to kill niggers, jews and transphobes, caught with an arsenal of guns and ammo.
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| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Bezhani Sarvar
| 0
| N
| 2024
| 28-year-old islamist from Afghanistan shot up Edmonton city hall, hitting absolutely nobody before giving up and being arrested.
|- style{{=}}"Background:#ffc4df"
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| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| S.T.
| 0
| N
| 2024
| 17 year old kid who made a bomb plot in his school. Failed and the pigs catched his plans.
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