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'''Generation Alpha''' (a.k.a. '''iPad kids''') is a generation of retarded faggots born between the years 2013-2024 (though [[some argue]] this generation began in 2012). As of 2024, some Gen Alphas are old enough to go to high school (oldest of the bunch are now 14); however, most of them still enjoy playing [[Roblox|Rococks]], and watching Cocomelon and [[Skibidi Toilet]] on their mom's iPad; and Gen Betas haven't been born yet though they're on the horizon. | |||
==Faggotry== | ==Faggotry== | ||
They seem to be the faggier younger siblings of younger [[Zoomer]]s. The | They seem to be the faggier younger siblings of younger [[Zoomer]]s. The Generation Alpha influencers are mainly retarded toy channels made by their parents. However, as the oldest Gen Alphas start becoming [[13-year-old boys|teenagers]] around 2025-2026, that might change and a new era of JewTube (and/or ShitTok) might begin. | ||
==Notable members of | |||
==Education== | |||
As [[hell|schools]] become more retarded, the generation becomes more retarded as well. With the increasing trend of addiction to technology and especially iPads, some kids don't know how to read or write by the time they're a teenager. | |||
==Notable members of Gen Alpha== | |||
*People in elementary school | *People in elementary school | ||
And others that [[Shit nobody cares about|nobody gives a shit about]]. | |||
And others that nobody gives a shit about. | |||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
*[[Gen Z]] - their older siblings, sometimes parents | *[[Sandy Hook]] - The proper way to deal with Gen Alpha kids. | ||
*[[ | *[[Children]] - who all Gen Alphas are as of 2023 (however the oldest Gen Alphas are nearly teenagers). | ||
*[[Gen | *[[Gen Z]] - their older siblings, sometimes parents. | ||
*[[Millennials]] - their parents. | |||
*[[Gen X]] - sometimes their parents. | |||
*[[Baby Boomers]] - their grandparents. | |||
{{Generations}} | {{Generations}} | ||
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Latest revision as of 02:42, 20 October 2024
Generation Alpha (a.k.a. iPad kids) is a generation of retarded faggots born between the years 2013-2024 (though some argue this generation began in 2012). As of 2024, some Gen Alphas are old enough to go to high school (oldest of the bunch are now 14); however, most of them still enjoy playing Rococks, and watching Cocomelon and Skibidi Toilet on their mom's iPad; and Gen Betas haven't been born yet though they're on the horizon.
Faggotry
They seem to be the faggier younger siblings of younger Zoomers. The Generation Alpha influencers are mainly retarded toy channels made by their parents. However, as the oldest Gen Alphas start becoming teenagers around 2025-2026, that might change and a new era of JewTube (and/or ShitTok) might begin.
Education
As schools become more retarded, the generation becomes more retarded as well. With the increasing trend of addiction to technology and especially iPads, some kids don't know how to read or write by the time they're a teenager.
Notable members of Gen Alpha
- People in elementary school
And others that nobody gives a shit about.
See Also
- Sandy Hook - The proper way to deal with Gen Alpha kids.
- Children - who all Gen Alphas are as of 2023 (however the oldest Gen Alphas are nearly teenagers).
- Gen Z - their older siblings, sometimes parents.
- Millennials - their parents.
- Gen X - sometimes their parents.
- Baby Boomers - their grandparents.