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March 3, 1926 | |||
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Heinz Felix Eichenwald, Kurt's father, is born. {{archive|252OU}} | |||
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July 20, 1930 | |||
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Elva Catherine McDonald, Kurt's mum, is born. {{archive|wAi2L}} | |||
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January 11, 1987 | |||
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Kurt writes {{archive|8JSkD|BRAVING EPILEPSY'S STORM}}. | |||
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The New York Times | |||
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July 15, 1990 | |||
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Kurt marries Dr. Theresa Felicia Pearse in an attempt to cover up his [[homosexuality]]. {{archive|F7I6y}} | |||
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Brooklyn Botanic Garden | |||
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September 8, 2011 | |||
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Heinz Felix Eichenwald dies. {{archive|252OU}} | |||
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July 24, 2016 | |||
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Elva Catherine Eichenwald dies. {{archive|wAi2L}} | |||
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Latest revision as of 17:13, 4 April 2018
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March 3, 1926 |
Heinz Felix Eichenwald, Kurt's father, is born. |
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July 20, 1930 |
Elva Catherine McDonald, Kurt's mum, is born. |
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June 28, 1961 |
Kurt Alexander Eichenwald is born. |
New York |
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January 11, 1987 |
Kurt writes |
The New York Times |
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July 15, 1990 |
Kurt marries Dr. Theresa Felicia Pearse in an attempt to cover up his homosexuality. |
Brooklyn Botanic Garden |
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July 1, 1995 |
Serpent on the Rock, Kurt's first book, is released. |
A Book Store Near You |
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September 5, 2000 |
The Informant: A True Story, Kurt's second book, is released. |
A Book Store Near You |
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December 13, 2000 |
"Andrew McDonald" gives The Informant |
Amazon |
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August 4, 2003 |
MexicoFriends.com is registered. |
Teh Internets |
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July 19, 2004 |
JustinsFriends.com is registered. |
Teh Internets |
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March 14, 2005 |
Conspiracy of Fools: A True Story, Kurt's third book, is released. |
A Book Store Near You |
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March 27, 2005 |
"Andrew McDonald" gives Conspiracy of Fools |
Amazon |
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June 8, 2005 |
Kurt sends $2000 to Justin Berry. |
Dallas, Texas |
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June 9, 2005 |
Justin Berry finds a 14-year-old boy named Taylor and makes a child porn video for Kurt. |
Roanoke, Virginia |
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June 19, 2005 |
Justin Berry begs his friend Timothy Richards to help fix the broken HTML on his site. |
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June 19, 2005 |
Justin Berry officially recruits Timothy Richards to help with his gay porn site. |
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June 23, 2005 |
Kurt accesses the child porn video featuring Taylor a total of 9 times. CP Count: 9 |
JustinsFriends |
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June 24, 2005 |
Kurt accesses the child porn video featuring Taylor a total of 32 times. CP Count: 41 |
JustinsFriends |
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June 25, 2005 |
Kurt's dick is raw. No fapping today. |
Dallas, Texas |
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June 26, 2005 |
Kurt accesses the child porn video featuring Taylor a total of 6 times. CP Count: 47 |
JustinsFriends |
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June 27, 2005 |
Kurt accesses the child porn video featuring Taylor a total of 3 times. CP Count: 50 |
JustinsFriends |
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June 28, 2005 |
Kurt's dickskin blisters off. No fapping today. |
Dallas, Texas |
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June 29, 2005 |
Kurt accesses the child porn video featuring Taylor a total of 6 times. CP Count: 56 |
JustinsFriends |
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June 30, 2005 |
Kurt meets Justin at LAX but soon realizes that he's too old for his tastes. |
Los Angeles, California |
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July 14, 2005 |
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July 14, 2005 |
Kurt's admin account on Justin's site is deleted in a blatant attempt to hide evidence. |
JustinsFriends |
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July 14, 2005 |
Justin Berry begins scrubbing his emails and computer files in a blatant attempt to hide evidence. |
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September 8, 2005 |
JustinsFriends.net is registered. |
Teh Internets |
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September 14, 2005 |
Justin Berry is given immunity by the DOJ. |
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September 23, 2005 |
Timothy Richards is arrested. |
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December 19, 2005 |
Kurt posts |
The New York Times |
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December 19, 2005 |
Kurt posts |
The New York Times |
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January 3, 2006 |
KurtEichenwald.com is registered. |
Teh Internets |
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July 14, 2006 |
Kurt posts |
The New York Times |
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July 16, 2006 |
Kurt posts |
The New York Times |
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August 20, 2006 |
Kurt posts |
The New York Times |
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August 21, 2006 |
Kurt posts |
The New York Times |
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September 21, 2006 |
Kurt posts |
The New York Times |
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January 3, 2007 |
FreeCasey.com is registered. |
Teh Internets |
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March 9, 2007 |
Kurt goes on a tl;dr whining spree on a journalism forum. |
Poynter |
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August 11, 2009 |
The Movie Tie-in Edition of The Informant! is released. |
A Book Store Near You |
