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'''Kimmsanity''' (a.k.a Kimm Elizabeth Putzke or the 23 year old Kimberley de Vries who lives in roelofarendsveen, the Netherlands) may be one of the greatest lulcows of our time, not only does she resemble a living troll doll that fucked a [[Fat|Walrus]]but she's a self-proclaimed [[Furry]] and [[Weaboo]]. She also claims to be [[Insane|Bipolar]] and a [[Whore|Camgirl]] while actually being an [[Attention Whore]] and an actual [[Whore|Whore]]. She can be found spreading her horrible, quivering neon greaseflesh primarily on [[Annoying_Facebook_Girl|Facebook]], which is plastered with pictures of her [[vermin|rat]] and her own [[Ugly|disgusting]] [[Ass|face]] where she acts like a [[16-year-old girl]] despite being 23 years old. The fact [[You|nobody]] would touch her [[IRL]] with a ten-foot cattle prod for risk of catching [[AIDS|venereal diseases]], should be proof enough of her basic whitegirl cancer status. Somehow, simply due to the power of being a [[girl]] on the internet she has amassed [[Over9000|over 9000 facebook]] [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|likes]]. Whatever she hasn't deleted can still be found all over the [[Internets]] like oh so much smegma smeared over a [[Kimmsanity|Cum rag]]. She also likes to make over 9000 accounts on all kinds of websites.
== Apparently she's a scammer as well ==
On April 17 2015 she thought it was a great idea to create a gofundme for her ''[[bullshit|dog]]''. Except she forgot for a second that image search is a thing [https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10423861_405017319680526_4529707382590595491_n.jpg?oh=a6c9dc01c25e0a44948c0ce042bef9ed&oe=55DD678C&__gda__=1436868838_8b6c2070ca983d078e63c6e5a58e0a00 click here] and [https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/11040632_405016906347234_8950111897590230936_n.jpg?oh=0f4ddb364e6e9e3482875830bb42d694&oe=5597563B&__gda__=1441113407_82e76cfe5fd0ca59f202d142dc561ff3 here]. The pictures she used for the dog came from a website from 2009. [http://www.google.nl/imgres?imgurl=http://media.fyre.co/LfitTmhySEeka2IFLh7F_image.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.dancingdogblog.com/2009/01/grant-for-pets-surgery-dont-give-up/&h=3264&w=2448&tbnid=onE78mCDHzjnOM&zoom=1&tbnh=259&tbnw=194&usg=__c6F8O0elEpO5_Ht_uSWs4gxBktc=&docid=FnZlEQc3bVoYCM click here] .-
What a [[retard|retard]].
[http://www.gofundme.com/OzzieNeedsSurgery click here for the original link] and [https://archive.is/1iz13 click here for the archived link incase she deletes the original one.]
'''UPDATE''' .
After Ludalaluna found out about her Gofundme she quickly deleted it. Who needs to pay surgery for their dog when you can get a brand new Intuos tablet? [https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xft1/v/t1.0-9/11120564_837317616305889_3902221691560904286_n.jpg?oh=f5c0d7f444063e4719d5bf78bbde0c90&oe=559B7BE6&__gda__=1436939628_890b8c32f56d33b64d567d6da07bbda9 lol]
== kimmsanity in a nutshell ==
Kimm is a 23 year old(born november 20 1991.) female from Heemskerk, north-holland, the netherlands and is currently living with her 34 year old [[cuckold|boyfriend]] in Roelofarendsveen, south-holland, the netherlands.
[[File:Kimm-pillow.png|thumb|alt=Puzzle globe logo|Still stuck in her teenage weeaboo phase]]
According to sources, Kimm's father pulled a [[nigger]] when she was younger leaving her emotionally traumatized and fucked up for the rest of her life.
Having to grow up with a mother who never called her out on her bullshit made her believe that she can get away with anything.
This includes harassing teenagers online, spreading nudes of herself, tracing other people's art, bullying and stalking people who call her out on her bullshit, and masturbating to[[pedophilia|cheese pizza]].
Her current [[pedophilia|34]] year old [[cuckold]] knows about the kind of the shit that she's doing online and isn't calling her out on her [[bullshit]], thus making Kimm believe once again that she can get away with everything.
A few of her known victims are Kandyland and [[Ludalaluna|Ludalaluna]]. Kandyland was a [[underaged|17]] year old female who got accused of [[bullshit|tracing]] Kimm's art by the [[fat|ogrelord]] herself.
In her free time, Kimm likes to [[trace|draw]], fap to [[child|Ericka Camacho]], have her nudes [[bullshit|''leaked'']], [[stalker|stalk]] people she doesn't like, and take pictures of [[nudes|herself]] and her [[vermin|rats]].
