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[[File:LaughingWitchLookalike.jpg|thumb|We believe that Jennifer is the one with the yellow disgusting teeth]] | [[File:LaughingWitchLookalike.jpg|thumb|We believe that Jennifer is the one with the yellow disgusting teeth]] | ||
'''Jennifer Keller-Burns''' is the female version of [[Brett Keane]], albeit with smaller tits. And it is not she isn't fat enough to sport a healthy pair. In late 2015 this Jason Hervey lookalike decided to try to contact [[thunderf00t]]'s Czech employers to tell them that he was a Nazi and other things she deemed to be incorrect. This backfired big-time, and she had to close her YouTube account, because of the humiliation. But not so bad, so she couldn't open an e-begging fund, in order to pay off her debt, which she claimed was to pay her husband's lazy employees. | '''Jennifer Keller-Burns''' is the female version of [[Brett Keane]], albeit with smaller tits. And it is not she isn't fat enough to sport a healthy pair. In late 2015 this Jason Hervey lookalike decided to try to contact [[thunderf00t]]'s Czech employers to tell them that he was a Nazi and other things she deemed to be incorrect. This backfired big-time, and she had to close her YouTube account, because of the humiliation. But not so bad, so she couldn't open an e-begging fund, in order to pay off her debt, which she claimed was to pay her husband's lazy employees. |
Revision as of 18:36, 4 November 2015
She's under cyberattack! And if you write a write a fake review about her shitty company, the FBI will totally log your IP address. |
Jennifer Keller-Burns is the female version of Brett Keane, albeit with smaller tits. And it is not she isn't fat enough to sport a healthy pair. In late 2015 this Jason Hervey lookalike decided to try to contact thunderf00t's Czech employers to tell them that he was a Nazi and other things she deemed to be incorrect. This backfired big-time, and she had to close her YouTube account, because of the humiliation. But not so bad, so she couldn't open an e-begging fund, in order to pay off her debt, which she claimed was to pay her husband's lazy employees.
The Letter
Because she literally thought she was invulnerable, probably because of an insane amount of USI, because every fat and sad male SJW worshiped the very ground she walked upon, she thought it wise to use her real name when writing a letter to thunderf00t's employeers, Czech police, Czech Press and various other outlets. And then even filming it and putting it on YouTube. Yes, she really thought this was a fool-proof plan, that could not at all come back to hurt her. The letter was a sad display of a beaten woman trying to throw everything in the hopes that something would stick. It had everything to Godwin's law to thunderf00t encouraging genocide to him having an army. Only the latter proved to be true, so you would wonder why Jennifer decided to attack regardless, but we will get to that.
Thunderf00t retaliates
After having poked the bear, Jennifer successfully awakened the sleeping giant, who decided to strike back in force by doxing her stupid ass, as somehow he knew how to use Google Reverse Image Search. So now everyone could see the company where she was co-owner, and almost 100 of thunderf00t's adoring fans went to Yelp to review the company. This resulted in Jennifer disappearing from the internet, as the company was taking hard hits.
The aftermath: The E-begginging
As it turns out, in a true Brett Keane fashion it was all just a scam to get money from suckers; claiming that because thunderpants is a meanie head all employees are getting fired so they need pay. Because as soon she bahleeted the channel, she was back with a new video with a link to a fund-page. In order to promote the video she turned to Kevin Logan so that he could direct some of the retards to give her money. But once again Jennifer was outwited by the internet, when it was found out that just like Brett Keane where the money he supposedly needed for rent matched his Amazon wishlist, so did Jennifer's new scam when the amount was exactly what the company owned the IRS. Oh and exactly like Brettie, she also faked reviews.
Bitch cries to the media for help
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