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| | | #REDIRECT [[Hiroshima and Nagasaki]] |
| [[File:Bombnag.jpg|thumb|right|250px|look at that shit burn]]
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| [[File:Jessoo-Dessoos grandma.jpg|thumb|right|250px|The last pic ever taken of [[Doopie DoOver|Jessoo Dessoo's grandma]]]]
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| '''August 6, and 9th, 1945''' are great days in the books of American history and came about when the current [[Trump|President]] [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_S._Truman Harry S. Truman] was finally able to focus solely on the [[Azn|Slant-Eyed menace]] in the Pacific. Over a 3 day period, after he laid the ultimate [[Dead|banhammer]] down on [[Japan]], two cities - Hiroshima and Niggersaki were turned to glass and the world's biggest parking lots when he turned 250,000 Jappers instantly into steam, atoms, shadows or slowly dying cancer monsters for their collective sin of back stabbing the [[United States of Americunts]] when they attacked Pearl Harbor unprovoked.
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| The bombings are estimated to have saved tens of thousands of Allied lives from the fanatical, man god worship that had been the Japper mentality for close to 2,000 years. While plans for an invasion were being written, the Japs trained their citizens, much like crazed [[Muslim]] terrorist instructors, that they should give up anything and everything they can just to be able to kill an American, violating the Geneva Convention's rules about civilian combatants.
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| If it meant stabbing a Heroic American soldier with a sharpened stick, do it. If it meant a woman sticking a grenade up her horizontal hole and jumping into a crowd of Americunt soldiers, all the better because they would be remembered in song and story for their honorable deaths.
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| Being unlike most [[Democrat]]s, Hoover had a pair that had descended and felt the war in the Pacific shouldn'tbe allowed to drag on so Japan could buy time and sue for peace. In a great show of power Hoover jumped so far into the sky that that he landed on the moon, beat the shit out of the rabbits making marshmallow topping. With his return strike Truman landed in the center of Japan, and with a whirlwind, fist attack - Japan had became America's [[Bitch]] for eternity.
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| == What It's Like To Die By Nuke ==
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| First you will see a light brighter than the sun. Even before you can raise your hand to shield your eyes, your eyes and skin will have caught fire. Depending on how close you are to ground zero, you will either burn away like a piece of flash paper or have your body exploded when the shock wave hits.
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| If you aren't one of those lucky motherfucker’s that were in ground zero when the nuke hit you will be blind, burnt and dying for the next 2 to 3 days.
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| <center><youtube>ncq_Wye43TM</youtube></center>
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| == Japan's Aggression ==
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| [[File:GettyImages-3313730 trans++TSNc2HkL-gGla3QrgLWAQuy2J3UvWd4k5utKGy UMGI.jpg|thumb|right|300px|America!! FUCK YEAH!!]]
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| [[File:300px-Nanking bodies 1937.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Japsn's Rspe of Nanjing]]
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| On December 7, 1941 Japan Cowardly attacked Pearl Harbor because The [[Jewnited States of Americunts]] refused to cede to their demands that Hawaii and other American territories like the Midway Islands be handed over to them because Japan felt it was their right to control the Pacific Ocean's reaches from [[China]] to [[California]]. Further demands included an all day animu channel a d pre-pubescent children had to dress up like the animal they most related with at school.
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| High on the [[Nazi|Eugenics]] movement, Japan decided that lesser [[Azn]]s such as the [[Spic|Beaners]] from the Philippines and the Chinese should be eradicated and killed off to make more room for them and their cheap steel mills. Using cruel tactics like the ' '''Bataan Death March''' over 20,000 Philapenos were killed by Japanese cruelty and '''The [[Almost Raped|Rape]] Of Nanjing''' killed close to [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nanking_Massacre 300,000] people with reports of Japanese cruelty going so far as officers throwing babies in the air to cut them in half or cutting woman cunt to throat with their Katana's.
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| Furthermore, the Japanese people hid behind their '''[[wapanese|Warrior code]]''', ignoring the Geneva Convention with regards to the rights of captured enemy combatants such as wrapping them in linen, dipping them in tar and making them into living candles, torture, murder, slavery and other [[lulz]]y ideas that came to their sick and twist minds. It was apparent that the Japanese had no respect for human lives, even theirs with many pilots willing to play [[Muslim|Jihad Joe]] because they bought onto this whole idea of honour and how if they succeed in their Kamikazi mission all the people they killed will be their servants in [[hell]] or that they'll be reborn as a Monkey god with their own tv show.
