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'''These events are brand spankin' new, so don't expect for a dense article as of yet! We at ED are working our ass off researching and updating this article. Stay with us as we clear up the facts.''' | '''These events are brand spankin' new, so don't expect for a dense article as of yet! We at ED are working our ass off researching and updating this article. Stay with us as we clear up the facts.''' | ||
== See Also: == | |||
*[[James Holmes]] Put in a similar situation but against dozens more aggressors. Made it out alive after achieving a 12-0 kdr with 77 injured. | |||
*[[High Score]] Sadly, our hero couldn't make the list.. | |||
Revision as of 07:17, 24 July 2015
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BREAKING NEWS!! Another mass shooting! Time to report on it as fast as possible and muddy up the facts! |
| Face unknown | |
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| Name Unknown | |
| Nationality: | Americunt 
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| Highscore | Killed 2, injured 7 |
| Top 25? | No |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes |
Last Thursday, on July 24th, 2015, an innocent hard working middle aged white man hailing from Lafayette, Louisiana went to the local theater to kick back, relax and enjoy a new flick he's been meaning to watch. Like with Dylann Roof, a group of savages begun to provoke and attack him. With no way to calm the horde, our hero had no choice but to free himself using the liberating power provided by a Firearm. When the fierce standoff was finished, our hero reluctantly had to use lethal force against 2 aggressors before killing himself to avoid being lynched and eaten alive by these horrific uncivilized brutes.
These events are brand spankin' new, so don't expect for a dense article as of yet! We at ED are working our ass off researching and updating this article. Stay with us as we clear up the facts.
See Also:
- James Holmes Put in a similar situation but against dozens more aggressors. Made it out alive after achieving a 12-0 kdr with 77 injured.
- High Score Sadly, our hero couldn't make the list..