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'''Generation Alpha''' (a.k.a. '''iPad kids''') is a generation of retarded faggots born between the years 2013-2024 known for being the ones who made Skibidi Toilet popular. This generation hasn't even made it to college yet. | |||
==Faggotry== | ==Faggotry== | ||
They seem to be the faggier younger siblings of younger [[Zoomer]]s. The | They seem to be the faggier younger siblings of younger [[Zoomer]]s. The Generation Alpha influencers are mainly retarded toy channels made by their parents. However, as the first Gen Alphas start becoming [[13-year-old boys|teenagers]] around 2025-2026, that might change and a new era of JewTube (or ShitTok) might begin. | ||
==Notable members of | |||
==Notable members of Gen Alpha== | |||
*People in elementary school | *People in elementary school | ||
*Ryan Kaji | *Ryan Kaji | ||
And others that nobody gives a shit about. | And others that [[Shit nobody cares about|nobody gives a shit about]]. | ||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
*[[Children]] - who all Gen Alphas are as of 2023. | |||
*[[Gen Z]] - their older siblings, sometimes parents. | *[[Gen Z]] - their older siblings, sometimes parents. | ||
*[[Millenials]] - their parents. | *[[Millenials]] - their parents. | ||
*[[Gen X]] - sometimes their parents. | *[[Gen X]] - sometimes their parents. | ||
*[[Baby Boomers]] - their grandparents. | *[[Baby Boomers]] - their grandparents. | ||
{{Generations}} | {{Generations}} | ||
[[Category:Stub]] | [[Category:Stub]] | ||
[[Category:Generations]] | [[Category:Generations]] | ||
Revision as of 23:04, 25 December 2023
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Generation Alpha (a.k.a. iPad kids) is a generation of retarded faggots born between the years 2013-2024 known for being the ones who made Skibidi Toilet popular. This generation hasn't even made it to college yet.
Faggotry
They seem to be the faggier younger siblings of younger Zoomers. The Generation Alpha influencers are mainly retarded toy channels made by their parents. However, as the first Gen Alphas start becoming teenagers around 2025-2026, that might change and a new era of JewTube (or ShitTok) might begin.
Notable members of Gen Alpha
- People in elementary school
- Ryan Kaji
And others that nobody gives a shit about.
See Also
- Children - who all Gen Alphas are as of 2023.
- Gen Z - their older siblings, sometimes parents.
- Millenials - their parents.
- Gen X - sometimes their parents.
- Baby Boomers - their grandparents.
Generation Alpha is part of a series on Generations.