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| {{quote|They testify in front of Congress, these kids. Like what the fuck, what are you doing? You’re young, you should be crazy, you should be unhinged, not in a suit saying "I'm here to tell..." fuck you. You’re not interesting because you went to a high school where kids got shot. Why does that mean I have to listen to you? How does that make you interesting? You didn’t get shot, you pushed some fat kid in the way, and now I’ve gotta listen to you talking?|[[Louis C.K.]], [https://twitter.com/jackallisonLOL/status/1079538170960572416 saying] what everyone is thinking.|center=auto}}
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| [[File:Stonemanguncontroladvocates.png|200px|thumb|right|tfw the shooting was the best thing to ever happen to you]]
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| The '''Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School gun control activists''' are a small group of [[Socialist|left-leaning]] [[16-Year-old_girl|high school students]] who saw an opportunity after the [[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting|Marjory Stoneman Douglas school shooting]] to use the bodies of their seventeen dead classmates to gain a [[Old media|national media]]-provided platform to push [[gun control]]. While there have been [[Columbine|many]] [[Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre|other]] school shootings in the [[Jewnited States of Americunts|United States]] in the past couple of decades, this is notably the first instance a small group of students was [[Attention Whore|narcissistic]] enough to climb over their schoolmates' bodies to get to the TV cameras.
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| While Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School had an enrollment of 2,972 students at the start of the [[2017]] school year, it's generally only [[Samefag|the same few students you see everywhere in the media]] purporting themselves to speak for the entire student body. Also worth mentioning is the fact that none of Hogg, González and the rest of the "[[Fake news|survivors]]" paraded around on the mainstream media advocating for gun control were actually inside Building 12 during the shooting, making it like having a small vocal group of "9/11 survivors" everywhere on the media promoting renewal of the PATRIOT Act, but none were actually at the World Trade Center, they were just in New York City on the day of September 11, 2001.
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| ==The students==
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| Not included in this list is Colton Haab who shielded seventy students with Kevlar mats, but who revealed CNN's insistence on using scripted questions. Naturally, CNN retaliated by [http://www.breitbart.com/big-journalism/2018/02/23/cnn-pushes-back-hero-student-claimed-scripted-question/ claiming] Haab had doctored emails from them. Also not included is Kyle Kashuv, who has taken the controversial view that his classmates are taking this thing too far, so he had to wait an extra week for his [[verified]] badge after meeting with numerous figures in the government including the Devil himself, [[Donald Trump]]. For these transgressions, Kashuv was warmly welcomed by his fellow classmates who rejected Trump's attempt to reach out to them.
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| ===David Hogg===
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| [[File:Hogg nazi.jpg|thumb|center|thumb|Sieg Heil! With commie fist!]]
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| [[File:Hogg Hitler youth.jpg|thumb|150px|Herr Hogg with his mentor]]
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| {{quote|I am someone who has constant and jarring deep seeded hatred for those around me and myself not really for any main reason I mean I'm a relatively privileged kid that has had the American dream childhood but I moved from CA to FL 2 years ago and ever since then I have become an arrogant mean manipulative asshole I have a constant felling that everyone around me wants to hurt me how can I stop this?|[https://www.reddit.com/r/Meditation/comments/62k2t3/how_to_be_a_nicer_person_via_meditation/ David Hogg], posting on Reddit on March 31, 2017.|center=auto}}
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| David Hogg: [[numale|young, skinny, white. The perfect spokesman for the anti-gun agenda]], thank goodness that isn't at all what's going on here. The fact that David Hogg is the son of a former FBI agent shouldn't worry you at all. Nor should the fact that anytime the video of him rehearsing his reactions is uploaded, it is deleted "due to YouTube's policy on harassment and bullying"... nothing at all to see here, move along.
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| It should be noted that Hogg was [http://www.latimes.com/visuals/video/95939817-132.html literally] calling for gun control while the shooting was still in progress.
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| David has taken this opportunity to cash in on his fifteen minutes of fame. His Twitter following increased dramatically within a few days, and it wasn't long before Twitter awarded him his shiny blue check mark badge for shilling for what's left of the Democrats. Hogg wasted no time [[Signaling|virtue signaling]] to anyone who would listen about how he hung up on President Trump when he reached out. This made him the darling of Twitter, the land of short attention spans. EDiots predict he will be washed up and strung out on crack by the time he grows his second pube.
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| ====David Hogg gets rejected by the University of Central Florida and other colleges====
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| The [[Sarcasm|genius]] David Hogg has [[:File:Hoggcollegefail.png|been rejected]] from multiple colleges, including local community colleges with astronomically-high acceptance rates. However, these applications were before he became a media darling.
