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People associated with TJ

As typical of a lulzcow like TJ, his family and friends are delicious sources of drama and embarassment. Some of them even manage to outdo TJ in pure failure.

Cody Weber

Yep, this was one of the brains behind TJ's material for years...

saturninefilms

Once TJ's personal pet, even once referred to as "Mini TJ" as he literally would make identical videos to TJ and get into every argument on YouTube TJ got into like an annoying dog trying to suck up to its owner, and even moved in with TJ to direct his videos, he's now something of an embarassment to TJ. A crack addict who ditched his own daughter so that he didn't have to pay for her living expenses and could move to Hollywood to become a director (spoiler alert: that didn't work out) whose only income he's ever made is from begging for money on YouTube, naturally he made fast friends with TJ. Helping him out with his shitty vanity press book projects, making TJ's videos santized to the level of SxePhil, and aiding each others parasitic behavior, what could have went wrong? Actually having to live with him did. Who would have known that a drug addict who makes his entire living off of begging and scamming people didn't make the best roommate? After some pretty lulzly back and forth spats, TJ gave Cody the boot. Cody then proceeded to try to get TJ banned off of YouTube, which would have made him homeless pretty fast. Unfortunately he didn't succeed. The entire exchange can be viewed here:

http://amazingatheist.tumblr.com/post/12613046657/saturninefilms-so-i-put-this-book-together-over

http://amazingatheist.tumblr.com/post/12636466773/cody-tried-to-get-a-years-worth-of-my-videos-taken

http://amazingatheist.tumblr.com/post/16722879444/some-people-dont-want-me-to-address-cody-some

He has since repeated this pattern of behavior on another group of unsuspecting friends, and can now be found shacking it up with a mediocre whore with whom he does sex vids for money, and promising his fans (he has fans?) that he'll use their money for college, which he ensures is the truth, this time. ;)

MrRepzion

Mr Rep salivating over TJ shoving another banana up his ass.

MrRepzion

The emaciated, effeminate, prepubescent looking (a clue to TJ's latent pedophile tendencies?) basement-dwelling twink 20 year old virgin who is gaining ground on YouTube in the same manner as TJ, by appealing to the lowest common denominator in regards to intelligence while claiming to despise that element of humanity. His videos consist espousing the generic liberal, secular-humanist beliefs and making video replies to vacuous teenage girls.

MrRepzion caught the eye of TheAmazingAtheist via recommendation of mutual friend Galen who insured TJ of the tightness of his virgin asshole.

Repzion's bond with TJ is increasingly being strengthen as he is incorporated more into TheAmaingAtheist videos. The relationship will likely end in the same result as the rest of TJ's former companions due the nature of the overgrown spoiled, anti-social brat know as Thomas Kirk.

He has been documented using his talent to attract the ladiz - although it hasn't cured his virginity yet - and likely never will as he actually attracted Kelly Kalogerakos - a well known cosplay-whore who never puts out. You can destroy their e-relationship via this convo here about bed mattresses, laydeez!.

Galen

Galen, one of nature's genetic felonies

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Galen (hallcyon) is TJ's sycophantic butler whom he keeps around so he can get his ass kissed on a regular basis. He occasionally appears in TJ's videos whenever the fugly needs to be turned up. Lacking any independent identity of his own, it's no surprise his youtube presence outside of TJ's videos is non-existent, minus one time when he made a luzly and retarded video defending Islam. He also still lives with his mother, is unemployed and doesn't even cook his own food, preferring to rely on mommy. He is also a gigantic pussy, as proven when he was once bitch slapped by Hardcase in his own apartment, he actually ran outside to cry on his own porch. To sum it up, he's a total failure of a human being. No wonder he tries to validate his life by smooching TJ's poopshoot.

There's some speculation as to just how substantive Gaylen's life is since TJ's exodus back to Ohio. Gaylen couldn't leave his mommy's crib for anything, so there's no doubt that he's left, useless and dull in NAWLINS.

Holly

One will eat everything. The other is a goat.

TJ's fat,ugly hippopotamus hambeast of a wife. Yes, somehow TJ got married and to top it off, she's so ugly you're forced to think that even TJ could do better than that. She appears to be self-conscious about this, as she never appears on any of TJ's videos and tries to keep as low a profile as possible. That didn't stop TJ from publishing these puke-inducing images from their wedding though: Church Bells !!!

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  I thought beastiality was a crime....
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  The theme was Beauty and the Beast. One is left to wonder who was meant to be the beast.
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  When the least ugly thing about your body is a spider tattoo, something's wrong.

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TheSmoothTerrorist

Also known as Fakesagan and TheSmoothTerrorist, he was once bff with TJ. A quintessential internet tough guy, and major source of plagiarism for TJ (for example the Nigggots video) unlike other "friends" like Galen or Cody, Hardcase and TJ seemed to have had some semblance of an actual friendship, and not a sycophantic one way relationship. They were able to look beyond significant political and ideological differences (when they met, Case was a communist and TJ a libertarian, later they juxtaposed and TJ became the leftard and Case the libertarian) to be friends, but TJ had to ruin it with his pettiness, of course. What ruined it? Despite being able to tolerate his vast political and personality differences, TJ could not stand the fact that HardCase hates Marilyn Manson. Yes, he can stand them being on opposite sides of everything else, but he just couldn't stand the fact HardCase hates a has been shitty goth musician. After that, TJ proceeded to cut off all ties with HardCase and even tried to convince his ex-girlfriend to leak sensitive information about him to embarrass and humiliate him, all because he dared mock a hack musician he likes. HardCase, being the tactless drama whore he is, projected all of this to the public, making it yet another Jerry Springer style episode in the YouTube atheist community.

It should be noted that Hardcase once pointed a gun to TJ's face, and even said that if he was drunk enough, would have shot him. Despite this incident, they remained friends for a whole year before Hardcases comments about Marilyn Manson. So to TJ, felonious assault is a-okay, but saying you don't like some lousy-ass "musician" that should have stopped 10 years ago, and he should have stopped listening to after he left high school, that's going to end a friendship. Let that little piece of info sink in while you ponder TJ's mentality.

Nowadays just simply bringing up TJ to Case makes him go into a tardrage, and he spends much of his time playing moralfag against TJ's behavior, the very behavior he readily defended when they were friends.