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'''BrandontheMovieGuy''' (power word: '''Brandon Bott''') is a 19 year old [[manchild]] and a huge fanboy of [[GoAnimate]] and [[Matthew Davis]], and is best known for making "[[Lame|prank openings]]", for films he and his kin consider bad. Despite being 19 years old, Brandon possesses the mental capacity of a [[13 year old|14 year old]], and cannot take any sort of criticism or negative feedback you throw at him. He will throw a giant tantrum if you do so, and demand his legion of fanboys to spam your channel with hate comments. Because he isn't in college and has no full or part-time job, he spends his time sitting down on his fat ass and doing nothing but collecting DVDs and VHS tapes, much like his lord and savior Mr. Davis. | '''BrandontheMovieGuy''' (power word: '''Brandon [[Robot|Bott]]''') is a 19 year old [[manchild]] and a huge fanboy of [[GoAnimate]] and [[Matthew Davis]], and is best known for making "[[Lame|prank openings]]", for films he and his kin consider bad. Despite being 19 years old, Brandon possesses the mental capacity of a [[13 year old|14 year old]], and cannot take any sort of criticism or negative feedback you throw at him. He will throw a giant tantrum if you do so, and demand his legion of fanboys to spam your channel with hate comments. Because he isn't in college and has no full or part-time job, he spends his time sitting down on his fat ass and doing nothing but collecting DVDs and VHS tapes, much like his lord and savior Mr. Davis. | ||
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
BrandontheMovieGuy (power word: Brandon Bott) is a 19 year old manchild and a huge fanboy of GoAnimate and Matthew Davis, and is best known for making "prank openings", for films he and his kin consider bad. Despite being 19 years old, Brandon possesses the mental capacity of a 14 year old, and cannot take any sort of criticism or negative feedback you throw at him. He will throw a giant tantrum if you do so, and demand his legion of fanboys to spam your channel with hate comments. Because he isn't in college and has no full or part-time job, he spends his time sitting down on his fat ass and doing nothing but collecting DVDs and VHS tapes, much like his lord and savior Mr. Davis.
Prank Openings
Arguably, Brandon's true nadir of his YouTube career is "prank openings". What the fuck are prank openings, you may ask? These videos are just cheap, regurgitated and stale-ass "parodies" of real DVD/VHS openings. The procedure for uploading one of these videos is to find a movie which everybody on the internet considers "bad" (ex. Baby Geniuses, the Twilight series any of the Video Brinquedo knockoffs, etc.), place a thumbnail of the said movie on the video, and finally, place some YTP footage to fill the duration of the opening. On January 31, 2015, Brandon's first prank opening to Justin Bieber's Believe [1] was uploaded. Surprisingly, this shitpiece gained many followers and likes, and has now spread all across the GoAnimate section of JewTube. As of July 16, 2016, Brandon has shat out 157 prank openings out of his vagina.
How to trigger Brandon
- Tell him that Ferris Bueller's Day Off, his #1 favorite movie, is shit.
- Ask him to upload real DVD/VHS openings onto his channel.
- Tell him that his prank openings are no longer funny.
- Call him out on his bullshit.
- Tell him that Norm of the North is the greatest animated feature ever made.