Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/December 10, 2014

	“	Hellos, I'm a 6 year Navy vet with a bachelors in Wildlife Biology. I gave up looking for work 2 years ago due to (insert conspiracy here involving jews) so I spend my time living at my grandma's house masturbating, trolling jews/furries/bronies on youtube, and hanging out at Encyclopedia Dramatica: Your one stop source of facts and lulz. I have no desire to do anything with my life and am pretty much just waiting to die because I'm too lazy to kill myself. Give me money and I'll buy food for my turtles, pizza and cheesecake to enjoy (for the turtles). I promise I won't buy drugs.	„
	— Lyle, selling himself on Patreon