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Although the majority of the content on the Flash Portal is well below the standard for mental retardation, not every piece of shit makes into the Portal, as several submissions are relegated to the "Obituary" or "Graveyard" section of Jewgrounds on a daily basis. These are rare instances which indicate a true [[an hero|failing at life]]. If a fucking stationary letter [http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/28240/ B] or a [http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/409149/ stolen gif of a flapping cock] can be accepted - even hoisted on an e-pedestal - but an actual animation you "worked hard" to complete cannot, you may wish to [[suicide|reconsider]] your choice to continue breathing. It does not take much to impress the [[13 year old boys]] who inhabit Jewgrounds, yet you still proved that [[you]] are capable of [[Insane Clown Posse|failing miserably]] at even the most remedial task. | Although the majority of the content on the Flash Portal is well below the standard for mental retardation, not every piece of shit makes into the Portal, as several submissions are relegated to the "Obituary" or "Graveyard" section of Jewgrounds on a daily basis. These are rare instances which indicate a true [[an hero|failing at life]]. If a fucking stationary letter [http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/28240/ B] or a [http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/409149/ stolen gif of a flapping cock] can be accepted - even hoisted on an e-pedestal - but an actual animation you "worked hard" to complete cannot, you may wish to [[suicide|reconsider]] your choice to continue breathing. It does not take much to impress the [[13 year old boys]] who inhabit Jewgrounds, yet you still proved that [[you]] are capable of [[Insane Clown Posse|failing miserably]] at even the most remedial task. | ||
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Latest revision as of 02:18, 19 June 2017
"Blammed"
Although the majority of the content on the Flash Portal is well below the standard for mental retardation, not every piece of shit makes into the Portal, as several submissions are relegated to the "Obituary" or "Graveyard" section of Jewgrounds on a daily basis. These are rare instances which indicate a true failing at life. If a fucking stationary letter B or a stolen gif of a flapping cock can be accepted - even hoisted on an e-pedestal - but an actual animation you "worked hard" to complete cannot, you may wish to reconsider your choice to continue breathing. It does not take much to impress the 13 year old boys who inhabit Jewgrounds, yet you still proved that you are capable of failing miserably at even the most remedial task.
- Typical "Blammed" Submission & Author Comments [+]
These turds among turds can easily be identified by author's comments consisting of begging for high scores, the grammar of a 6th grader with a D average, the phrase, "this is my first attempt at flash," beginning every sentence like a dumb cunt with words such as "so," "liek," "um," "err," and "yeah," and overall cum-gurgling faggotry.