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Lars Lulu "Suey" Ulrich is the Danish drummer, co-founder and smallest-penis of Metallica. He is well-known in the glam metal industry for his amazing dick sucking skills and for kicking Dave Mustaine out of Metallica. He's given his fans many lulz and AAAH!'s from his exceptional drumming skills. As of 1984, Lars Ulrich and James Hetfield are openly married and do tons of stuff together, including writing music and having fun with fans, young and old (people born before the 90s).