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[[Image:Puritancollection.jpg|thumb|left|The Puritans would not approve of modern-day Puritans.]]
 
[[Image:Sexyyuppiemaiden.jpg|thumb|Then, and now, Indian chicks are sexy!]]
 
[[Image:Smallpox_horn_o_plenty.jpg|thumb|Some smallpox as an appetizer, perhaps?]]
 
[[Image:Pilgrims.jpg|thumb|Rifle not included? Shit sucks.]]
 
[[Image:Pilgrimfun.jpg|thumb|More fun in the New World.]]
 
[[Image:Thanksgivingfantasy.jpg|thumb|This is one of the fantasies about the first Thanksgiving.]]
 
[[Image:No description available.JPG|thumb|The real first Thanksgiving, without fantasy. Note the [[kittens]].]]
 
[[Image:Gif thanksgiving-12.gif|thumb|Cute!]]
 
[[Image:Clarissa_ruins_Thanksgiving.gif|thumb|Thanksgiving dinner is the perfect opportunity to air your grievances.]]
 
'''Thanksgiving''' is one of the [[USA]]'s most [[serious business|sacred]] holidays, right up there with the [[4th of July]]. It conveniently occurs on the "[[last thursday|fourth Thursday]] in November" each year. Not only does this day mark the official beginning of the [[Capitalism|Holiday Shopping Season]], it is also one of the key elements in the country's [[Faux News|national mythology]]. Oppressed pioneers, "The Pilgrims" arrive on the [[gay|savage]] shores of [[Vicky Boyce|Plymouth]], [[Massachusetts]], desiring only religious freedom. After a tough year of overcoming [[domestic violence|countless adversities]], they rejoice with a festival of giving thanks to [[Raptor Jesus|G*d]], and [[voraphile|eating a lovely dinner]] with family and friends, and of course some kindly [[Native Americans|Indians]].
 
The reality is [[lie|a little]] different.
 
{{Quote|The real shame about Thanksgiving is that you will be eating, all alone, the same Turkey and Gravey Hungry Man Dinner a week from now in your basement.|ED Staff}}
 
 
==History==
Every [[retard|schoolchild]] in the USA has been taught that the Pilgrims invited the local Indians to a major feast after surviving their first year in "New England". In [[9/11|1620]] the English ship ''[[vagina|Mayflower]]'' landed at a place to be named Plymouth, delivering 102 [[Mormon|right-wing Christian extremists]]. By today's standards, this would be a group of [[Fred Phelps|hardcore Christian lunatics]], isolated in the mountains somewhere, far from the [[Internet|sinful world]], where [[FOX News|the Anti-Christ]] is already running the show and the [[Rapture]] was supposed to have happened [[Last Thursday|a few months ago]].
 
This English crew was kicked out of [[England]] not because of [[antisemitism|"religious intolerance"]], but because these "Puritans" were such intractable assholes. Imagine England of Shakespeare's time. Music, [[Delicious  cake|cakes & ale]], <s>tea</s> plague & crumpets, [[16-year-old girl|wenches]], [[sex]]  and [[lulz|ribaldry]] were the order of the day, and were about all that any normal people cared about. Good times! Then you have these fucking Puritans, [[Goth|wearing only black]], walking around all gloomy since music, dancing, fapping, alcohol, non-married "[[Almost raped|lustful glances]]", and basically every fun thing they could think of were considered [[b&|forbidden]]. You couldn't whistle a tune or [[Larry Craig|tap your foot]] if you heard one; if you weren't married, you couldn't even look in the same direction as a person of the opposite sex. They would punish each other with [[figging|bizarre penalties]] for any violations of their law. They made the [[Taliban]] look like [[Bukkake|Japanese tourists]].
 
The original Native people of this stretch of shoreline had already been killed off. In 1614, a British expedition had landed there. When they left they took 24 Indians as slaves and left smallpox behind. Three years of this [[AIDS|epidemic]] wiped out around 95% percent of the inhabitants of the coast, [[Ruination|destroying most villages completely]].
 
==A Thrilling Tale of Survival==
The Puritans built their town of Plymouth near the deserted ruins of an [[India|Indian village]]. They ate from abandoned cornfields gone feral. Only one Indian named "Squanto" was around the place - he had spent the last few years as a slave to the [[faggot|kindly]] English and [[In the ass|gentle]] [[Mexico|Spanish]] in Europe. Squanto spoke English and taught the [[n00bs|Pilgrims]] how to plant corn and how to catch [[pussy|fish]] until the first harvest. Squanto also helped the colonists negotiate a peace treaty with the few remaining people of the nearby [[Hypnotoad|Wampanoag]] tribe.
 
