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| {{spoiler|KEYBOARD CAT IS DEAD ;_;}}
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| <big>'''The epic cat'''</big><br> ''in all his/her glory...''
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| {{quote|i bet the owner of keyboard cat is happy to see his cat is famous even after dying because it was probably sad to see him die and then he was famous and [[cum|fulfilled]]|A 3rd grader with [[PTSD]]}}
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| [[Image:Keyboard cat.jpg|thumb|200px|Keyboard [[Kittens|Cat]] does not care about your feelings. But he will make your [[fail]] a [[Lie|win]].]]
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| '''Keyboard Cat''' is a [[lulz|horrific]] [[meme]] started off on the [[internet]]s' toobs by [[Mr Hands|animal-abuse exerciser]] Charlie Schimdt (no doubt [[Austrian]]), the poor animal shown in the growingly popular YouTube video "''Charlie Schimdt's "cool cat"''" (See above if you haven't already, you dumbass) is known to have been shot with a high dosage of morphine or something equally <s>euphoric</s> terrible before being put in [[naruto|''some kind of horrific torture]] sweatshirt'' and made to play two [[kawaii]] tunes on a small sized keyboard with at least two settings!
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| As predicted, the cat community of [[B|/b/]] were in two minds over whether or not the meme should become [[DevianTART|the next big thing]] - some of their less fucked up members protested about the cat's health after complaints were sent in by hilarious [[caturday]] celebrities such as [[Ceiling Cat]], [[Bike Cat]], [[Limecat]], [[Kitler]] and even [[Tubcat]] - from beyond the grave! These [[cats]] still continue their anguish, planning a shock-rescue mission into Charlie Schimdts basement where Keyboard Cat is being held.
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| The rest of [[B|/b/]], and indeed most other sites held by [[basement dwellers|hardcore internet users]] thought the cat was ''cute'' and have tried their best to incorporate him/her into their [[zelda|retarded obsession]] with [[fail]]s and [[win]]s. So now, most epic fail internet videos - such as a disabled person falling down an escalator - will be accompanied by [[Keyboard Cat]] "playing them off" with his [[vore|cute]] keyboardy antics! How I love the internets.
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| == Video Format == | |
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| Videos are usually of some sort of semi-[[lulz]] fail followed by the music, often with a short slow-motion clip of the moment of fail. The title of the video is usually in the format "Play [[cock|Him]]/[[trap|Her]] Off/Out, Keyboard Cat". It's such a simple format to duplicate that there are [[over 9000|over 300]] videos on YouTube now with Keyboard Cat in them.
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| For example:
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| Whereas videos with over 100,000 views used to be noteworthy near the beginning of YouTube, now they're so common they usually get lost in the YouTube oblivion of [[Chocolate Rain]]s and [[Broccoli Dog]]s. However, Keyboard Cat is srs business, and YouTubers elevated the video to [[meme]] status. However, even the power of Keyboard Cat has limits, and many of the videos that were [[unfunny]] before remain unfunny even with the power of Keyboard Cat playing them off.
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| == Examples ==
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| Just a sample;
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| |<youtube>GQ2T_TOeIbM</youtube>
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| |<youtube>hIOtMPxF6kA</youtube>
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| |<youtube>T9aymPARQGU</youtube>
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| |<youtube>SJ5w4MkFofc</youtube>
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| |<youtube>_sLsgw3wh-c</youtube>
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| |<youtube>Yp6U_5qEE0Y</youtube>
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| |<youtube>io63z-aRMbg</youtube>
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| |<youtube>IgQ7B6gtAbQ</youtube>
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| |<youtube>3s5XK4zMavY</youtube>
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| |<youtube>E5S3M_k88AE</youtube>
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| |<youtube>yYAK17Uus-0</youtube>
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| |<youtube>41QhIDwHJ4g</youtube>
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| |<youtube>5_9P77O3jiQ</youtube>
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| |<youtube>T-uHtMNX57A</youtube>
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| |<youtube>bL60-SLXy8M</youtube>
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| |<youtube>eyauGeRa5T0</youtube>
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| }}|border=black|background=white}}
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| ==September 3, 2009: Ubisoft kills keyboard cat==
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| <center><youtube>jD3cy1EmTlo</youtube></center>
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| Believe it or not, [[WTF|this is an official video]] for ''Splinter Cell: Conviction'' created by Ubisoft.
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| ==See also== | | ==See also== |
| [[File:Keyboard_Cat_has_a_posse.png|150px|right|:3]] | | *[[Donny Long]] |
| *[[Cat on a keyboard in space]]
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| *[[Fail]]
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| *[[Win]]
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| ==External links==
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| *[http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=227367&title=Daily/Colbert---Keyboard-Cat Keyboard Cat playing off Steven Colbert]
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| {{cat}}
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