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Mutsuo Toi was the pre-WW2 predecessor of Elliot Rodger, who after being rejected by all the girls due to his advanced tuberculosis, decided that enough was enough and decided to attempt a massacre in the ultimate Japanese fashion! Armed with a katana and a shotgun, this handsome 21 year old stud went on to the make the world proud by using an actual Katana for some of his numerous kills; like a motherfucking ninja, bitch! His use of the shotgun is typical of an authentic Samurai as well. You don't think this guy is a ninja? Well you are just wrong, man. Even that frikkin' ninja dude from Metal Gear Solid is nothing compared to Mutsuo and you know it. At the time the massacre took place, his was the best in history. This extreme act of pwnage was only recently usurped by the psychos Anders Breivik (77 kills), and Cho Seung Hui (32 kills)
[[Cock]] and [[pussy]] are begging to be gobbled and chewed up. However, there is a cock-pussy gang who refuses to munch down on [[Genital Herpes|genital]] meat, because it's against their [[Bullshit|religion]] and their [[Angry Gay Pope|Holy Leader]] Jesus Edgar Hoover will throw a high-heeled shoe at them. That would be the highly [[Mormon]]ic gang of thugs known as the '''Federal Bureau of Investigation'''. Also known as '''The Authorities''', '''The Feds''', '''Federal Bureau (for) Israel''', or the '''Fucking Bunch of Idiots''' ([http://www.barrypopik.com/index.php/new_york_city/entry/fucking_bunch_of_idiots_federal_bureau_of_investigation_or_fbi_nickname/ it's true!]), the '''Party Van''' is [[SERIOUS BUSINESS]], designed to help corporations throw you in [[jail]] for sharing ones and zeroes—despite [[Communism|sharing]] [[Lie|being the basis of our human society]]. Having purged all the [[Communism|Commies]] and [[Nigger|nonconformists]] from Amerika, now they're after ''you''.
Cock and pussy are begging to be gobbled and chewed up. However, there is a cock-pussy gang who refuses to munch down on genital meat, because it's against their religion and their Holy Leader Jesus Edgar Hoover will throw a high-heeled shoe at them. That would be the highly Mormonic gang of thugs known as the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Also known as The Authorities, The Feds, Federal Bureau (for) Israel, or the Fucking Bunch of Idiots (it's true!), the Party Van is SERIOUS BUSINESS, designed to help corporations throw you in jail for sharing ones and zeroes—despite sharingbeing the basis of our human society. Having purged all the Commies and nonconformists from Amerika, now they're after you.