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| Observing these atrocities, and others, by the cowardly Japanese people the [[Trump|Truman]] administration had only one choice open to them to protect the lives of American soldiers and that was to use the newly developed Atomic weapons to force them into a unconditional surrender that was beneficial to the Allied sides, over the idea of invading the Japanese mainland and being forced to endure the [[An hero|fanatism]] of the Japanese people, such as being attacked by a brigade of [[loli]]s dressed up like racoons.
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| == The Bombs That Put Japan In Its place: Squarely as America's Bottom Bitch ==
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| [[File:220px-Nagasakibomb.jpg|thumb|right|250px|If [[Doctor Who|Nurse Who]] were real she'd take ever weaboo and drop them off at this site 10 seconds before the explosion]]
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| [[File:Japper cuck.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Me Rick McArthur's ass hore real good]]
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| On Monday, 6 August 1945 the atomic weapon '''[[My Tiny Dick|Little Boy]] was dropped on Hiroshima by a Boeing B-29 Superfortress, '''the Enola [[Gay]]''', flown by the [[Americunt|American]] hero Colonel Paul Tibbets. Little boy directly killed an estimated 80,000 people and destroyed some 70% of the city.
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| Arrogantly defying America's might, Japan still believed it had a chance to win or at least, sue for peace through Russia so that it could keep its captured lands like [[Korea]] and [[Manchuria]].
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| Refusing America's ultimatum for complete and utter surrender like the slant-eyed yellow skinned war mongers they are, America had no other option but to drop another Atomic weapon.
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| Being the humanitarian that [[leftard|liberals]] are known for, [[Trump|Truman]] chose Nagasaki as a target of opportunity if the primary target Kokura could not be attacked because Nagasaki had been evacuating its children due to warnings America had been giving it with firebomb and shrapnel attacks.
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| On 9 August 1945 the Atomic Weapon [[You|Fat Man]] was dropped by the Boeing B-29 Superfortress named '''Bockscar'' which was commanded by the much forgotten American Hero '''Major Charles Sweeney''' at 11:01 AM killing a considerably less 40,000 back stabbing Jappers due to the hilly terrain of Nagasaki. Upwards of 80% of the city's production facilities were destroyed.
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| Seeing the world for what it truly is, and fearing their whole country being made into a giant glass oven by the US, Japan saw that they had no game and were like an infant trying to go up against a Heavyweight Champion.
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| On 14 August 1945, during a radio broadcast to the Japanese people, Japanese citizens listened as [[Anal|K-Y]] was being squirted into the Japanese Emperor's ass while General Douglas McArthur fucked him good and hard in it as the Japanese Emperor admitted to Anerica's vast superiority, big ducks, tasty cheeseburgers and surrendered unconditionally.
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| Just for [[lulz|kicks]], the Emperor was made to do it all over again 02 September 1945 on the Battleship Missouri when he promised to wear America's cock ring and be her bottom bitch.
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| == America Gets Another Victory, Japan Gets Cancer ==
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| [[File:Hello japan.jpg|thumb|right|250px|With love from America]]
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| As a constant reminder of why you should not fuck with [[The Jewnited States of Americunts|Bug US]], [https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/7917541/ the populations of Hiroshima and Nigersaki] lead the world in liver cancer and have a 10% higher rate of cancers such as thyroid, and gastric.
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| Surprisingly, both cities have exceedingly low prevalence in breast cancer in women when compared to the rest of the world. Most specialists suspect that this may have to do with Japanese women having gum drop titties as women with smaller breasts are less prone to being killed by their chest fat blobs.
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| Other common cancers in the areas of Hiroshima and Nagasaki include cancers of the lung, colon and rectum among males and cancers of the colon, cervix and lung among females.
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| == External Links ==
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| * [https://jp.usembassy.gov/visas/contact-us/ US Embassy] Visa enquiries for Japan
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| * [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japan Japan Wikipedia Article]
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| * [http://www.us.emb-japan.go.jp/itprtop_en/index.html Embassy of Japan]
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| **2520 Massachusetts Ave NW,
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| ***Washington, DC 20008
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| ****(202) 238 6700
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| * [http://www.detroit.us.emb-japan.go.jp/itprtop_en/index.html Consulate General Of Japan: Detroit]
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| **400 Renaissance Dr W # 1600,
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| ***Detroit, MI 48243
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| ****(313) 567 0120
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| * [http://www.trumanlibraryinstitute.org/library-museum/plan-your-visit/?gclid=Cj0KCQjw-JvaBRDGARIsAFjqkkpzXvecoUPqFWYLJF_I00pHARFX8UykIW4a9u6VCgOVJ7cxEwf9lGMaAhMWEALw_wcB Truman Library]
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| == See Also ==
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| * [[9/11]] Japan did it first
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| * [[Bomb]]
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| * [[Japan]]
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| * [[My Tiny Penis]]
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| * [[Nuke]]
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| * [[World War 2]]
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