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'''Herbivore men''' or '''grass-eater men''' are a new type of fucktardization from Japan. It should not be confused with [[vegan]]. In Japan a man who is interested in sex is said to be "hungry for flesh". Men not interested in sex are said to be (metaphorically) herbivores. Herbivore men are a mutant offspring of anime culture, nerd culture, basement dwellers, video game culture and faggotry. They should all be [[killed with fire]]. Japanese herbivore men are extremely fond of eating pudding. You don't need to be Freud to figure out what pudding represents to them. A somewhat similar trend in America is called "MGTOW" or Men Going Their Own Way. | '''Herbivore men''' or '''grass-eater men''' are a new type of fucktardization from Japan. It should not be confused with [[vegan]]. In Japan a man who is interested in sex is said to be "hungry for flesh". Men not interested in sex are said to be (metaphorically) herbivores. Herbivore men are a mutant offspring of anime culture, nerd culture, basement dwellers, video game culture and faggotry. They should all be [[killed with fire]]. Japanese herbivore men are extremely fond of eating pudding. You don't need to be Freud to figure out [[semen|what pudding represents to them.]] A somewhat similar trend in America is called "MGTOW" or Men Going Their Own Way. | ||
Herbivore men usually act effeminately, wear girl's make up, are terrified of women, and are not interested in careers or making money. In other words they are sort of like some hybrid of hippies and faggots only with better hygiene and without the buttsecks and [[AIDS]]. Japan is utterly doomed at this point and can only await their inevitable cultural death and conquest by China. | Herbivore men usually act effeminately, wear girl's make up, are terrified of women, and are not interested in careers or making money. In other words they are sort of like some hybrid of hippies and faggots only with better hygiene and without the buttsecks and [[AIDS]]. Japan is utterly doomed at this point and can only await their inevitable cultural death and conquest by China. | ||
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==Gaijin Hunters== | ==Gaijin Hunters== | ||
Since Japanese men have given up on sex and don't even try anymore many Japanese women have become Gaijin (Foreigner) hunters to satisfy their depraved urges. | Since Japanese men have given up on sex and don't even try anymore many Japanese women have become Gaijin (Foreigner) hunters to satisfy their depraved urges. | ||
[[image:VidalSpanishConquistadorconquereAsia.gif|right|thumb| East meats West.]] | [[image:VidalSpanishConquistadorconquereAsia.gif|right|thumb| East meats West. The end to a successful Gaijin hunt.]] | ||
<video type="youtube" id="Dcq17IONuGo" width="600" height="360" position="center" desc=" Can I Haz [[cock|Friendship Wiz You?]]"/> | <video type="youtube" id="Dcq17IONuGo" width="600" height="360" position="center" desc=" Can I Haz [[cock|Friendship Wiz You?]]"/> | ||
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==Videos== | ==Videos== | ||
[[image:HerbivorePudding.jpg|right|thumb| In Japan real men do not eat pudding.]] | |||
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*[http://gulahiyi.blogspot.com/2009/11/panic-in-japan-rise-of-herbivores.html Rise of the Herbivore in Japan.] | |||
Revision as of 00:49, 27 August 2016
Herbivore men or grass-eater men are a new type of fucktardization from Japan. It should not be confused with vegan. In Japan a man who is interested in sex is said to be "hungry for flesh". Men not interested in sex are said to be (metaphorically) herbivores. Herbivore men are a mutant offspring of anime culture, nerd culture, basement dwellers, video game culture and faggotry. They should all be killed with fire. Japanese herbivore men are extremely fond of eating pudding. You don't need to be Freud to figure out what pudding represents to them. A somewhat similar trend in America is called "MGTOW" or Men Going Their Own Way. Herbivore men usually act effeminately, wear girl's make up, are terrified of women, and are not interested in careers or making money. In other words they are sort of like some hybrid of hippies and faggots only with better hygiene and without the buttsecks and AIDS. Japan is utterly doomed at this point and can only await their inevitable cultural death and conquest by China.
<video type="youtube" id="XdrF_dAaZO4" width="600" height="360" position="center" desc="The faggotry defined."/>
Japanese Women Respond
<video type="youtube" id="nU3cS7aPJco" width="600" height="360" position="center" desc="Japanese girls asking for it. In song."/>
Gaijin Hunters
Since Japanese men have given up on sex and don't even try anymore many Japanese women have become Gaijin (Foreigner) hunters to satisfy their depraved urges.
<video type="youtube" id="Dcq17IONuGo" width="600" height="360" position="center" desc=" Can I Haz Friendship Wiz You?"/>
Before you develop a case of yellow fever and book a flight to Japan you should be aware of the complete Gaijin hunter business plan:
1.) Find a dumb rich Gaijin. English speaker preferred.
2.) Get him to spend LOTS of money on you.
3.) Use him for Engrish practice and to get LOTS of big Gaijin cock in every hole.
4.) Report him to the police for rape.
5.) After a few months in jail offer to drop the charges for a cash payment. This is legal in Japan.
6.) LULZ and profit.
Videos
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