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'''JaSonic''', also known as [[Shit no one cares about|JaSonic1977]] and '''[[Powerword|Jason Crevier]]''', is a hardcore [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] fetishist, [[French|French Canadian]] [[virgin|42-year-old]] [[plushophile|plushophilic]] [[furfaggot]] [[aspie]] from [[Montreal|Lasalle, Quebec]]. Alongside [[Chris-Chan]] and [[Alix Henriol]], JaSonic is one of the most [[autism|autistic]] people on the planet. In fact, this [[faggot|man]] is so obsessed with Sonic, that he regularly [[yiff|bones]] various Sonic plushies, including a semen-encrusted plushie from 1993 that has become so synonymous with autism on the internet that [[B|everyone and their grandmother]] has to have seen ''that picture'' by now.
 
 
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The Foagly Furry Circa 2020, looks like a sex offender mugshot
The Foagly Furry Circa 2020, looks like a sex offender mugshot

JaSonic, also known as JaSonic1977 and Jason Crevier, is a hardcore Sonic the Hedgehog fetishist, French Canadian 42-year-old plushophilic furfaggot aspie from Lasalle, Quebec. Alongside Chris-Chan and Alix Henriol, JaSonic is one of the most autistic people on the planet. In fact, this man is so obsessed with Sonic, that he regularly bones various Sonic plushies, including a semen-encrusted plushie from 1993 that has become so synonymous with autism on the internet that everyone and their grandmother has to have seen that picture by now.


(( AHHHHH MY EYES!!!! ))