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September 18, 2009 |
The Informant! starring fucking Matt Damon is released in theatres. |
A Theatre Near You |
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November 13, 2010 |
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September 8, 2011 |
Heinz Felix Eichenwald dies. |
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September 6, 2012 |
Oldest known snapshot of KurtEichenwald.com |
KurtEichenwald.com |
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September 10, 2012 |
Kurt posts |
The New York Times |
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September 11, 2012 |
500 Days: Secrets and Lies in the Terror Wars, Kurt's fourth book, is released. |
A Book Store Near You |
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January 3, 2013 |
Kurt posts |
Vanity Fair |
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July 28, 2015 |
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December 30, 2015 |
Kurt threatens to shoot people who use their Second Amendment rights. |
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July 24, 2016 |
Elva Catherine Eichenwald dies. |
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August 31, 2016 |
Kurt prays to Yahweh that Trump will get Alzheimers and die. |
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September 11, 2016 |
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September 13, 2016 |
Kurt libels Donald J. Trump. |
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September 21, 2016 |
Kurt feels that he needs a gun to shoot Trump supporters who disagree with him. |
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September 28, 2016 |
Kurt claims he'll be posting a huge Trump bombshell the next day. OP fails to deliver. |
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September 29, 2016 |
Kurt posts |
Newsweek |
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October 10, 2016 |
Sputnik posts |
Sputnik |
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November 6, 2016 |
Kurt tweets |
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November 7, 2016 |
Kurt posts |
Newsweek |
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November 12, 2016 |
Kurt lies about Trump supporters rioting and murdering people. |
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December 8, 2016 |
Kurt adds Crystal Wing Synchro Dragon to his Yu-Gi-Oh! wishlist. |
Amazon |
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December 11, 2016 |
John Rayne Rivello joins Twitter as jew_goldstein. |
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December 12, 2016 |
Amazon |
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December 15, 2016 |
Kurt goes on Tucker Carlson's show and owns himself hard. |
Faux News |
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December 15, 2016 |
Kurt begins an autistic tweetstorm following his brutal raping at the hands of Tucker Carlson. |
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December 15, 2016 |
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December 15, 2016 |
Kurt claims that he was retarded enough to actually click the seizure .gif |
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December 15, 2016 |
Kurt's "wife" informs Mr. Goldstein that he caused a seizure. |
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December 16, 2016 |
Amazon |
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March 18, 2017 |
Kurt calls Richard Spencer gay. |
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May 9, 2017 |
Donald Trump fires James Comey, just like Kurt wanted. |
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May 9, 2017 |
Kurt whines about Trump firing Comey. |
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March 18, 2017 |
Kurt goes on an unhinged tweetstorm accusing Richard Spencer of being in cahoots with jew_goldstein. |
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June 8, 2017 |
Kurt says that he and his kids just wanted to show his wife tentacle porn. |
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June 15, 2017 |
Kurt tells Stephen King that he can sue Trump for blocking him on Twatter. |
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June 21, 2017 |
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June 21, 2017 |
Julian Assange links to an article about Newsweek settling with Sputnik for Kurt's libel against them. |
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June 21, 2017 |
Kurt attacks Assange by saying things that are blatantly untrue. |
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July 24, 2017 |
Kurt accuses WikiLeaks of libel for stating facts. |
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July 24, 2017 |
WikiLeaks Task Force digs up Kurt's Amazon reviews of his own books. |
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July 24, 2017 |
Kurt decides to accuse everyone who's calling him out on his BS of being "Russian Trolls". |
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July 25, 2017 |
Timothy Richards posts |
FreeCasey.com |
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August 20, 2017 |
Kurt libels Donald J. Trump again. |
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September 5, 2017 |
Kurt congratulates himself on using junk science to correctly predict that an early-stage hurricane would get worse. |
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September 5, 2017 |
An actual hurricane scientist calls out Sperginwald on his bullshit. |
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September 5, 2017 |
Kurt deletes his climate change tweet after realizing that it was utterly retarded. |
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February 23, 2018 |
Kurt whines about his oven-bait ancestors. |
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February 24, 2018 |
Kurt reveals that he has a shitty lawyer who doesn't understand law at all. |
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March 1, 2018 |
Kurt libels President Donald J. Trump and Hope Hicks. |
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March 17, 2018 |
Kurt once again libels President Donald J. Trump following Andrew McCabe's firing. |
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March 23, 2018 |
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March 23, 2018 |
Kurt makes a creepy comment about Bill Post's son. |
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March 23, 2018 |
Kurt removes the dox tweet but now resorts to blackmail threats. |
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March 29, 2018 |
Kurt acts like a little pussybitch after seeing Rosanne Barr baking Jews. |
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April 3, 2018 |
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April 3, 2018 |
Kurt finds out that Vanity Fair has fired his arse. |
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