Going home to his own [[Facepalm|Pawtuxet]] tribe, a day's hike to the north, Squanto had his throat cut as punishment for [[faggotry|stupidly helping these weird, palefaced cultists]].
 
In celebration of their good [[fortune]], the colony's governor declared a three-day feast of Thanksgiving after that first harvest of 1621. The Pilgrims were very lucky that most of the Indians in their area had already been sent to [[Hell]], and they gave thanks for this.
 
==The scheming begins==
Many more religious [[cults|nutcases]] began to arrive, taking land and enslaving Indians to help them farm it. By 1637 there were about 2,000 settlers. They pushed out from the coast and simply trampled over the natives. In the coming decades, these new settlers would form armies and go out [[i|raiding]] and destroying Indian villages, just to get them the fuck out of the way so [[Scientology|civilization]] could begin. One of the settlers wrote,
 
{{quote|"Those that escaped the fire were slain with the sword; some hewed to pieces, others run through with their [[rape|rapiers]], so that they were quickly dispatched and very few escaped. It was believed we thus destroyed about 400 at this time. It was a fearful sight to see them thus frying in the fire...horrible was the stink and scent thereof, but the [[Sick fuck|victory seemed a sweet sacrifice, and we gave the prayers]] thereof to [[Yahweh|God]], who had worked so wonderfully for us."|Puritan, celebrating the Pequot Massacre, 1637.}}
 
By 1676, the colonists declared an official "day of public thanksgiving," saying, "there now scarce remains a name or family of the [[Abo|savages]] that are not slain, captivated or fled." By this time, the Puritans had destroyed the Wampanoag and all other neighboring tribes. The Wampanoag chief "King Philip" was beheaded. His head was stuck on a pole in Plymouth, where the skull is still hung on display 150 years later. A Massachusetts law of 1695, the same year in which the Puritans of Salem were burning <s>teenage girls</s> <b>FUCKING EVERYONE</b> to death for being [[Drama whore|"witches"]], gave colonists permission to kill Indians at will, declaring it was "lawful for any person that shall find any Indians traveling or skulking in any of the towns or roads to kill them as they may or can."
 
Incidentally, the psychotic "puritanism" and prudishness of the Puritans is the reason white [[Amerifags]] are generally so [[Cuckservative|fucked up in this regard]], [[Sarah Palin|even now]], in comparison to other civilized countries.
 
 
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==Honest Abe==
A couple of hundred years later, President Abraham Lincoln, just after ordering the Union army to wipe out some pesky [[Rednecks|Johnny Rebs]] during the [[Civil War]], declared Thanksgiving to be a legal National Holiday. For the Union that is; for years former [[Confederate]] states refused to celebrate Thanksgiving as it was a Yankee holiday.
 
==Since then==
Since that time, as most of the USA's original inhabitants are either fabulously wealthy running casinos or dirt-poor, [[white trash|living in broken-down trailers]], Thanksgiving has morphed into a somewhat mandatory day when as many friends and/or family-members as possible are forced to gather at someone's comfortable home, to spend a whole day cooking a turkey, chit-chat about [[shit nobody cares about|meaningless nonsense]], re-live personal and family traumas from years and decades ago, and watch [[football]] games, even if one seriously hates football. Then, when all the food is ready, everyone sits fake-nicely around the table and fills their [[:Image:Notlucyliu.jpg|already-obese]] faces with as much food as they can possibly shove in. Indeed, most [[Americunts]] no longer call this Thanksgiving, in favor of the less-potentially-offensive term of Turkey Day. After this gluttonous [[orgy]], and after a [[pedophile|drunken uncle]] or two get into a fist-fight, and a child breaks a valuable antique, and two other [[children]] fight about the [[Nintendo]], every one puts on their size XXXL sweaters and goes for a nice Family Thanksgiving Walk<sup>TM</sup> around the block. This takes over an hour, as many of the adults have to stop and rest every 10 meters or so and smoke a cigarette. Returning to the house, everyone has several additional helpings of dessert, including ice cream and pie, until there is absolutely no food left in the house.
 
