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| {{info|This [[shitty attack article]] was written by ''celebrated child molester'' [[ManlyTears]]. Tread with caution.}}
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| {{achtung|PEDOPHILE WARNING.}}
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| == Alexander Boyd Campbell ==
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| [[Image:Alexanderboydcampbell.jpg|thumb|The [[Secondlife|Second life]] groomer in the flesh.]]
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| [[Image:6296692c155a9e7effcfe6b30035ec66.png|thumb|right|Boyd's victims are traumatized into silence.]]
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| Alexander [[Crazy_Dad|Boyd]] Campbell also known as ''(Boyd Doghouse, Edgar Button, Master Button, [[Bestiality|Dog God]], [[Peter_Pan_Syndrome|The Tummy Licker]])'' is a 62 year old [[pedophile|man]] on [[Secondlife|Second life]]. He can be normally found screaming at young men and young women in Violet, Korea or any other safe hubs on the on [[Secondlife|Second life]] where he virtually stalks and harasses numerous children to their breaking point.
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| Boyd likes to pretend he is in on the joke but from a rudimentary analysis on his reactions alone we can gather he is a socially disturbed individual with a real hankering for the kiddie poon.
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| When young girls reject Alexanders [[grooming|advances]] he gets so [[butthurt|butthurt]] he threatens and blackmails them into doing what he wants or bullying them until they leave [[Secondlife|Secondlife]]
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| Alexander is a geriatric pedophile who's heart attacks are becoming far more frequent since his Second Life began. Countless chatlogs of his romantic endeavors have been spread around, and it can be gathered he has a penchant for 'tummy licking'. Alexander was [[Banned|Banned]] by Linden Labs for his online activties which include stalking, blackmailing, as well as child grooming and lost all his precious virtual lands and Second Life [[jewgold|jewgolds.]]
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| After his ban Alexander went to his [[Tumblr|Tumblr]] and cried about his ban, even going as far as to make his own Q&A.
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| http://edgarssecondlifestuff.tumblr.com/
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| On February 24, 2016 Boyd was suspended from twitter most likely because of his habits of grooming minors where ever he goes.
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| == Boyd Trying to Pick Up Children ==
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| <pre>Master Button (edgar.button): am I gonna get in trouble if I kiss your ear lobe?
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| [2014/05/28 02:30] Master Button (edgar.button): lol guess so
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| [2014/05/28 02:30] young girl: nooo
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| [2014/05/28 02:30] Master Button (edgar.button): I won't get in trouble?
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| [2014/05/28 02:31] Master Button (edgar.button): would you close you eyes and pretend like you didn't notice?
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| [2014/05/28 02:34] young girl: lol whattt
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| 2014/06/26 23:38] Master Button (edgar.button): would I get in trouble if I kissed your tummy?
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| [2014/06/26 23:38] young girl: EW
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| [2014/06/26 23:38] young girl: STOP
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| [2014/06/26 23:39] Master Button (edgar.button): ew?
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| [2014/06/26 23:39] Master Button (edgar.button): lol
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| [2014/06/26 23:39] Master Button (edgar.button): you don't like that?</pre>
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| <pre>[06:28] Naicrux: [2015/06/15 01:45] Dog - God (ratratchet): I just wish you'd trust me
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| [2015/06/16 00:03] Dog - God (ratratchet): don't worry I'll never attack you
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| [2015/06/16 00:03] Dog - God (ratratchet): I think the fuss is funny
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| [2015/06/16 13:29] Dog - God (ratratchet): I'm gonna go to the cflub
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| [2015/06/16 13:29] Dog - God (ratratchet): stay out of trouble
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| [2015/06/16 13:29] Dog - God (ratratchet): the natives are really restless today
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| [06:28] Alaya Chépaspourquoi (alaya.kumaki): so a sterile jesus is the weirdest thing, and a virgin,, mom,,,, woudnt work as a model either but virgin before the son of the king is good,,,,,,
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| [06:28] Dog - God (ratratchet): 2015/06/15 01:42] Dog - God (RatRatchet): did you take a picture of your tongue with your name on it?
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| [2015/06/15 01:43] Dog - God (RatRatchet): it's gone viral
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| [2015/06/15 01:43] Naicrux Resident: yes
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| [2015/06/15 01:43] Naicrux Resident: lmao idk</pre>
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| == Boyd's Marriage Problems ==
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| Carla Jenkins who already had children from another man got married to Alexander as a single mother, essentially cucking him into looking after her children one being Carleen Keng Johnson.
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| Their marriage was always rocky at the best of times with Alexander tugging his lil pecker to mentally ill preteens on skype and having several failed businesses and Carla seeking the comfort of other men at bars it was always doomed to failure.
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| There have been accounts from Alexander himself that his ex wife Carla Jenkins being a "Drunk" and "Abusive" even going as far to beat Alexander when he wouldn't stop lusting after the child poon.
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| Finally she couldn't take living with Alexander anymore and got a divorce taking the rest of Alexander's trust fund with her.
