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'''The Jewnited States of Americunts''', ''(pronounced by the local inhabitants as '''"Murka"''')'' is also known as the ''[[Eminem|Divided States of Embarassment]]'', ''[[Confederate States of America]]'', ''Ameri[[KKK]]a'', ''[[Dumbfuckistan]]'', ''The [[Zionist]] States of [[Israel|Israelistan]]'', [[bible|''Theocratic State of the American Redneckistan'']], [[McDonalds|''Fatty Nation'']], ''[[The Great Satan]]'', the [[Barack Obama|''Black States of America'']], ''[[Fail|United Failed States Of America]]'',  ''[[George W. Bush|United Rogue States Of America]]'' or just ''[[America]]'' (as if they are the only country on the whole [[Mexico|''continent'']]) is a cesspool of [[rednecks]], [[spics]], [[jews]], [[niggers]] and [[christfags]] on land stolen from the native [[Injuns]]. It is currently #2 on top ten [[fat]]test countries, just recently, in 2013, overtaken by the fat, fucking, beaner filthy sub-[[Spanish]], also known as the [[Mexicans]].
'''Robert “Bobby” Crimo the III'''{{jew}} (also known as '''Awake The Rapper''') is a pasty [[Spic|Mexican]]-[[Jew]] who tried to get a [[high score]] on [[July 4]], [[2022]], in the suburbs of Chicago. Going [[Stephen Paddock|Paddock-style]] from a roof, he tried his best to gun down as many [[Jews]] as he could; but his skinny body suffered from severe recoil bruises, forcing his ass to retreat, [[fail|only to be found by cops]].


'''Americunts''' are ugly, selfish, greasy fat cunts who love nothing more than fucking anything with a hole, sucking up all the planet's resources like it's a gallon jug of bacon grease and threatening anyone who doesn't let them have their way with total nuclear annihilation. [[Unwarranted self-importance|They believe they are superior to everyone else]], even though they have the collective intelligence of a bowl of pubes, the accent of a colony of faggot gorillas and an extreme case of [[Micropenis|baby-dick]].
Bobby appears to be your average [[Lil Peep]] clone, but don’t be mistaken. This faggot meticulously planned his shitty attempt at going postal for months, posting a lot of cryptic shit on his now-deleted [[YouTube|JewTube]] channel. Somehow going under the radar of the [[Party Van]], he pretty much admitted to what he was going to do under the guise of being an edgy “[[lie|project]].
 
|HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY! *BANG BANG*|Jewnited States of Americunts|Brenton Tarrant|France}}
The US is by far the ugliest, most cretinous civilization in all of human history and is hated, secretly or blatantly, by every other country on the planet, mostly because is inhabited by the sort of people who [http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/03/14/elaborate-houston-double-murder-for-hire-plot-hits-major-snag-prosecutors-say.html can order a murder for hire but are too refined to look at the pictures].  America is one of the most hypocritical countries of the world, its self-perception based on lies and myths, the biggest myth about America is the thesis that it's a Democracy. Bullshit, de facto America is not a Democracy; it's an Oligarchy. Freedom of speech & expression does not exist, except if one thinks that shit written on Constitution is not a joke fabricated by Jewish Americans.<br><br>
 
America likes to make the world think it's a free country, but whatever you do, '''[[ALL_CAPS|DON'T LISTEN TO THEM WHEN THEY SAY THIS]]'''. [[Admiral Ackbar|It's a trap]] to get [[Mexicans|poor people]] who are [[China|looking for jobs]] who live in a [[Africa|bad place]] to come over only for their [[Fact|kids to be sent to Guantanamo Bay]], be arrested for speaking freely, be forced to do all the crap labor no one wants like working in fields and slaughterhouses and being [[Molested|unnecessarily searched]] at airports, similar to how [[Pedobear|pedophiles]] lure [[little girls|kids]] into their vans with promises of [[Surprise buttsex|candy]].
|IT'S THE FOURTH OF JULY, BITCH|Brenton Tarrant|France|Roe v. Wade}}

Latest revision as of 01:09, 5 July 2022

Robert Crimo

Robert “Bobby” Crimo the III (also known as Awake The Rapper) is a pasty Mexican-Jew who tried to get a high score on July 4, 2022, in the suburbs of Chicago. Going Paddock-style from a roof, he tried his best to gun down as many Jews as he could; but his skinny body suffered from severe recoil bruises, forcing his ass to retreat, only to be found by cops.

Bobby appears to be your average Lil Peep clone, but don’t be mistaken. This faggot meticulously planned his shitty attempt at going postal for months, posting a lot of cryptic shit on his now-deleted JewTube channel. Somehow going under the radar of the Party Van, he pretty much admitted to what he was going to do under the guise of being an edgy “project”.

(( HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY! *BANG BANG* ))


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