==Or maybe==
The alternative approach to a modern Thanksgiving is often chosen by people who want to receive special God-points for being extra-nice to "those less fortunate". These do-gooders go on down to the local homeless shelter or church-based soup kitchen, and spend the afternoon serving a Thanksgiving Dinner<sup>TM</sup> to "[[homeless|The Homeless]]". This meal always bears a striking resemblance to ordinary [[jail]] food, perhaps with a somewhat larger amount of imitation "mashed potatoes" or applesauce. This is fine with the throngs of unfortunate diners, nearly all of whom are [[The Crackhead|crackheads]] or [[drugs|meth addicts]] or hardcore [[alcohol|alcoholics]], and can't really taste the food anyway. Afterwards, the do-gooders go to a fine restaurant, where they have prearranged for an elaborate Thanksgiving meal to be prepared. They have done such a good deed this Holiday Season, one that will take them through the year secure in the knowledge of their virtue.
 
==And now to the shops==
The next morning, "The Day After Turkey Day", is known to be the biggest shopping day of the year, and the launching of the Holiday Season [[spam|marketing blitz]]. Many of the women [[prostitute|will be seen at the shopping centers before dawn]], queued up for early-opening stores, ready to max out the remaining credit cards yet again. And what are they buying? Thousands of dollars "worth" of toys and gadgets and electronics and other expensive shit, to help bolster the U.S. economy, and to maintain the [[drugs|illusion]] that gives their lives meaning.
 
And that's the story of Thanksgiving.
 
==Typical Thanksgiving Meal==
 
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==2008 MACY'S RICKROLL!1!!!ONE!!==
Macy's actually does something cool and brings [[Rickroll|Rick "The Man" Astley]] to the party for [[EPIC WIN]]
 
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==Galleries Of Festively Plump Goodness==
 
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Image:Rockwell want.jpg|The American Dream Thanksgiving
Image:Thanksgiving_-_Redneck_Style.jpg|The Redneck Dream Thanksiving
Image:Thanksgiving_-_Ghetto_Style.jpg|The Ghetto Dream Thanksgiving
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Image:Thanksgiving_-_How_To_Cook_A_Turkey.jpg|How to cook a turkey.
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Image:Tgivingcutenss.gif|Apart from prodigious eating, Thanksgiving today is primarily about cuteness.
Image:Turkeys goldsboro1.jpg|Factory-fresh and delicious turkeys.
Image:Turkey03.jpg|Baby turkeys at the <s>salmonella infection</s> turkey factory-farm.
Image:Ghetto Thanksgiving.jpg|Thanksgiving in the [[Ghetto]]
Image:Native american 2.gif|Heap big Injun him thank Pilgrim for plenty grub.
Image:Thanksgiving5003.gif|Pedobear <3 X-giving
Image:Thedayafter.jpg|Spending thousands of dollars on crappy plastic toys.
Image:Lesbiantics.gif|It is a surprisingly important holiday for lesbians. Also; note the [[cake]].
Image:Pilgrims2.jpg|Many of the Pilgrims suffered from personality disorders.
Image:Thanksgivindogcat.jpg|Yes, taking over America was all in good fun, we can laugh about it.
Image:Thanksgiving-cake-03.jpg|Adorableness
Image:Thanksgivingbush.jpg|Annual White House ritual that got a bit out of hand.
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Image:Happy NO U.jpg|Are you feeling happy today?
Image:Turkey.png|A turkey hears that Thanksgiving is on the way.
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Image:An Hero on Thanksgiving.jpg|[[An Hero]]
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Image:Thanksgivingsexy.jpg|Things were actually pretty fun at the first Thanksgiving.
Image:HapThanksgivingHrts.jpg|Happy happy, joy joy.
Image:Pilgrimsfetish.jpg|The more uptight in public, the more nasty in private.
Image:Big bird thanksgiving party sesame street.jpg|Big parties require a big bird.
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==See also==
*[[Massachusetts]]
*[[Easter]]
*[[Turkey]]
*[[Native Americans]]
*[[Shawn Woolley]]
*[[Black Friday]]
*[[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto/Fanfiction/The World's Luckiest Guy/Standalone stories|Stuffed]] - A charming tale for the Thanksgiving season from a master of the written word.
 
==External links==
*[http://www.scholastic.com/scholastic_thanksgiving/ The First Thanksgiving]
*[http://www.kidzone.ws/animals/turkey.htm The Turkey]
*[http://holidays.kaboose.com/thanks-games.html Adorable online Thanksgiving games]
*[http://www.raptureready.com/featured/schaefer/Thanksgiving.html Thanksgiving and the Rapture]
*[http://www.capmag.com/article.asp?ID=3279 Thanksgiving is rational. And moral.]
 
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