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Grand 16 Shooting: Difference between revisions
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On July 24th, [[2015]], an innocent hard working middle aged white man hailing from Lafayette, [[Louisiana]] went to the local theater to kick back, relax and enjoy a new flick he's been meaning to watch. Like with [[Dylann Roof]], a group of savages begun to provoke and attack him. With no way to calm the horde, our hero had no choice but to free himself using the liberating power provided by a [[Gun|Firearm]]. | On July 24th, [[2015]], an innocent hard working middle aged white man hailing from Lafayette, [[Louisiana]] went to the local theater to kick back, relax and enjoy a new flick he's been meaning to watch. Like with [[Dylann Roof]], a group of savages begun to provoke and attack him. With no way to calm the horde, our hero had no choice but to free himself using the liberating power provided by a [[Gun|Firearm]]. When the fierce standoff was finished, our hero reluctantly had to use lethal force against 2 aggressors before killing himself to avoid being lynched and eaten alive by these horrific uncivilized brutes. | ||
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BREAKING NEWS!! Another mass shooting!!!1 Time to report on it as fast as possible and muddy up the facts! |
On July 24th, 2015, an innocent hard working middle aged white man hailing from Lafayette, Louisiana went to the local theater to kick back, relax and enjoy a new flick he's been meaning to watch. Like with Dylann Roof, a group of savages begun to provoke and attack him. With no way to calm the horde, our hero had no choice but to free himself using the liberating power provided by a Firearm. When the fierce standoff was finished, our hero reluctantly had to use lethal force against 2 aggressors before killing himself to avoid being lynched and eaten alive by these horrific uncivilized brutes.
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