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| [[File:Animatedjames.png|thumb|250px|right|He [[Asking For It|asked for it]]. ]]
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| '''AnimatedJames''' ([[Powerword]]: '''James Barkley''') is an oreo who makes [[shitty]] animations on [[YouTube]] about [[My Little Pony]], [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], and a bunch of equally autistic crap. [[Shit no one cares about|Nobody cared]] about this faggot until it was discovered he [[Fap|faps]] to girls farting and shitting themselves, causing huge amounts of [[lulz]]. Further developments also revealed he is a disgusting [[Pedophilia|pedo]] who is currently grooming some 16-year-old piece of [[jailbait]] at the age of 22, something he proudly announced both on [[DeviantArt]] and [[YouTube]] to his [[Over 9000|almost 300,000]] subscribers. Nowadays, he lurks the corners of the internet masturbating to kids farting and shitting all over the place.
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| ==Animations==
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| He has various boring pony animations and shitty crossovers on his [[Youtube]] channel. He notable for uniting the [[Sonic|two]] [[My Little Pony|worst]] fanbases in internet history with his bland, unoriginal "competitions" between Sonic and My Little Pony characters, as there tends to be a lot of autistic debates in their comments sections about who would win and who couldn't, all over a mediocre (if you're being extra-nice) animation. Also are his extremely boring music videos, which despite being the most bland music videos possible, his various white knights and braindead fans tend to ass-pat them to death as they all contain My Little Pony characters to get the attention of the [[faggot|brony]] community.
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| Another fairly infamous animation by him is [[Teen Titans|Teen Titans No]], which depicts Robin blowing up the Teen Titans Go writers and James calls them [[retarded]] and everybody is happy about it. Never mind that this both counts as a death threat and a vicious insult to someone he doesn't even know. He later made a sequel, entitled Teen Titans Know, where he tries to pass off flames and hate as legitimate criticism as portrays a TTG producer as a blithering idiot, even though he makes several good points (such as that the whole point of the show is to be sillier than the original and a lot of people are still butthurt about the original ending).
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| He also attempted to make his own series entitled "C Students", which was lazily written and plagiarized Butch Hartman's art style. "C Students" was pretty much a reboot of an earlier series of animations called "Seniors", which is, you guessed it, about the daily life of high schoolers. "C Students" was basically exactly the same as "Seniors", except replaced with a [[Sand niggers|Hindu]] [[self-insert|version of James]], a token female with no personality of her own, and a wannabe British pimp. Terrible original music was included. James later cancelled it due to his [[autism|self-conscious issues]]. He is currently working on "Middle Ground", a motion comic, which he will upload to dA. The art style seems to look exactly the same as "C Students", which further shows James has no idea what an original art style is.
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| ==Quotes==
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| {{quote|In a nutshell, one day psychicpebbles and a bunch of his friends called me on skype for the soul reason of mocking and ridiculing me like a bunch of 6th graders. This pretty much destroyed my self esteem for a while, and even though they didn't mean any harm… what they said and how they acted was still really inconsiderate and immature, and I seriously can never speak to them again without getting angry. I keep having flashbacks to that experience, and it always makes me feel like a freak. And that experience is the reason why I always assume the worst of people. I always assume the person I'm talking to is a complete dick, until proven otherwise. Hence this drawing.|--James, blaming someone else, as usual.}}
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| ==[[/co/]] strikes gold==
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| [[File:AnimatedJamesIsAskingForIt.png|thumb|250px|right|Still [[Asking For It|asking for it]]. ]]
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| The date was May 10, 2014. It was a calm, pleasant day in the wonderful world of /co/, until one [[anon]] decided to post a webcomic called "Sonic Girls" made by a [[Insane|very troubled]] young man going by the nickname "AndySonic", who drew Sonic characters farting, shitting, and sharting all over the place. The sight of such an abomination took many poor /co/mrades by surprise, who proceeded to collectively lose their shit and spread lulz, [[derp]], and [[Shit_Bricks|horror]] across the board, causing a veritable [[lollercoaster]]. In the middle of the clusterfuck, a few anons pointed out striking similarites between "Andy's" and AnimatedJames' art styles, but everyone else was too busy discussing Tails [[rape|RAEPing]] [[babby]]s to pay attention.
