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[[File:handsome2cash.png|thumb|right|The god himself. Bow down.]]
[[powerword|'''Kieran Watkins''']] is a young [[autistic]] British [[Skid|hacker]] who spends his time on his favorite game, [[Garry's Mod|Garry's Mod]] cheating and propkilling everyone he can. Don't be fooled, this [[Skid|hacker]] is [[Owned|<s>untouchable</s>]] and cannot be harmed! Encountering this individual may include empty threats of [[Swat|swatting]], [[dox|doxing]], and [[hack|general hackery]]. He may also excessively use his newly favorited buzzword 'harmless'. This individual will persist to attempt to make fun of you and everyone that you know for up to weeks at a time, and will vow to ruin you with his profound [[stupid|intelligence]].


==Autism==
For the few that think this may be questionable, the [[retard|god]] himself confirmed that he ''is'' in fact autistic.
{{squote|<pre>
2cash: But you know something?>
2cash: I always were autistic
Regan: What/
2cash: yeah,
2cash: found out recently
Regan: You are showing us good.
2cash: Now, compaired to alot of retards, I can learn fast and make things alot faster than alot of "Normal" people can
2cash: you should have seen my old hacks
2cash: on my desktop
Regan: No wonder you're stupid and your cheats are shit.
2cash: they were
2cash: you
2cash: cant even code lua
2cash: let alone assembly
2cash: you sound and look
2cash: like a camp man </pre>}}
==Destruction==
Even the most skilled [[skid|hackers]] on the planet fail, 2cash is no exception. Some boys down by the way ended up putting a stop to his foolishness by doing the following:
* Locking his fresh and shiny 12 year steam account, forcing him to move back to his old one
* Defacing his old steam account ''twice'' and deleting his games off of his account
* Stealing his prized steam groups that represented his team of skids
* Doxing him
* Sending him countless pizzas for him to <s>deal with</s> indulge upon.
==His Embarrassment==
Seems 2cash / Senat0r is a little embarrassed he has his own amazing page dedicated to his life.
[[File:2cashsad.png|frame|center|2cash deleting his own page!]]
=Vine=
{{warning|2cash beats up people he meets on the [[internets]]}}
Before 2cash decided to dedicate his internet career to Youtube, he was also an extremely famous and well known Vine star. He was featured on High-Functioning Autism Daily for his efforts made to Vine.
<center>
<youtube>BVS3L87WHK0</youtube>
<youtube>t_E7heT-oIk</youtube>
<youtube>pKcSOGCneZw</youtube>
<youtube>iqeo3ytVZVg</youtube>
</center>
==YouTube==
Other than propkilling, 2cash's other hobbies include making response videos on [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH_k0oc2TkZjOysthkVKUUA his shitty youtube channel] as a form of damage control.
<center>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_7UoGGOFZs
<br>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd_gGY0tvLk
<br>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tnvxnz92w6A
</center>
==Gallery==
Wouldn't be complete without a gallery to admire the god.
{{cg|Gallery of 2cash|2cash|center|<gallery>
Image:2cashsis.png|2cash and his thicc ass sister.
Image:2cashsis2.png|2cash and his only friend, again.
Image:2cashdog.png|Even his dog hates him.
Image:2cashdad.jpg|2cash's ugly ass dad, wishing he would've pulled out.
Image:2cashtwitter.png|2cash's twitter, where he proclaims his l337 skills.
Image:2cashaccount.png|2cash's steam account, looking good as usual.
Image:2cashaccount2.png|2cash's shiny 12 year account, forever locked.
Image:2cashirl.png|2cash and his overweight family.
</gallery>
}}

Revision as of 13:34, 1 July 2016

This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(


Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
The god himself. Bow down.

Kieran Watkins is a young autistic British hacker who spends his time on his favorite game, Garry's Mod cheating and propkilling everyone he can. Don't be fooled, this hacker is untouchable and cannot be harmed! Encountering this individual may include empty threats of swatting, doxing, and general hackery. He may also excessively use his newly favorited buzzword 'harmless'. This individual will persist to attempt to make fun of you and everyone that you know for up to weeks at a time, and will vow to ruin you with his profound intelligence.


Autism

For the few that think this may be questionable, the god himself confirmed that he is in fact autistic.

 
 
2cash: But you know something?>
2cash: I always were autistic
Regan: What/
2cash: yeah,
2cash: found out recently
Regan: You are showing us good.
2cash: Now, compaired to alot of retards, I can learn fast and make things alot faster than alot of "Normal" people can
2cash: you should have seen my old hacks
2cash: on my desktop
Regan: No wonder you're stupid and your cheats are shit.
2cash: they were
2cash: you
2cash: cant even code lua
2cash: let alone assembly
2cash: you sound and look
2cash: like a camp man 

 

 

Destruction

Even the most skilled hackers on the planet fail, 2cash is no exception. Some boys down by the way ended up putting a stop to his foolishness by doing the following:

  • Locking his fresh and shiny 12 year steam account, forcing him to move back to his old one
  • Defacing his old steam account twice and deleting his games off of his account
  • Stealing his prized steam groups that represented his team of skids
  • Doxing him
  • Sending him countless pizzas for him to deal with indulge upon.

His Embarrassment

Seems 2cash / Senat0r is a little embarrassed he has his own amazing page dedicated to his life.

2cash deleting his own page!

Vine

Warning!
2cash beats up people he meets on the internets

Before 2cash decided to dedicate his internet career to Youtube, he was also an extremely famous and well known Vine star. He was featured on High-Functioning Autism Daily for his efforts made to Vine.

YouTube

Other than propkilling, 2cash's other hobbies include making response videos on his shitty youtube channel as a form of damage control.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_7UoGGOFZs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd_gGY0tvLk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tnvxnz92w6A

Gallery

Wouldn't be complete without a gallery to admire the god.

Gallery of 2cash About missing Pics
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