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Coyote Peterson (Born 1 September 1981; also known by is YouTube channel Brave Wilderness) is a 43 year old Bear Grylls wannabee, who enjoys getting attacked, bitten, scratched, and stung by wild, aggressive animals for YouTube Jew gold. His real name is Nathaniel Peterson, and lives in Columbus, Ohio, but spends most of his time walking around in the Nevada desert, talking about bug species, that no one cares about. In his videos, he's always wearing a cowboy hat, because he thinks he's Indiana Jones, or something, and usually acts as if he's some top-tier survival expert, who can withstand anything. He is always carrying a backpack with him, so you know that he's serious, and not just fucking around.
The Rise to Fame
Peterson was born in some rural town in Ohio, called "Newbury", which is apparently close to Cleveland, but since nobody cares to look, only few know of its existence. Peterson was interested in animals, since he was a kid, and despite not having formal any animal training, he decides to open a YouTube channel, where he handles dangerous animals, and pretends to know everything about them. The only thing he studied formally was film, but nothing that has anything to do with animals. Eventually, he gained the attention of the "popular" Discovery TV channel, where he had a "show", which was essentially just his YouTube videos, but on TV.
So, basically, he's not an "animal expert". Though, he likes to think he is, based on the way he talks in his videos. Most likely, all of his so-called "knowledge" of various animal species, comes from Wikipedia and Google search engine results. For a man who hasn't ever formally studied animals, he sure seems to know a lot of stuff. And you're probably thinking right now, "But ED, that shit is just for retarded people who believe everything they're told through their televisions..." To which we respond, "no shit, Sherlock. Of course it is. It's purely Jew media!"
As is the usual case of TV programs, that are filled with people who like to think that they know everything about everything, Brave Wilderness is definitely no exception.
As of now, he's back on YouTube, under the name Brave Wilderness, where he does all kinds of crazy shit for Jew gold.
Shit He's Done
He's...
- Been stung by a bullet ant
- Been bitten by a snapping turtle
- Been sucked and bled out by leeches
- Been stung by a tarantula hawk
- Been bitten by poisonous snakes
- Stunk by killer bees
- Had his face covered in 1,000 bees, and stung multiple times
- Cut his wrists
- Faking the reaction to getting bitten/stung (exaggerating the pain aspect by screaming and writhing around)
- Covered himself in cacti
- Been bitten by an alligator
- ... Drinking "blood" out of mysterious plants:
No, srsly.
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You know you're a survival expert when you have all the fucking ballistic knives... -
We don't know what that is, nor do we care.
See Also
- Clickbait: What he uses to "entice" people to watch his knowledge-filled videos.
- Survival
- Bear Grylls: Whom he thinks he is.
- YouTube: The Jew-run platform he uses.
- Animals: What he thinks he knows everything about.
- Asking for it: What he does in his videos.
External Links
- His Youtube channel
- Coyote Peterson tells us why he likes getting stung by aggressive animals and insects
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