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| [[File:Martelli.jpg|thumb|right|Because using a plastic bag as a hood really makes you a tough thug.]]
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| [[File:JMcock.jpg|thumb|right|Dude posted his cock online, We found it]]
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| '''Joseph Martelli''' is a middle-aged christfag [[Faggot|badass]] who posts his [[No|amazing]] Jezus videos on [[Youtube|Jewtube]]. He goes to street corners and preaches the [[hitler|Lord's]] [[harry Potter|word]] to evil fornicators such as [[not|innocent]] pedestrians while he rides around on his super expensive [[cock|bike]]. He [[masturbates|preaches]] about [[lulz|how you is going to hell]] for being [[gay]], even though he has [[hypocrite|admitted to have been gay several times]] in his [[shit|videos]]. He [[lie|denies]] that he is gay now, and to this day continues to preach Jezus's [[bullshit|word]].
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| Joseph made videos about how [[fact|everyone is going to hell]] and how [[hitler|his religion is the supreme one]], sometimes [[sick fuck|bringing in his children to pray verses about everyone being in sin]]. This resulted in his wife [[win|divorcing him and sending his ass to court to attempt to take custody of the children]], however he apparently [[fail|won ]] the right to see his kids every over weekend, seeing as how his kids are in videos with him today.
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| =="Bible Badass" in his Prime==
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| Joseph [[Fag]]telli's videos didn't get [[none|much]] views until [[MrRepzion|Repzion]] shat out a video response to him, at which point his video gained about [[over 9000|20,000 views]] proving that the [[death|future of the human race]] is certain. Otherwise the rest of his videos, have, at maximum, [[fail|100 views]].
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| ==Joseph Today==
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| Joseph still makes [[shit|videos]] today, but unfortunately he disables his comments because of alleged "[[lie|death threats]]" to his sons. You should check it out in your [[life|free time]] but don't criticize Joseph or he'll call you a [[troll]] and [[lolwut|turn off all of his comments for exactly a week]], or if you post any comment that proves something he said is wrong, he will block you and call you an [[slut|evil sinner]].
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| Joseph Martelli was on the Drunken Peasants alongside the infamous fat pedophile Robert Robinson.
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| ==Quotes==
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| {{quote|Stop insulting my religion, and I'm way smarter than you. '''Your''' just a troll.|Joseph the Bible Badass}}
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| ==External Links==
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| * [http://www.gay.com/view-profile/biblebadass His dating profile] '''[[fake|may or may not]]''' be real.
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| * [http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f0d_1417329819&use_old_player=0 The video that gave him very minor notoriety.]
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| * [http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=031_1423520407 A 2nd video on liveleak]
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| * [http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=34b_1435376601 3rd]
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| * [http://www.dailymotion.com/toolinnfn His Dailymotion account]
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| [[Category:People|Martelli, Joseph]]
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