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| [[File:Hogg rejected muffin.jpg|thumb|center|Hogg now is just asking for new drama.]]
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| =====Hogg gets into Harvard University=====
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| You read that right, folks. David Hogg and his 1270 SAT score [https://www.tmz.com/2018/12/21/parkland-marjory-stoneman-douglas-david-hogg-enrolling-harvard/ got accepted into Harvard]. After getting rejected by multiple smaller colleges, one of the most prestigious universities in the country let him in, for no reason other than his post-shooting media darling status. If you ever had any doubt that the shooting at his high school was the best thing to ever happen to Hogg, let this dispel that fiction.
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| ====David Hogg sees school safety measures other than gun control as a violation of his freedoms====
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| {{quote|I'm not happy with it. Why are you punishing me for one person's actions?|[https://www.cnn.com/2018/03/22/us/marjory-stoneman-douglas-clear-backpack-trnd/index.html Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School student Tyra Hemans], said without a hint of irony.|center=auto}}
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| In response to the Valentine's Day massacre at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School, the [https://www.dailywire.com/news/28566/backfire-broward-county-implements-solution-school-ryan-saavedra school implemented safety measures] such as clear backpacks and student IDs. "Common sense measures," [[No one|one]] might say. What was [https://twitchy.com/dougp-3137/2018/03/23/hmm-david-hogg-doesnt-want-students-constitutional-right-to-carry-non-clear-backpacks-infringed-upon/ Hogg's reaction]? That restricting high schoolers' backpack choices is an unnecessary embarrassment for students, and, like, total fascism. When their fellow classmate [https://www.boston.com/news/national-news/2018/02/14/nikolas-cruz-parkland-florida-school-shooting-suspect Nick Cruz had been barred from bringing a backpack to school] because the admins were afraid he was going to hide weapons in it, they were obviously raping his freedoms. Don't infringe upon their Constitutional right to non-clear backpacks!
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| [[File:DavidHoggpussiesout.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Talks tough one minute, runs away the next.]]
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| Feeling that [[Alex Jones]] attacked his sacred honor by daring to oppose him, David Hogg challenged him to a debate to prove Jones wrong. Jones responded by accepting the challenge of a debate, only for Hogg to promptly back off and make up an excuse for why he wouldn't do it. The ignominy of his public backtracking caused Hogg to lash out like a wounded animal at Jones, and [http://archive.is/59snU make tweets] mocking Jones's appearance. Not long after this, CNN [https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/27/politics/gun-bill-analysis/index.html ran an article] saying the NRA had defeated Hogg and his co-conspirators' quest to reduce Americans' Second Amendment freedoms, and when CNN, who was Hogg's biggest fan and promoter early on, says that, you know his fifteen minutes are up.
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| ===Cameron Kasky===
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| A suspected [[Atheism|fedora-tipper]] of self-proclaimed integrity, who apparently cares deeply about life and protecting life from the great evils of the world, despite his history of calling for violence and death upon people of ideologies that oppose his, showing otherwise. All in all [[Shit nobody cares about|nobody really cares about him]].
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| ===Emma González===
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| | <br /><big><big><font color="#000033"><center>'''Anyone up for a round of the crying game?'''</center></font></big></big><p>
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| <big><font color="#000033"><center>Emma González is actually a [[tranny]].</center> </font></big></p>
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| <p><small><small> ''Enjoy your cock!'' 8====D (_(__)</small></small></p>
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| Although you may be inclined to believe this is a bald dude with [[cancer]], this is in fact a [[Generation Z|teenage]] [[lesbian|dyke]] named Emma González. Despite sustaining no injury, this "victim" caught the eye of the dying media due to her [[Le 56 Face|multiracial]] and gender non-conforming vibe. Emma González is an [[Amerimutt]] [[bisexual]] 18-year-old faggot that uses her [[Miami|South Florida]] [[thot]] charisma to encourage people to advocate for gun control. Emma González's snowflake attributes provides the perfect balance to the presence of the fucking white males listed above. Some [http://themillenniumreport.com/2018/03/operation-hogg-wash-blown-wide-open/#more-62193 conspiracy theorists] claimed then Emma González and David Hogg are long distant cousins while Emma got a profile on IMDb [http://archive.is/Eikfg].
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| It's been revealed that Emma the goblin had been one of the bullies who drove Nikolas Cruz to commit the lulzfest, further proving that the school and the rest of these crying marchers truly were [[asking for it]] and that these "victims" victimized Nikolas Cruz.
