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{{DISPLAYTITLE:''Cool Cat''}}
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'''''Cool Cat''''' is a piece of shit movie made by resident cat fucker Danny Savage who spends his free time raping Mexican girls on set and taking down other people's youtube videos for calling him out on how much of a worthless piece of cat shit this movie is.
'''''Cool Cat ''''' is the brain child of Derek Savage, a washed up [http://www.dereksavage.com/dereksavage.htm|ex Play Girl model] trying to make revive his Hollywood career, by creating safety informative movies and books based on the  [[feline|furry]] character.


This movie is secretly trying to teach children about the importance of bullying, but it's nothing but a bunch of pedophilia from the [[feline|furry]] himself, furries, washed up actors, and more stupid shit nobody cares about.  
"Cool Cat saves the Kids" was released on the first of Feburary, 2015, and reached critical acclaim on the internet, with a [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2974050/ | 6.1 on IMBD]. It included amazing performances from Vivica Fox and Erik Estrada, whom we are assured were completely sober during the 5 minutes of screen time they were filmed for.


[[File:coolcat1.jpg|300px|thumb|Dereks Final Form]]
Whether the movie will continue onto a series containing our beloved Cool Cat remains to be seen, as the next title from Savage's great mind about gun safety does not contain the  [[feline|furry]]. News suggests he may have been admitted to rehab after an incident with a bad eBay sale.
==Cool Cat Movie==
==Cool Cat Book Series==
==Your Movie Sucks==
[https://www.youtube.com/user/YourMovieSucksDOTorg|The Your Movie Sucks] Youtube Channel spotted this master piece earlier this year, and released a 2 part review, actually giving the movie more recognition than it deserved in the first place. But in the name of lulz, he picked it apart, piece by piece, pointing out glaring issues like giving children advice that could literally kill them, and casting a current [http://www.xvideos.com/video1415957/amazing_girl_fucking| porn actor] as the police man who gets to man handle children into his car.
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==Derek chucks a fit==
[[File:coolcat2.gif|left|thumb|Srs internet biddness]]


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Revision as of 00:23, 19 November 2015

Cool Cat is the brain child of Derek Savage, a washed up Play Girl model trying to make revive his Hollywood career, by creating safety informative movies and books based on the furry character.

"Cool Cat saves the Kids" was released on the first of Feburary, 2015, and reached critical acclaim on the internet, with a | 6.1 on IMBD. It included amazing performances from Vivica Fox and Erik Estrada, whom we are assured were completely sober during the 5 minutes of screen time they were filmed for.

Dereks Final Form

Whether the movie will continue onto a series containing our beloved Cool Cat remains to be seen, as the next title from Savage's great mind about gun safety does not contain the furry. News suggests he may have been admitted to rehab after an incident with a bad eBay sale.

Cool Cat Movie

Cool Cat Book Series

Your Movie Sucks

Your Movie Sucks Youtube Channel spotted this master piece earlier this year, and released a 2 part review, actually giving the movie more recognition than it deserved in the first place. But in the name of lulz, he picked it apart, piece by piece, pointing out glaring issues like giving children advice that could literally kill them, and casting a current porn actor as the police man who gets to man handle children into his car.

Derek chucks a fit

Srs internet biddness
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