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[[Image:Eans makeup.JPG|thumb|200px|center|The Rap Legend]] == Introduction == | [[Image:Eans makeup.JPG|thumb|200px|center|The Rap Legend]] | ||
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Ean "Top DAWG" Griffiths is a perverted, self-proclaimed rapper, manchild, and creator of his own skillfully-written Raps and Hair Product Reviews. He is from the area of Lithgow Autralia. As well as "suffering" from Williams Syndrome, Ean also suffers from a delusional case of self-importance, Oblivious to the fact that he has 5,000 friends on facebook soley for them to make fun of him, He is convinced his Childish and pointless lyrcs will make him the next great rap Icon. Ean Commonly goes by the Name "Top Dawg". The most notable physical characteristic of Ean is his enormous Teeth and Ridiculous Hair | Ean "Top DAWG" Griffiths is a perverted, self-proclaimed rapper, manchild, and creator of his own skillfully-written Raps and Hair Product Reviews. He is from the area of Lithgow Autralia. As well as "suffering" from Williams Syndrome, Ean also suffers from a delusional case of self-importance, Oblivious to the fact that he has 5,000 friends on facebook soley for them to make fun of him, He is convinced his Childish and pointless lyrcs will make him the next great rap Icon. Ean Commonly goes by the Name "Top Dawg". The most notable physical characteristic of Ean is his enormous Teeth and Ridiculous Hair | ||
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== The Videos == | == The Videos == | ||
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Ean is most well known for his Rap Videos. Many of them are shot with some form of phone/tablet from a terrible view that showcases his poor dental hygiene. These videos very rarely feature music, and many of the rhymes don't actually rhyme or fall on any sort of beat | Ean is most well known for his Rap Videos. Many of them are shot with some form of phone/tablet from a terrible view that showcases his poor dental hygiene. These videos very rarely feature music, and many of the rhymes don't actually rhyme or fall on any sort of beat | ||
== Controversy == | == Controversy == | ||
[[Image:Eans smokes.jpg|thumb|200px|Left|Ean often posts this photo of himself smoking while then making future posts begging us not to show his parents.]] | [[Image:Eans smokes.jpg|thumb|200px|Left|Ean often posts this photo of himself smoking while then making future posts begging us not to show his parents.]] | ||
Revision as of 01:16, 9 November 2015
== Introduction ==
Ean "Top DAWG" Griffiths is a perverted, self-proclaimed rapper, manchild, and creator of his own skillfully-written Raps and Hair Product Reviews. He is from the area of Lithgow Autralia. As well as "suffering" from Williams Syndrome, Ean also suffers from a delusional case of self-importance, Oblivious to the fact that he has 5,000 friends on facebook soley for them to make fun of him, He is convinced his Childish and pointless lyrcs will make him the next great rap Icon. Ean Commonly goes by the Name "Top Dawg". The most notable physical characteristic of Ean is his enormous Teeth and Ridiculous Hair
Early Life
Ean was Born May 21 1985, in the Area of Lithgow, Australia.
Social Media
Ean's hobbies include posting "rap videos" to youtube, as well as post flooding with facebook, making empty promises for various things such as Rap vids, Guitar Vid, Hair Tutorials and other various stories and musing that would all appear to be delusional in nature. His topics on facebook include his album which has been dropping soon (for the past few years, presumably never), Hair Style Tips, His Hatred for Maccas, His amazing rap career and how he got started, His incredible celebrity connections, and His frustration at not being able to land a woman.
Ean is often the something of trolls but nothing yet of an organized manner. The most common trolling on Ean simply involves Hundreds of people tagging their friends in his Status posts. Another Common trend of trolls is people reporting his page until he is post blocked. Frequently he is the Target of women pretending to be interested in him only to tease and make fun of him. There have only been two documented cases of Larger Scale trolling on Ean. The first being a Joint effort between Parties to create many clones of his facebook page and to post comments on his posts acting as if this were Ean himself commenting. His own Vanity and desire for acceptance makes it impossible for him to change the privacy settings on his facebook, out of fear of less attention. The Second such trolling revolves around a group of Americans Known as BMK or Bitch Made Killers. These people pretend to be a gang that Ean is a part of. During times when Ean was reconsidering his membership in this "Gang" they hosted a "Trial" to determine if he was worthy. The attempts at making Ean look even dumber than he is appeared to have succeed better than expected as even the trolls felt remorse and pulled back on their efforts.
He is Well known for deciding that he is in love with various females Including, Ruby Tuesday Colqhoun, Ruby Rose and various other women from Facebook.
The Videos
Ean is most well known for his Rap Videos. Many of them are shot with some form of phone/tablet from a terrible view that showcases his poor dental hygiene. These videos very rarely feature music, and many of the rhymes don't actually rhyme or fall on any sort of beat
Controversy
His Lyrics
This is Ean's Most obvious fail. He often sings about drugs, guns, and women. His most controversial proposed song title to date is " I want to touch your pussy". Ean has implied this is both about sex and not about sex at all
Post Floods
Ean Loves to post status after status on FB calling people cunts and begging for Inboxes
Women
Ean has been known for Stalking Various Women on FB and also in real life. Some continue to entertain him, while others cut him Ean is not the most controversial, but he does have a way of creating drama for himself on a regular basis. He often times brings Nerd Rage upon him self by claiming to be connected to tragic events such as shootings and tropical storms, often times off completely.
- Tiger Lily: A DJ that Ean is in Love with but has never actually spoke to
- Ruby Tuesday: A Hairdresser that despite having a boyfriend and clearly just trying to be nice, Ean is convinced they are to be married and often shows up at her job and home uninvited.
- Holly: I am yet to understand the complete Drama behind Holly
Rivals
Ean has been known for calling Various people out on Facebook
- Little Timmy: A Child Rapper Youtube persona which Ean beleives to be his rival.
- The Vape Guy: There was one time at a bar some guy tried to make Ean take a vape hit. Ean reports being afraid for his life.
- Various Family Members: Ean is not afraid to name various family members he has issues with, despite the fact they all can likely see the posts.