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[[Bill Gates]] (Pronounced Bill '''Gay'''tes) is a [[nazi|fascist]], [[Satan]]ist [[mechanophile]] eugenicist [[geek]] who created [[Microsoft]]'s [[Windows]] operating system for the [[did it for the lulz|sole purpose of crashing every computer]] that ever used it. He also claimed to have [[Pwned]] [[Steve Jobs]] for the [[lulz]], but this was later found to be just another marketing ploy and Steve Jobs already pwned himself by getting [[aids]]. | [[Bill Gates]] (Pronounced Bill '''Gay'''tes) is a [[nazi|fascist]], [[Satan]]ist [[mechanophile]] eugenicist [[geek]] who created [[Microsoft]]'s [[Windows]] operating system for the [[did it for the lulz|sole purpose of crashing every computer]] that ever used it. He also claimed to have [[Pwned]] [[Steve Jobs]] for the [[lulz]], but this was later found to be just another marketing ploy and Steve Jobs already pwned himself by getting [[aids]]. | ||
In the year 2020, after a decade of massive irrelevance, Gates fell into the public spotlight once again; This time as part of the 2020 [[Coronavirus|Kung-Flu]] Worldwide Outbreak. Gates is now the center of many "conspiracy theories" involving [[Alex Jones|FEMA Death Camps]], forced vaccinations, "[[The Rapture|Mark of the Beast chip tattoos]]" and many other forms of mystical woo. The lulzy part is that Bill Gates, whether these damning allegations are true or not, Bill Gates is now the target of a Meme-War campaign from everyone to "simple conservatives", to old hippies, and of course wingnut kooky types.| "ARREST BILL GATES" |TheRalphRetort|April Fools' Day|Vinesauce|}} | In the year 2020, after a decade of massive irrelevance, Gates fell into the public spotlight once again; This time as part of the 2020 [[Coronavirus|Kung-Flu]] Worldwide Outbreak. Gates is now the center of many "conspiracy theories" involving [[Alex Jones|FEMA Death Camps]], forced vaccinations, "[[The Rapture|Mark of the Beast chip tattoos]]" and many other forms of mystical woo. The lulzy part is that Bill Gates, whether these damning allegations are true or not, Bill Gates is now the target of a Meme-War campaign from everyone to "simple conservatives", to old hippies, and of course wingnut kooky types.| "ARREST BILL GATES" |TheRalphRetort|April Fools' Day|Vinesauce|}} | ||
Latest revision as of 09:48, 8 April 2021
Bill Gates (Pronounced Bill Gaytes) is a fascist, Satanist mechanophile eugenicist geek who created Microsoft's Windows operating system for the sole purpose of crashing every computer that ever used it. He also claimed to have Pwned Steve Jobs for the lulz, but this was later found to be just another marketing ploy and Steve Jobs already pwned himself by getting aids.
In the year 2020, after a decade of massive irrelevance, Gates fell into the public spotlight once again; This time as part of the 2020 Kung-Flu Worldwide Outbreak. Gates is now the center of many "conspiracy theories" involving FEMA Death Camps, forced vaccinations, "Mark of the Beast chip tattoos" and many other forms of mystical woo. The lulzy part is that Bill Gates, whether these damning allegations are true or not, Bill Gates is now the target of a Meme-War campaign from everyone to "simple conservatives", to old hippies, and of course wingnut kooky types.
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