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| ===Delaney Tarr===
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| Another wannabe journalist, Delaney Tarr dripped in her speech then "they give us a inch, we take a mile" in this clip then she wishes it will be removed before it got uploaded elsewhere. {{youtube|9ORCmn3snhY|Fag}}
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| Too late, [[Paul Joseph Watson]] had re-uploaded a part of her speech at {{youtube|fJNdKI3KB6k|1:22 in his vlog}} and we won't be surprised if in twenty years later, Denaley Tarr will regret having told the truth.
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| ===Alfonso Calderón===
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| Yet another activist who lived up in the zoomerland of [[Spain|Alcobendas]]. Alfonso, went to [[USA|JewSA]] on 2008 when his family's economy went [[Forced Meme|stonks]]. After the Nik's lulzfest, he pissed off about Gun laws, NRA and other shit. He also founded an anti-gun law called Never Again MSD, which his activist partners collab to stop gun law, but failed and got pissed about it.
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| {{Quote|I was in a closet, locked for four hours with people who I would consider almost family, crying and weeping on me, begging for their lives. I understand what it’s like to text my parents, ‘Goodbye, I might never ever, ever get to see you again. I love you.’ I understand what it’s like to fear for your life.|Alfonso's [[ragequit|activist words]] ''Feb. 22, 2018}}
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| ==The "survivors" seek to cash in with a book deal==
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| In the very same month the shooting at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School occurred, it was [http://www.tmz.com/2018/02/27/florida-shooting-student-survivors-book-deal-publishers-gun-control/ reported] that some of the "survivors" already have high-profile publicists working for them, seeking to secure big book deals to <s>get themselves and their organization tons of [[Jew gold]]</s> get their message of gun control out (because Lord knows a book would do that better than their having appeared on every [[The View|TV talk show]] imaginable.) One must wonder how some of the other students at their high school feel watching them cash in like this, in addition to their incessant media attention-whoring.
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| ==The 'Parkland Wave' that wasn't==
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| [[File:FL2018results.png|200px|thumb|right|Womp, womp...]]
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| David Hogg and his [[Retards|Parkland pals]] declared they were ready to get to work to get rid of those nasty Second Amendment-supporting politicians in their home state of Florida. They said in early [[2018]] they were registering all the teens to vote in that November's midterm election, and they were going to paint the state [[Democrat|blue]]. Their targets? Their own self-declared archenemies, Rick Scott and Ron DeSantis, both running in statewide races for the U.S. Senate and Governor. With all the [[:File:DouglasStonemanGunControlTime.jpg|hype]] surrounding the Parkland students, things were looking pretty grim for the Republican duo...
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| Wait, what's that? Scott and DeSantis [[LOL|both won]]? [[Bane|This can't be happening]]! If the Parkland students couldn't knock off their GOP enemies in a 'blue wave' year, mere months after their rise to prominence (i.e., the only time in which they'll have been fresh in voters' minds), it really does make one wonder exactly [[Never|when]] they'll be able to influence the outcome of elections in Florida. Surely Hogg and company will be [[Shit no one cares about|super popular and relevant]] in 2022, when their other declared enemy, [[Marco Rubio]], will have his Senate seat come up for election.
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| ==Who's really funding them?==
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| [[File:Channel 4 news gun control tweet (may 31, 2018).png|thumb|right|240px|With Jews, fake news!]]
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| If [[you]] only listened to the media, you'd think the March for Our Lives and all the other such things that sprang up around Hogg and crew was spontaneously organized by a group of middle class teenagers, but the march [https://www.npr.org/2018/03/26/596973924/-march-for-our-lives-cost-5-million-several-million-left-for-lobbying cost] over five million dollars, so [[Jews|who was really behind it all]]? A partial list can be found [https://www.theblaze.com/video/dark-money-10-anonymous-donors-march-for-our-lives-is-deliberately-hiding here] and [http://freebeacon.com/issues/march-lives-now-operating-dark-money-nonprofit-advocacy-group/ here]:
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| *Debbie Wasserman Schultz{{jew}}
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| *Mark Kelly & the Gifford Foundation
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| *Michael Bloomberg{{jew}} & Everytown for Gun Safety
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| *MoveOn.org
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| *Planned Parenthood
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| *George Soros{{jew}} & Open Society Institute, the Tides Foundation, Women’s March, Louis Farrakhan
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| *Friends Committee of National Legislation
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| *American Federation of Teachers
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| *Jeri Rhodes & Greenpeace
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| *Friends Committee on National Legislation
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| *Oprah Winfrey, George Clooney, Steven Spielberg, and Jeffrey Katzenberg{{jew}} ($500,000 each)
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| *The fashion company Gucci
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| ==Broward Sheriff==
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| Naturally, the children are the ultimate resource for wisdom in these trying times, and most of the children have given this issue plenty of thought and the children mostly blame the NRA. This leaves the Broward Sheriff's office free to pursue [[shameless self promotion]], and to save valuable taxpayer dollars by not using up any bullets which can cost upwards of a dollar each. Thankfully, it has been revealed that a student of Stoneman, Anthony Borges, who shielded his classmates with his own body, has been released from the hospital and is planning to take Israel and his cowards to court, along with Cruz's neglectful "family" and the school itself, on the basis of neglect sometime in August because bureaucracy is a shitshow that slows everything down, unlike Hogg and his <s> buttslaves </s> <s> cronies </s> Jewish pawns, Borges does not blame guns for the shooting, also unlike Hogg, Borges is a pretty cool guy.
