Lucas Werner

Lucas Werner (aka Olympiaatheist) is a 36 year old bipolar pedophile $ocialist who still believes Colonel Sanders can win. He is currently poverty and lives in and out of crack dens and other people's front lawns in Spokane, Washington. Lucas Werner, incorrectly, believes that his short telomerase are responsible for better genes than younger, more fertile males with longer, wider telomerase.

Conversation Our Age

Lucas's website is apparently pronounced conversation our age, but due to his bipolar mania was registered as http://conversationrage.weebly.com/. Click on the photo if you want to red robin with him for free steak fries because he can't pay.

Facebook Era

Werner began his career of internet pedophilia by asking underaged girls, most of whom were catfish to meet with him for sex.

Twitter Era

After being catfished and trolled off of facebook, Lucas began to post his psuedoscience to twitter.

YouTube Era

Werner's youtube channel is a collection of schizophrenic tirades from his kindle fire.

MRSA Penis

Lucas claims to have a superbug, MRSA, on the head of his penis. He apparently has had this infection for over 15 years, which means his immune system is superman.

External links

• http://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2016/12/29/spokane-washingtons-most-single-man/