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| Even after his divorce Alexander told friends (online) that they were still fucking on a regular basis which turned out to be a complete lie when his Ex wife Carla Jenkins was called up at worked and she said.
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| '''Carla Jenkins:''' ''"I don't talk to Boyd any more, he's a liar and he needs to grow up"''
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| This was quite a shock as Alexander had told everyone how he still fucked her every weekend and how he's been seeing her all over the holidays '''(lol)''' and claims to have a really good relationship with his step daughters '''(lol)''' the only time his step daughters talk to Boyd is via skype, only when they need money of course then grampa tummy licker goes right back onto the block list.
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| [[Image:Carlajenkins.jpg|thumb|right|Carla Jenkins]]
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| [[Image:alexandercryingoverban.jpg|thumb|right|Alexander bawwing on his Q&A]]
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| He made a collection of videos crying about how great Inworldz was ''(A shitty Second Life clone)'' and how dead [[Secondlife|Second life]] was, but a week later he's back on [[Secondlife|Second life]] every single day since.
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| <div style="position:fixed;bottom:0;left:0;z-index:90">[[File:Pedobear_a.gif]]</div>
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| <div style="position:fixed;bottom:0;right:0;z-index:100">[[File:Hanson_exploitable_fixed.png|70px]] </div>
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| Alexander likes to cry on his [[Tumblr|Tumblr]] about people who are [[bully|mean]] to him on [[Secondlife|Second life]], any time Alexander posts about someone you know they have hurt his [[cry|feelings]]
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| ==CAUGHT IN THE ACT==
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| A multitude of videos have since been uploaded to Youtube in an attempt to document the [[Insane|cholesterol imbibed]] [[tldr|ramblings]] of a grey bearded wizard. These videos usually feature Alexander threatening women, kids and young men who make him [[Narcissistic_personality_disorder|jealous]].
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| == Boyd's Hatred of Britbong ==
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| In the traditional fashion of a depressed middle-aged man who never amounted to anything but familial humiliation and disappointment, Boyd is an avid Second Life user. His second life is still pretty bad because he is just as friendless and disliked on Second Life as he is in real life. He refuses to acknowledge this but hints at his insecurity by claiming that young, conventionally attractive, and modestly popular people somehow do not have friends or otherwise unsuccessful in some department.
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| Part of Boyd's pitiful attempt at re-attaining happiness, he attempted to woo and even marry a 22 year old woman "Upraksi". After spending thousands of dollars paying for her rent, utilities, and take out food with no returned sexual advances , Boyd was still not convinced that Upraksi did not actually love him and was using him to buy her shit. Upraksi eventually cut off Boyd to pursue a relationship with a known youtuber named Britbong whom she had more in common with and was closer in age to. This sent Boyd in a fit of tard rage in which he doxxed Upraksi, and gave her mum and dad's name and phone number out. He also attempted to email her college to get her expelled. That last one was originally pinned on Britbong by Boyd, but a later interview with Upraksi revealed that her counselors informed her that the email came from a "A. Campbell"
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| When Britbong was going to visit Upraksi in the United States, Boyd was desperate to end the relationship and '''bribed''' britbong 500 dollars with a legal-backed guarantee of another 500 dollars after the scheduled flight date had passed. Boyd gave the 500 dollars to Britbong without asking, but Britbong told him to keep the other 500 dollars out of pity and good will. When Boyd calmed down after crying so hard, he realized his mistake and began threatening and blackmailing Britbong to return his 500 dollars.
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| BritBong was allowed to keep the money as there was plenty of evidence detailing Boyd offering Britbong the money. There was not a single piece of evidence that the money was borrowed. Boyd was humiliated and this combined with having the love of his life stolen was what sent Boyd into an unrelenting thirst for the blood of Britbong that he still continues to this day.
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| Boyd recently paid [[Brittany Holechko|IHM]], a snorlax Britbong rejected back in 2015, [[poor|45 dollars to try and dox Britbong]] (She fucked up and gave him the address to a Tesco instead.). This Bring's boyd's total investment in Britbong to 545 US dollars. Image Proof: http://i.imgur.com/A5su433.png
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| '''TL;DR, Boyd paid Britbong 500 dollars not to sleep with a woman Boyd was in love with. Boyd also followed up with attempts to blackmail Britbong for the money back and failed.'''
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| == Links ==
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| *[http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:pastebin.com/63N54TJW] - Dox
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| == The Boyd Gallery ==
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| <div align="center"><GALLERY>
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| Image:Alexanderboydcampbell3.jpg|Crashing this plane, with no survivors.
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| Image:Alexanderboydcampbell2.jpg|Bald, old and 62 years old.
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| Image:alexandersanta.jpg|Bounce on my knee little girl.
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| Image:Nicehairboyd.jpg|Hair jumping overboard like the passengers of the the titanic.
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| Image:BoydEgghead.png|Balding at age 23
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| </gallery></div>
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| {{pedoseries}}
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| [[Category:People|Doghouse, Boyd]]
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