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'''Lars Lulu "Suey" Ulrich''' is the [[Danish]] [[hard gay|drummer]], co-founder and [[chode|smallest | '''Lars Lulu "Suey" Ulrich''' is the [[Danish]] [[hard gay|drummer]], co-founder and [[chode|smallest penis]] of [[Metallica]]. [[O rly|He is well-known]] in the [[Metal|glam metal industry]] for his amazing [[fellatio|dick sucking skills]] and for [[banned|kicking]] [[Satanist|Dave Mustaine]] out of [[Metallica]]. He's given his [[retard|fans]] many [[lulz]] and [[rage|AAAH!'s]] from his [[piece of shit|exceptional drumming skills]]. As of [[Last Thursday|1984]], Lars Ulrich and [[pretty cool guy|James Hetfield]] are openly [[gay marriage|married]] and do tons of [[buttsecks|stuff together]], including [[cringe|writing music]] and [[ræp|having fun with fans]], [[child abuse|young]] and [[old people|old]] (people born before the [[1990s|90s]]). | ||
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Lars Lulu "Suey" Ulrich is the Danish drummer, co-founder and smallest penis of Metallica. He is well-known in the glam metal industry for his amazing dick sucking skills and for kicking Dave Mustaine out of Metallica. He's given his fans many lulz and AAAH!'s from his exceptional drumming skills. As of 1984, Lars Ulrich and James Hetfield are openly married and do tons of stuff together, including writing music and having fun with fans, young and old (people born before the 90s).