Oh, and let's not forget her creating over 9000 profiles on teh interwebz. Whether it be fake profiles where she pretends to have either breast cancer [https://www.facebook.com/UnofficialBlondie?fref=ts CLICK] or just pretending to be a 15 year female model from the Netherlands. [https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10153765_138905429613003_1320794736_n.png?oh=e054ad028c89cb5a718ccdce16697cdd&oe=55AE396C&__gda__=1441121590_c29bec3b85bd938e5eb3039a0328becb CLICK] which she also uses to promote herself. [https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10169269_138905502946329_138511133_n.png?oh=1b370c0af9747d0ece348ed7dd156945&oe=55AD808D&__gda__=1440643083_1e590b817cfdb5d6ebd428f5d16ec52b CLICK]
Then there's also the Amanda Wisniewski account [https://www.facebook.com/BunniST4Rx92 CLICK] which she uses to stalk people she hates. In other words, the one she uses to try and add you.
Apparently, Kimmsanity said on a forum that she got bullied a lot during highschool which explains a lot about her behavior. It is not uncommon for people who got bullied when they were younger to resort into becoming a bully themselves.
Of course, Kimm being too much of a pussy will never bully people in real life. She will only go after underaged teenagers.
== Muh Art ==
[[File:Ludalaluna_ripoff.png|200px|thumb|right|She can't even trace very well.]]
Kimm considers herself to be an artist, though in reality her "skills" seem to turn out piece after piece... of [[Autism|badly]] traced art. Be it el natural environments, or even (godforbid) your own fursona, she'll copy it. DO YOU HATE HER?! Doesn't matter. She'll claim to have created the art that you spent hours of your own time creating, and then using.
Do you then make this hate ''known?!'' She'll claim you stole her art, somehow miraculously made it better, claimed all copyright rights of it on [[DeviantArt|DeviantArt]] without getting a copyright strike of your own, claimed money of it from yourself buying it, and that she was the original artist all along. Beautiful, beautiful [[Cancer|cancer]].
...
Fortunately, the last time this happened Kimm happened to open a door to a world of e-pain. Worse than her supposed miscarriage. Worse than her supposed assault. Kimm would awaken the beast known as [[Transexual|Lu]][[Bisexual|da]][[Furry|la]][[Feminist|lu]][[Ludalaluna|na]]. Clearly she did not know what she was getting into.
== Kimmsanity VS Ludalaluna & Jennsanity ==
The real [[drama]] started when Kimm decided it would be a [[Bad|good]] [[Idiot|idea]] to post her art on her [[Facebook|Jewbook]] account, despite it's undeniably [[shit]] quality, she still had plenty of beta [[You|faggots]] sucking her [[cock]] over her [[art]], she pulled off this apparent [[Jesus|miracle]] through her [[Serious business|judicious]] abuse of the [[banhammer]] on anybody who [[DO IT|dares]] criticiser [[Crybaby|her]], causing an [[Fat|enormous]] self-sustaining [[circle jerk]] like a snake continuously eating it's own [[shit]].
Despite being an unashamed [[serious business|art]] [[thief]] she decided to accuse [[meme|Luda]] of stealing her art, this led to a massive [[shitstorm]] as Kimm's legion of [[White knights]] to rush in and defend their Queen [http://termitenewyorkcity.com/images/queen.jpg].
[[Ludalaluna|Luda]] naturally called her out on her painfully obvious [[bullshit]]. Despite the [[Fail|valiant effort]] the post did not get the reach that Luda wanted; so in a stroke of [[troll|genius]][https://www.facebook.com/Jennssanity?ref=br_tf  she created the page] , [[tracing]], Kimm's [[traced]] [[art]] causing much [[lulz|keks]] and [[butthurt]] when Kimm inevitably found the page.
Having a rare congenital [[syphilis|disease]] that leaves her with no sense of humour she soon sent her legion of [[faggots|white knights]] after the page, under the presumption that Jennsanity actually was [[thief|stealing]] Kimm's [[Shit|art]] despite being an obvious parody page. Jennsanity then used this as an excuse to post clear [[Facts|proof]] that Kimm was indeed stealing art from other people.
However being [[stupid|retarded]], Kimm's [[Pussy-whipped|fanbase]] they called [[photoshopped|shoo]][[Denial|ped]]. This led Luda with no other choice but to [[Holocaust|purge]] Jennsanity. Despite some moderate success the page eventually [[death|died out]], and people slowly but surely relised Kimm was full of [[shit]], like the [[Fat|all-devouring]], four-stomached cow that she is, the only "Friends" that remained being thirsty [[Indians]] and [[emo|scene]] [[faggots|kids]]. Kimm in the meantime [[Delete fucking everything|BAWWWleted]] her [[Facebook]] [[sock puppet|accounts]] and accused [[Ludalaluna|Luda]] of hacking her accounts.