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| Eventually, some brave gentlemen decided to confront James directly about the comics. James, upon realizing his dirty (HAHAHA GEDDIT) little secret was out, presumably shit his pants [[IRL]] and decided to honour the proud [[lolcow]] tradition of [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|DELETING FUCKING EVERYTHING]], incidentally [[Fucktard|confirming it really was him behind the comics]], and then ran to his [[Tumblr]] to [[BAWWW]] about wanting to [[an hero]]. As it usually happens, the only thing he achieved is that an anon archived all the "Sonic Girls" images, and a second thread was made to further discuss his sick, disturbed mind. Luckily for us, both the [https://archive.moe/co/thread/61681109 first] and [https://archive.moe/co/thread/61695787 second] threads have been preserved for the enjoyment of future [[EDiots]].
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| But that wasn't the last of James' gassy misadventures, far from it...
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| ==Fart 2: Eproctophilic Boogaloo==
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| Figuring the whole Internet already knew he was a [[sick fuck]], James took a page from Tom Preston and admitted it. He now has an entire account devoted to his disgusting, poorly made fetish art and expects his followers (and everyone for that matter) to either love it and look up to it, because if you dare criticize it, he'll go apeshit at you and act like an arrogant little bitch, while explaining why his fart art is so great. Even if you don't mind ''that'', his numerous and many [[white knight]]s will be quick to defend him and his precious fart-fetish.
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| The most notable example was when another user called his fetish "weird", [https://archive.is/VLDnw James had got really pissy] and started bitching about how people were being "negative" to him even though he thinks it's a good idea to flaunt it literally everywhere he goes and have people ass-pat him for it, as well as that Deviantart account literally being named '''Weirdo'''AnimatedJames.
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| ===<s>F</s>art Gallery===
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| This is an incomplete gallery of his various fart-fetish "pieces of masterful art".
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| File:PeachAJFartFetish.png
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| File:CakeAJFartFetish.png
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| File:PinkJackAJFartFetish.png
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| File:DevilAJFartFetish.png
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| File:BlazeAJFartFetish.png
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| File:RavenAJFartFetish.png
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| File:StarfireAJFartFetish.png
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| File:SallyAJFartFetish.png
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| File:CreamAJFartFetish.png
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| File:RougetakingashitAJ.png
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| </gallery>
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| ==Why don't you have a seat over there, James?==
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| [[File:Toxicsoul77rl.jpg|thumb|150px|right|Isn't she a little young for you, James?]]
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| [[File:Toxicsoul77art.jpg|thumb|150px|left|Edge to the extreme.]]
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| On March 15, 2015, James uploaded another one of his faggy drawings to his DA, announcing he had found himself a [[bitch]] to <s>fuck</s> [[Virgin|be in a long-distance relationship with]]. Ignoring James' humongous and blatant [[Cuckoldry|cuckery]], said girlfriend [https://archive.is/a6tVI turned out to be] a [[16-year-old girl]], meaning James could be getting a visit from [[Chris Hansen]] at any moment. [[Some argue]] that wanting to fuck a 16-year-old is ephebophilia, not pedophilia, but the [[law]] does not give a fuck, and if James got [[Vanned|busted]] by the [[cops]] he'd still be thrown in jail to be viciously assraped by [[Bubba]].
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| In any case, James would ''still'' be a pedo, as many of the fart drawings he makes and later whacks off to feature characters [[Baby_fuck|as young as 6]]. When it was pointed out how disturbing it is to use that particular character ([[Babyfur|Cream the Rabbit from Sonic the Hedgehog]]) for your fetish art, he said he would stop drawing her, but mere days later he drew ''a different'' underage character farting. Hide your kids!
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| His girlfriend, [[whore|Michaela Groves]], also known as [[ginger|ToxicSoul77]], lives in [[Canada]]. The two of them met through James's animations, for which she was a [[shit nobody cares about|co-animator and designer]]. Her art style looks like Tumblr and Shadow The Hedgehog had an edge baby and shit it out their mouth, and shares the same facial expressions James uses, but up a level by looking like a pot-smoking [[Disney|Chesire Cat]]. A typical 16 year old, she enjoys many of the gay things James likes.
