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{{AOTN|December 21, 2012|Memes - Grumpy Cat - The End Is Near.jpg|
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'''December 21, 2012''' is a theory-turned-movie about the end of the world. The general idea is that all of a sudden, on December 21, 2012, the Earth (primarily the [[California|Hollywood]] region) [[goatse]]'s itself and everyone fucking dies, except those who made it on a boat (an idea, which was stolen from a [[bible]], but you really have to be a dumb fuck to think that [[niggers]] wouldn't steal ideas as well). The only good thing about this movie, is that only white people survive, and all niggers <s>die - a win-win situation for the mankind (it was supposed to be "dramatic" for [[Slavery|some reason]], but niggers' deaths are only worth a [[Lulz|good laugh]].)</s> raped every last white woman so the Negro race could survive longer.
'''ISIS''' ('''I''' '''S'''wallow '''I'''srael's '''S'''emen) is a group of [[neckbeard]] [[Mohammed]]an [[LARP]]ers who take historical re-enactment of the [[Quran]] really [[serious business|fucking seriously]].
Ideas relating to the end of the world have been circulating like a powerful cheese fart since the beginning of the millennium. This one traces back to the Mayan [[Africa|stone-age]] Calendar system. The Mayan Civilization created a complex calendar which tracks time in a large scale. This calendar comes to its end on December 21st 2012. The reason for this is still a [[Magnets|mystery]]. Ignoring the fact the Mayans were a [[Mexicans|lazy people]] and most likely got bored one day and stopped making the calendar, all modern [[nerd|anthropologists]] can do is to theorize what this all means. [[Some argue|Some say]] it is the end of a Great Cycle of the Stars, while others claim it to be a sign that The Rapture is at hand, and yet other theorize that the Mayans accidentally sacrificed their calendar maker causing great Baw throughout the smelly bean filled land.


Humans have a tendency to believe [[4chan|strange things]], and as history has shown us, humanity is also willing to embrace [[Jesus|crazy ideas]]. The sane minded expect that once people awaken on 12-22-2012 they will find the Mexicans claiming "the Mayans did it 4 tha lulz", all with spicy salsa and bean dip parade with taco floats and a virgin to sacrifice (if one even exists in Mexico).
It's basically IRL [[Dungeons & Dragons|D&D]] with no dice but all the [[faggotry]]. Their apocalyptic RPG is set in the 7th century and features realistic weapons like [[edgy|swords]], stones, torches (and RPGs) which would be unsafe to use in a [[basement dweller|basement]], so they play it outside in the desert where blood won't get on their mom's goatskin rugs. When they encounter non-player characters -- called apostates or infidels or kafir in their rulebook -- they will [[Elliot Rodger|violently murder them because they are all angry virgins]]. Infidels can be identified by their lack of sand ninja [[cosplay]]. Their gamemaster is called a "Caliph."
|HOLY SHIT WE WERE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!|Rogue, Internet Man|R. Kelly|Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre}}
 
The "Islamic State" is the state of mind where you kill everyone who has a different state of mind. For example, [[Mao Zedong]], [[Joseph Stalin]], [[Adolf Hitler]], and [[Pol Pot]] were all in the Islamic State at some point in their lives. Most [[serial killer]]s, [[terrorist]]s, and [[high score|spree killer]]s were also in the Islamic State at the time of their [[murder]]s. [[Anders Behring Breivik]] is a recent textbook embodiment of the Islamic State. Recently [[Boko Haram]] reportedly "joined" the Islamic State, but their brains have always been in the Islamic State.
|WE ARE BACK NIGGA|Rogue, Internet Man|R. Kelly|Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre}}

Latest revision as of 18:08, 20 December 2022

ISIS

ISIS (I Swallow Israel's Semen) is a group of neckbeard Mohammedan LARPers who take historical re-enactment of the Quran really fucking seriously.

It's basically IRL D&D with no dice but all the faggotry. Their apocalyptic RPG is set in the 7th century and features realistic weapons like swords, stones, torches (and RPGs) which would be unsafe to use in a basement, so they play it outside in the desert where blood won't get on their mom's goatskin rugs. When they encounter non-player characters -- called apostates or infidels or kafir in their rulebook -- they will violently murder them because they are all angry virgins. Infidels can be identified by their lack of sand ninja cosplay. Their gamemaster is called a "Caliph."

The "Islamic State" is the state of mind where you kill everyone who has a different state of mind. For example, Mao Zedong, Joseph Stalin, Adolf Hitler, and Pol Pot were all in the Islamic State at some point in their lives. Most serial killers, terrorists, and spree killers were also in the Islamic State at the time of their murders. Anders Behring Breivik is a recent textbook embodiment of the Islamic State. Recently Boko Haram reportedly "joined" the Islamic State, but their brains have always been in the Islamic State.

(( WE ARE BACK NIGGA ))


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