She also accused Luda of [[photoshop|photoshopping]] Kimm's head on [[nudes|naked]] bodies despite this being considered a [[crime|war crime]] in most civilized nations, in a [[Bipolar|bizzare]] twist she accused Luda of using her own naked body for this, which is probably [[delusion|wishful thinking]] as Luda is actually [[hot]] as fuck and doesn't have the consistency of a bean bag chair.
Of course, being a living [[drama|train-wreck]] this is not how the story ends.
== Kimmsanity II: Rise of Luda ==
Eventually things died down, and [[Ludalaluna|Luda]] started her now [[Internet Celebrity|mildly]] [[Lulz|infamous]], like [[Ugly|Grendel]] holed away in her [[basement|cave]] she couldn't bare the sight of someone else getting [[attention]] on the [[Internet]]. But Luda had now amassed her own [[white knight|army]] of [[faggots]] and [[trolls|faggot provocateurs]] and started her own [[Facebook]] page of the [[Ludalaluna|same name]], to which she posted much [[Lulz|kekworthy stuff]] about the [[Kimmsanity|Great White Whale]]; such as the time Kimm posted pictures of her dead chinchilla with #a #tonne #of #insipid #hashtags.
[[File:Chinchillagirl.png|200px|thumb|right|Died of suffocation after Kimm queefed.]]
Eventually Luda got into a fight with another [[retard]], [[dA|Shelbait]] over yet more [[tracing]], in her soft, bashed-in [[retarded|mongoloid]] head Kimm clearly thought this was the best time to [[drama|strike]] from the shadows, in reality it was like a [[cock|sausage]] [[dog]] with [[retarded|Down's Syndrome]] [[serious business|scheming]] against a [[cat|prowling tiger]]. She told Shelbitch that [[Ludalaluna|Luda]] [[victim complex|had been harassing her too]]. Obviously being a [[delusion|sweet little angel]] Kimm told Shelbait a bunch of [[true facts|lies]] [https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/11150180_404680286380896_6439536283150633897_n.jpg?oh=9fbac233ca919aa16a643e64d772e0db&oe=55DEA6EB&__gda__=1436917587_e66617186f0377fab5cce656d110d058 (see here)][https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xta1/v/t1.0-9/11126905_404680373047554_6583191705023276119_n.jpg?oh=4be10f7629ef19bdaf8d858a41e43374&oe=55D7D69F&__gda__=1436685590_3b35d3d0064cc5b456e99134681c9da0 (and here)] about how she had [[high score|caused]] three [[people]] to [[an hero]] complete with [[dox]] despite this Luda was never [[arrested|Vanned]] probably because like [[Your Mom|everything]] Kimm touches it turned out to be [[bullshit]], even so this resulted in no small amount of [[death]] [[serious business|threats]] sent against [[Ludalaluna|Luda]]. What a lovely, [[Insane|completely sane]] [[bitch|person]] kimm is, eh?
Luda sent her [[newfags|newly assembled]] [[retards|special forces]] up against Kimm and [[special snowflake|Shellbatshit]], It did not take long for [[butthurt|Shelbutthurt]] to finally break, give up and suck [[transgender|Luda's]] [[cock|dick]] and beg her to make Luda's fans stop harassing her. In one last depserate Hail Mary, Kimm attempted to [[trigger]] Luda over her [[Mom|Mother's]] [[death]], Luda simply reminded Kimm that she is a [[whore]] because her [[Dad|Daddy issues]] decided to pull a [[Nigger]] and leave her, Kimm immediately made a bizarre [[rant|ranting]] post bragging about her [[faggot|AWESUM]] [[pedo|34 year old]] [[pussy-whipped|boyfriend]] who is a [[Srsly|literal eunuch]], before retreating to her tank at Sea World, crying blubbery tears the whole time, thus keeping both the whaling and oil industries afloat for another year.
== Kimmsanity III: The Cunt Strikes Back ==
Months later Kimm decided to create a Ask.FM account, being a [[furry]] and thus naturally drawn to [[drama]] it took all of five minutes for Luda and her fans to [[raid]] Kimm's ASK. Kimm spilled the beans and said that she was [[Liar|preggo]] with her [[boyfriend|cuckold's]] baby, yes, once again, he is castrated. So [[whore|Kimm]] [[whore|whored]] herself out (nothing unusual there). Everybody was spamming her Ask.FM by asking her when the lovely, shining cherub was going to be born. Kimm said she did not have to because she was truly pregnant with Satan's baby, because obviously [[you|nobody else]] would [[STD|fuck her]].
