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'''Kenneth Erwin Englehardt''', commonly known as Kengle by CWC followers, is a fat, unemployed accountant from Florida who is somehow an unironic fan of [[Chris-Chan|Chris-Chan's]] [[Sonichu]] comics. He currently resides in Rhode Island where he lives with his parents. As a result of his uncanny Sonichu obsession and constant need to get the attention of Chris, Kengle decided to create his own comic called ''Sonichen and Rosechen'' where he gets to show off his subpar Photosho Dreamweaver skills. He spends most of his days posting shitty artwork and [[shit|clay turds]] on his Facebook page and leaves love notes to [[Pixyteri]] and Gloria Tesch frequently.  
'''Kenneth Erwin Englehardt''', commonly known as Kengle by CWC followers, is a fat, unemployed accountant from Florida who is somehow an unironic fan of [[Chris-Chan|Chris-Chan's]] [[Sonichu]] comics. He currently resides in Rhode Island where he lives with his parents. As a result of his uncanny Sonichu obsession and constant need to get the attention of Chris, Kengle decided to create his own comic called ''Sonichen and Rosechen'' where he gets to show off his subpar Photosho Dreamweaver skills. He spends most of his days posting shitty artwork and [[shit|clay turds]] on his Facebook page and leaves love notes to [[Pixyteri]] and Gloria Tesch frequently.  

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Kenneth Erwin Englehardt, commonly known as Kengle by CWC followers, is a fat, unemployed accountant from Florida who is somehow an unironic fan of Chris-Chan's Sonichu comics. He currently resides in Rhode Island where he lives with his parents. As a result of his uncanny Sonichu obsession and constant need to get the attention of Chris, Kengle decided to create his own comic called Sonichen and Rosechen where he gets to show off his subpar Photosho Dreamweaver skills. He spends most of his days posting shitty artwork and clay turds on his Facebook page and leaves love notes to Pixyteri and Gloria Tesch frequently.

Introduction

Kenneth is a part-time book keeper who lives in his elderly parents' basement in North Kingstown, Rhode Island. Much like Pixyteri, he has a bachelor's degree but prefers to spend his time stalking Chris-Chan on Facebook or fapping to the latest batch of Gloria photos

He's best known for clumsily attempting to befriend other notable internet figures such as Jace Connors, Pixyteri and most notably Chris Chan

Kengle will typically "adopt" the interests of the lolcows he's pursuing. The best example of this is his balant Sonichu ripoff, creatively titled "Sonichen & Rosechen". Kenneth also makes retarded art sculptures that best resemble aborted fetuses.

He's known for randomly skipping from project to project with little sense of commitement.

Discovery

Kenneth was discovered around 2012 when he began obsessively commenting on Chris Chan's Facebook posts. He also joined the Kiwi Farms[1] but was banned for being a sperg. He now has his own thread[2] on the forum, which is currently at 160 pages and counting.

Dox

Kengle is notoriously indiscreet with his private information on the internet, as a result he's doxxed himself multiple times. However, he's such a boring tard that there's literally no point to trolling him. Kengle is a bored lonely old man that will talk to just about anyone. He's also very gullible and will believe just about anything that is said in a convincing manner.

Links

WARNING: WEAPONS-GRADE AUTISM

Failbook[3]

LinkedIn[4]

Sonichu fansite[5]

His latest project[6]