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| *'''Scott Peterson''' has lawyered up to defend against the unfair criticism that he hid in a stairwell as witnessed by a student, and continued to cower there until the other three officers stopped hiding.
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| ==Gallery==
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| File:DouglasStonemanGunControlTime.jpg|Old media continues promoting its creation.
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| File:Hoggcollegefail.png|David Hogg getting rejected by various colleges
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| File:56FaceGonzalez.jpg|[[Le 56 Face|Le 56]] gun control activist
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| File:Emma 56 Face.jpg|A picture of Emma González, tearing apart the [[United States of America]].
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| File:HoggRedditAsshole.png|Hogg referring to himself as a "[[Truth|manipulative asshole]]" on Reddit
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| File:LittleDavey.jpg
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| File:GonzalezHoggEdEddNEddy.jpg|''[[Ed, Edd n Eddy]]''
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| File:HoggPopularity.jpg|Truly seventeen dead high school students was a small price to pay for this.
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| File:HoggBenGarrison.jpg|[[Ben Garrison]] cartoon
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| File:BrowardBenGarrison.jpg|[[Ben Garrison]] on the Sheriff of Broward
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| File:EmmaCruzsBullyCartoon.png
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| File:Emmabackpackmeme.jpg
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| File:DavidHoggDeepInsight.jpg
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| File:DavidHoggReddit.jpg|Hogg posting on [[Reddit]]
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| File:AttentionHogg.jpg
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| File:KaskyFacebook.jpg|Cameron Kasky
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| File:ChuckRettigopinion.png|George Orwell would be proud.
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| File:CameraHogg.jpg|Camera Hogg
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| File:DHoggmeme.jpg
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| File:Hoggcyberbully.png|Hogg cyberbullies Alex Jones
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| File:Hoggchickensout.png|Womp, womp
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| File:AlexJonesHoggTweet.png
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| File:CNNHogglost.png|Even CNN admits the Stoneman Douglas High School gun control activists lost.
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| File:Hoggcartoonmediapuppet.jpg
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| File:TheFixHoggHarvard.jpg
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| File:HoggPoliticalScience.jpg
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| File:AmericaandDavidHogg.png
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| File:HoggWhitePrivilegeHarvard.jpg
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| File:David hogg - 80 year old crisis actor.png|[[Crisis Actors|So now you know]]
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| ==See also==
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| [[File:Mrs merchant behind stoneman douglas high protester.png|thumb|right|300px|Totally spontaneous.]]
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| *[[16-year-old girl]]
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| *[[2018]]
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| *[[Daisy Hogg]]
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| *[[Daniel Frisiello]] - A supporter of their #NeverAgain movement.
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| *[[Florida]]
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| *[[Forced meme]] - The old media really forced this one.
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| *[[Generation Z]]
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| *[[Gun control]]
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| *[[Le 56 Face]]
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| *[[Marco Rubio]]
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| *[[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting]]
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| *[[Bullet to the Head of the NRA|NRA]]
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| *[[Old meme]]
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| *[[School]]
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| *[[Socialist]]
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| *[[Twitter]]
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| *[[Unwarranted Self-Importance|Unwarranted self-importance]]
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| {{clear}}
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| ==External links==
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| *{{twitter|davidhogg111|David Hogg}}
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| *{{twitter|Emma4Change|Emma González}} - Both González and Hogg received [[Verified|the blue-colored 'good goy' Twitter check mark]] in record time.
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| *[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emma_Gonzalez Emma González somehow has her own Wikipedia article]
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| *[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Hogg_(activist) And so does David Hogg]
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| *[https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/27/politics/gun-bill-analysis/index.html How the NRA beat the kids, again]
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