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*[https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/jun/07/stanford-sexual-assault-letters-brock-turner-judge Supportive letters}]
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Revision as of 18:34, 17 June 2016

Brock Turner is a teen swimming superstar who partied hard in Stanford University. One night in 2015 while grind-dancing with a female peer, the peer's older sister "Big Mama Updie", unsuccessful at finding younger boys with braces to prey on, settled on targeting Brock.

Luring him behind a dumpster and exposing her cooch, Brock's attempts to phone friends for help were halted by her apprehending his phone and using it to send pics of her tits to all Brock's friends. Updie lay back on the dirty earth and pulled Brock on top of her, rubbing his lower back sensually. Brocks hands were made filthy on the dirty twig-laden concrete by his catching himself during the fall. It did not matter to her. She lifted her skirt and mover her panties aside and pulled his hand into her snatch.

Meanwhile her little sister remained unaware of what her big sis was doing with her stolen dance partner. Big Mama Updie's boyfriend was worried as she had not in formed him she was going out dancing, and certainly not that she would be cheating on him.

Updie continued to plie Brock with alcohol. It worked for a time and he did not resist cooperating as a sex object for a feminist pity-finger-fuck. But his muscular body quickly burned through the alcohol until he finally withdrew his hand in disgust and walked away as Big Mama Updie's drank lulled her into a semiconscious stupor.

Wanting to go home and cleanse himself of this violation, Brock was tackled by two Swedish students who straddled his cock and tried to get a handjob by sitting on his hand. When Brock resisted their advances, two others came to assault poor young Brock.

Finally cops arrived and ignored the teen swimmer being molested by the Swedes and their boys. There was, after all, a vagina present. All other concerns were secondary.

Angry at Brock's asserted heterosexuality the Swedes claimed they attacked him because he was raping the passed out Big Mama Updie. The cops ignored Brock's plight and trusted in the Swedes.

Later once none of Brock's DNA was found anywhere on Big Mama, exonerating him from the false accusations of the Swedes, the cops just changed the charge to fingering someone who is drunk, because that is illegal for some reason, even if the fingerer was also drink and given permission to do it.

Brock is sadly now in jail for six months and banned from Stanford and the Olympics. FaceBook has banned saying he should be allowed to swim in the Olympics, shutting down a group dedicated to that prospect.

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