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| ==Burn, baby burn==
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| [[File:AJbeingemo.png|thumb|150px|right|]]
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| [[Last Thursday]], [[mariotehplumber]]'s faggot buddy [[Anger|TheBalishChannel]] uploaded a video actually bringing up some decent points about our <s>hero</s> failure by showing his secret accounts, his history, his losses, and many other things we already fucking know about. [http://www.twitch.tv/thebalishchannel/c/6673029 Skip to 16:20 to get right to business.] It's a good video if you want the raw basics of why he's such a fucking weirdo and you're too lazy to read this article.
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| ==He hates everyone, including you==
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| [[File:AnimatedJamesHatesYou.png|200px|thumb|left|He treats you like the very thing he faps to.]]
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| [[File:IWuzDrunk.png|200px|thumb|left|[[bullshit|Because as we all know, drunk people are able to type perfectly.]]]]
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| In an extremely autistic move, he made a journal, claiming that he hates everyone, [[WTF|even the very people who supported him the entire time.]] How did James respond to the deserved flack he received? [[srsly|He claimed he was drunk]], even though he was somehow able to type everything perfectly. So remember, if you're a big fan of James, this is what he really thinks of you.
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| {{quote|My fans: How can i say "I love my fans" when my fans consist of the kind of people I hate the most. People who agree with whatever I say, people who like whatever I make, people who demand that I make shit I don't want to make, people who don't bother critiquing or looking deeply into anything, People who post comments that start with "I totally understand, *insert their own life story that no one cares about here*", GOD I hate comments like that.}}
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| Rather than own up to something so unforgivable, he tried to justify it all by again claiming he was drunk. If you're still a fan of this clown after knowing about this, you're probably a retard.
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| ==Releasing the gas==
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| |<center><big>'''Oh Jesus, he's at it again.'''</big></center><br>
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| On December the 27th, 2015 a YouTube user uploaded a video about James choking his acorn penis to his shitty fart drawings of Steven Universe, The Wizard of Oz, Sonic and other underage kiddies that your Uncle Johnny would want pictures of. Somehow, it's not a surprise that people still want to help James, however they probably don't realize that the autistic fuck is incapable of help at this point. This is a lulzy video to watch about how much of a self entitled and pedophillic prick AJ decides to be. What's even more fucking hilarious is that James expected you to pay for these drawings that are most likely unrecognizable with his shit covered cum bubbles.
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| ==How to troll James==
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| *Ask him how C-Students is doing
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| *Tell him Teen Titans Go! is an incredible show
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| *Explain to him what pedophilia is
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| *[[truth|Say that his girlfriend draws like shit]]
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| *Ask him about his stand up comedy career
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| == External ==
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| *{{dauser|animatedjames}}
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| *{{dauser|weirdoanimatedjames}} Be prepared for farts in all their glory
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| *{{dauser|megajamesstudios}} Old dA account. Note that his art style hasn't changed. At all.
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| *{{tumblr|animatedjames}}
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| *{{tumblr|sonic-girlsreupload}} His Sonic fart fetish blog, including Cream (most likely abandoned)
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| *{{ytuser|AnimatedJames}} Where he uploads his [[literally|shit]] animations
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| *{{twitter|AnimatedJames}}
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| *{{fb|james.barkley.9843}} Personal Facebook
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| *{{fb|AnimatedJames}} Page for his "fans" to talk to him
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| *{{skype|AnimatedJames}}
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| *[https://soundcloud.com/animatedjames His soundcloud, where he talks about how emo he is all the time]
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| *[http://jbarkley123.newgrounds.com/ His very old Newgrounds account]
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| '''His girlfriend's accounts'''
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| *{{dauser|toxicsoul77}} Edgy art
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| *{{tumblr|thetoxicsoulvengeance}} Ask her how it feels to be dating a pedophile
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| *{{ytuser|toxicsoul77}}
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| *{{twitter|toxicsoul77}}
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| *{{fb|shadowdemon101}}
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| *{{skype|soulmickey7}}
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| *[http://theworldnyc.com/event.cfm?id=199778&cart Poor little fella thinks he's a comedian.]
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| *[http://badwebcomicswiki.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Hailey_Flower Bad Webcomics Wiki review of his godawful webcomic.]
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