Ultraman

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Ultraman is a Jap TV show about some random guy who turns into a giant guy in spandex

The Shows

Showa Era

• Ultra Q- a black and white seires where monsters rape a city to death. Most people dont give a fuck about this seires.
• Ultraman-the og ultraman protects earth from kaiju faggots, the first time monsters actually assrape the earth to death, also the first seires in color.
• Ultraseven- some guy uses glasses to turn into ultraseven to mass murder kaijus throughout the seires
• Return Of Ultraman-the first ultraman show to air in the 70s. But the Kamen Rider Series, starting in 1971, may have been raping the show to death, however, ultraman didnt give up until 1981.
• Ultraman Ace-it takes 2 fucking people to form this ultraman.
• Ultraman Taro- this one has to fucking die before getting revived and turned into ultraman taro. Then he rapes the kaijus every week since until the end of the seires.
• Ultraman Leo- the last series before an animated continuity starts.
• Ultraman 80- since toei was kicking their ass and raping tsuburaya, ultraman went on a hiatus due to the submissive slut tsuburaya was being, toei dominated their sodomized buttcheeks, in 7 years, an american film is made to try to gangrape toei but failed until the heisei era started.

Heisei Era

• Ultraman Tiga- had an awesome ending theme song that was replaced by 4kids, 4kids made the smart captain a retard in the english dub, also the first heisei era ultraman to try to get sexual revenge against toei, since then, they have been at war with eachother.
• Ultraman Dyna-the sequel to above, sadly, 4kids didnt dub the seires like complete faggots.
• Ultraman Gaia- has 2 guys rape the 1 kaiju, Gaia and Agul both rape the kaijus until they explode.
• Ultraman Nice- some seires promoting toys with some random fucking dad using chocolate to transform into ultraman nice, aired during reruns of tiga, just to please the fans with more ultraman murdering kaiju faggots.
• Ultraman Neos- at the turn of the millenium, an actual seires was finally made. Was a seires that only went to home video because tv channels were too lazy as fuck to pick it up, also has overpopulation at the begining of the 21st century while neos rapes and kills kaijus.
• Ultraman cosmos-the seires ended a year after the lulzy event of 9/11.
• Ultraman Nexus- a suprisingly dark seires with more death than rape.
• Ultraman Max- ultraman was raping toei in the war, but tsuburaya and toei both coexist in a mass rape attack.

See Also

• Power Rangers
• The Rapeman