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'''Generation Alpha''' (a.k.a. '''iPad kids''') is a generation of retarded faggots born between the years 2013-2024 | '''Generation Alpha''' (a.k.a. '''iPad kids''') is a generation of retarded faggots born between the years 2013-2024 (though [[some argue]] this generation began in 2012). As of 2023, the oldest Gen Alphas are starting to reach [[13-year-old boys|13 years of age]]; and Gen Betas haven't been born yet though they're on the horizon. | ||
==Faggotry== | ==Faggotry== | ||
They seem to be the faggier younger siblings of younger [[Zoomer]]s. The Generation Alpha influencers are mainly retarded toy channels made by their parents. However, as the | They seem to be the faggier younger siblings of younger [[Zoomer]]s. The Generation Alpha influencers are mainly retarded toy channels made by their parents. However, as the oldest Gen Alphas start becoming [[13-year-old boys|teenagers]] around 2025-2026, that might change and a new era of JewTube (and/or ShitTok) might begin. | ||
==Notable members of Gen Alpha== | ==Notable members of Gen Alpha== | ||
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==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
*[[Children]] - who all Gen Alphas are as of 2023. | *[[Children]] - who all Gen Alphas are as of 2023 (however the oldest Gen Alphas are nearly teenagers). | ||
*[[Gen Z]] - their older siblings, sometimes parents. | *[[Gen Z]] - their older siblings, sometimes parents. | ||
*[[Millenials]] - their parents. | *[[Millenials]] - their parents. | ||
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Generation Alpha (a.k.a. iPad kids) is a generation of retarded faggots born between the years 2013-2024 (though some argue this generation began in 2012). As of 2023, the oldest Gen Alphas are starting to reach 13 years of age; and Gen Betas haven't been born yet though they're on the horizon.
Faggotry
They seem to be the faggier younger siblings of younger Zoomers. The Generation Alpha influencers are mainly retarded toy channels made by their parents. However, as the oldest Gen Alphas start becoming teenagers around 2025-2026, that might change and a new era of JewTube (and/or ShitTok) might begin.
Notable members of Gen Alpha
- People in elementary school
- Ryan Kaji
And others that nobody gives a shit about.
See Also
- Children - who all Gen Alphas are as of 2023 (however the oldest Gen Alphas are nearly teenagers).
- Gen Z - their older siblings, sometimes parents.
- Millenials - their parents.
- Gen X - sometimes their parents.
- Baby Boomers - their grandparents.
Generation Alpha is part of a series on Generations.