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''' | "'''SWAT'''ting," or "Swatting," is basically the definition of [[serious business]]. It is a method of pwning others [[IRL]], but at the same time it is most often attempted by [[internet tough guys|people]] whom, generally speaking, can't get anything done. Most Swatting attempts [[fail|go nowhere]] and if you don't know what you're doing you could end up with visit from the [[partyvan]] yourself. | ||
The point of a [[SWAT]] attempt is to troll a local police forces' [[1337]], lethal, [[SFB|super cereal]] SWAT ('''Special Weapons And Tactics''') team into becoming your [[personal army]] and send them into action by directing them to [[raid]] your unsuspecting target's home. This hopefully results in all manner of drama and lulz featuring helicopters with blinding searchlights waking up the entire neighborhood, a blockade of armored personnel carriers surrounding the victim's house, [[Jenkem|tear gas]] and flashbang grenades getting lobbed through their (closed) windows, a front door smashed to pieces after being leveled with a battering ram, followed by dozen or more heavily armed IRL tough guys in body armor with itchy trigger fingers and snarling attack dogs and, ultimately, the victim's death after a sudden move. If they ''are'' lucky enough to make it out of this sticky situation alive somehow, they will end up eternally shunned and mocked by their family, the neighbours and your peers. | |||
tl;dr: A '''SWAT''' raid is [[typical]]ly executed via caller ID [[h4x|spoofing]] in conjunction with a little [[social engineering]] to convince the authorities to [[raid]] the target's home. A SWAT raid executed properly is the ultimate in using an IRL [[personal army]] to do your [[trolling IRL|bidding]] and will either end in tears, über [[pwn]]age or death...or all three. | |||
It has become much more prevalent tactic of [[i|/i/]]nsurgents in the last few years or so, primarily due to the recent influx of faggots who believe they're the new [[USI|1337 trollgods]] of the [[interwebs]]. | |||
| | |HOLY SHIT KEFFALS GOT SWATTED|Keffals|Joe Biden|Alec Baldwin}} | ||
Latest revision as of 00:13, 20 August 2022
"SWATting," or "Swatting," is basically the definition of serious business. It is a method of pwning others IRL, but at the same time it is most often attempted by people whom, generally speaking, can't get anything done. Most Swatting attempts go nowhere and if you don't know what you're doing you could end up with visit from the partyvan yourself.
The point of a SWAT attempt is to troll a local police forces' 1337, lethal, super cereal SWAT (Special Weapons And Tactics) team into becoming your personal army and send them into action by directing them to raid your unsuspecting target's home. This hopefully results in all manner of drama and lulz featuring helicopters with blinding searchlights waking up the entire neighborhood, a blockade of armored personnel carriers surrounding the victim's house, tear gas and flashbang grenades getting lobbed through their (closed) windows, a front door smashed to pieces after being leveled with a battering ram, followed by dozen or more heavily armed IRL tough guys in body armor with itchy trigger fingers and snarling attack dogs and, ultimately, the victim's death after a sudden move. If they are lucky enough to make it out of this sticky situation alive somehow, they will end up eternally shunned and mocked by their family, the neighbours and your peers.
tl;dr: A SWAT raid is typically executed via caller ID spoofing in conjunction with a little social engineering to convince the authorities to raid the target's home. A SWAT raid executed properly is the ultimate in using an IRL personal army to do your bidding and will either end in tears, über pwnage or death...or all three.
It has become much more prevalent tactic of /i/nsurgents in the last few years or so, primarily due to the recent influx of faggots who believe they're the new 1337 trollgods of the interwebs.
| Keffals 2 days ago |
Joe Biden 4 days ago |
Alec Baldwin 6 days ago | |