Apparently having turned over a new leaf, Kimm decided to be [[lies|honest]] about everything and finally admit to being a [[Kimmsanity|lying slut]]. Luda and Kimm became [[whores|fuckbuddies]] on [[Facebook]] again and everything went back to normal. For about five minutes, then Kimm decided to create a [[sock puppet|fake account]] and create a private conversation between her and 10 other [[Internet Tough Guy|people]]. She was telling [[Losers|people]] that Luda and her [[friends]] beat the living shit out of Kimm and that they not only broke her ribs but also caused head trauma; this was [[Lies|obviously false]] as Kimm could not possibly become any more [[retarded|brain damaged then she already is]].
Luda also apparently made Kimm's [[Babby|spawn]] [[an hero]]. Of course nobody asked for proof and everybody flew into a [[retard|tard]] rage. Kimm also said that the police refused to do anything, [[truth|likely because it never happened]]. One of them added one of Luda's friends into the conversation because he wanted them to talk it out. Kimm fucking threw a [[seizure|fit]], insulted Luda's [[friend]] and then pussied out of the conversation as fast as she could once actual consequences might arise.
Moral of the story; [[DO IT|go and fuck with kimm and call her out for]] [[tracing]] [[DO IT|right now]], [[Lulz|shit's hilarious]].
== Her [[Tumblr]] is About as Awful as You'd Imagine ==
It recently came to light that she has a [[tumblr]] blog here; [http://afatfurry.tumblr.com/], not only is the pun cringeworthy in and of itself, but it contains even more selfies absolutely [[You|nobody]] asked for. She recently claimed to have almost died in a [[fire]] and will be coming back when she loses weight. So she's basically gone for good really.
== Apparently she's a Kiddy Fiddler Too ==
Even the handful of delusional faggots who still cling to her called her out on being a [[Pedophilia|Pedo]]. This may or may not be related to her unnerving fascination with [[Jailbait|Ericka Cammacho]] her's a gallery of her acting out her numerous perversions.
{{center|<gallery>
File:Kimmpedo.jpg|It's not pedophillia if a woman does it right?
File:Kimmbirthday.jpg|...
File:Kimmfaggot.jpg|Admitting she's a pedo got her an admirer.
File:Kimmpony.jpg|Did you forget she's a horsefucker?
File:Kimmseduce.jpg|That's pretty fucking nasty.
</gallery>}}
== Gallery ==
"Artist"
{{center|<gallery>
File:Kimm-circlejerk.jpg
File:Beautiful-art.jpg|
File:Beautiful-art2.jpg|
File:Beautiful-art3.jpg|
File:Kimms-terrible-art2.jpg|
File:Kimms-terrible-art3.jpg|
File:Kimms-terrible-art4.jpg|
File:Kimms-terrible-art5.jpg|
</gallery>}}
And now the minute you've all been dreading... Kimm's [[nudes]].
{{center|<gallery>
File:Kimms-disgusting-nudes.jpg|Brb vomiting.
File:Kimms-disgusting-nudes2.jpg|No
File:Kimms-disgusting-nudes3.jpg|How hideous can a single vagina be?
File:Kimm tits3.jpg|
File:Kimm tits2.jpg
File:Kimm tits1.jpg
</gallery>}}
[[Cthulhu|H.P. Lovecraft]] himself could not have come up with a body more eldritch.
== External Links ==
Notice how some of them are very similar in name and behavior. <br />
{{fb|Kimmsanity}} her personal facebook 1<br />
{{fb|100009410888517}} her personal facebook 2 <br />
{{fb|KimmehMcKenzie}} <s>her page 1</s> BAWWWLETED <br />
{{fb|UnofficialBlondie}} her fake page 2 <br />
{{fb|AmandaWisniewskiOfficial}} her fake page  <br />
{{fb|BunniST4Rx92}} fake profile 1 <br />
{{fb|BlondieVonTe}} fake profile 2 <br />
{{fb|simone.simoleon}} fake profile 3 <br />
{{instagram|pickledvaginas}} ACTIVE <br />
{{instagram|theartworldofkimm}} <s> ACTIVE </s> BAWWWLETED <br />
{{instagram|afatfurry}}  <s>pretended that someone was ''faking'' her. </s >  BAWWWLETED<br />
{{Deviantart|theartworldofKimm}} left to rot <br />
{{Deviantart|kimmception}} deactivated  <br />
{{Deviantart|kimmsanity}} deactivated  <br />
{{Deviantart|kimmsanity}} deactivated  <br />
{{Deviantart|KimmsanitySM}} deactivated <br />
{{Deviantart|theartofgothfu}} inactive <br />
{{Deviantart|kimmsanity-artwork}} inactive <br />
{{tumblr|afatfurry}} <s>ACTIVE</s>  BAWWWLETED <br />
{{tumblr|kimmsanity}} inactive <br />
{{tumblr|kimmsaysmeow}} inactive <br />
[https://www.fuckbook.com/p/KimmsanitySM fuckbook] <s>inactive </s> BAWWWLETED
{{whores}}
{{DA}}
{{furry}}
[[Category:People|Kimmsanity]]

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