User talk:Hipcrime/Archive 11

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• February 7, 2021 through December 31, 2023

New talk

I just wanted to be the first to say that you are gay. CobaltCat 04:16, 5 November 2015 (EST)

need your opinion on something

♥♥♥ 15:55, 12 December 2015 (EST)

I approve of this article greatly

Hey, long time no talk gay man <3

I saw this new article made by someone on Kiwi Farms, and I feel like it has potential for drama when the guy that this is written about sees it.

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Charles_Gellman

I'll try and help fix it up and add links and fix up the humor.

--SomeOtter 18:07, 27 December 2015 (EST)

hung like a

File:Horsecrime.png

—  VX  02:10, 7 January 2016 (EST)

lol

Thanks for fixing the redirects to that. I probs should've thought to check that out before moving the page.--Boudica 14:49, 12 January 2016 (EST)

ManletTears

Machomong is actually Manlytears trying to vandalize. He's been doing it under multiple names. Check the revision history to see. --VladimirLenin 21:28, 29 January 2016 (EST)

I'll drop a mediafire link soon once I get it uploaded if that works. Anyway, might be wise to ban manly before he further vandalizes the article. He's real salty. lol --VladimirLenin 22:28, 29 January 2016 (EST)

Here's think link to the video. https://www.mediafire.com/?626df5et2nm4mb2

Oh and better watch out, Manly was claiming hes all buddybuddy with the ED "higher ups" lolol --VladimirLenin 23:59, 29 January 2016 (EST)

lololtru. Man he really went full on retard. --VladimirLenin 00:16, 30 January 2016 (EST)

Pretty sure Swedishcucklet is manlettears too btw. They tried to vandalize the article and delete some content from it. --VladimirLenin 00:55, 30 January 2016 (EST)

deletion of a page

hey, the author of this page wants this article deleted, as he got the dox wrong and it's directed towards an innocent guy.

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Charles_Gellman

The author is Sneasel, and he can be contacted at kiwifar.ms under the aliases Yawning Sneasel if you require some proof. He just asked me if you could delete the page, as it has incorrect information on the guy. Or at the very least, delete the dox and change the name to "The Professor" instead of Charles Gellman.

--SomeOtter 02:33, 6 February 2016 (EST)

Yea the dox were incorrect and there really is no further value to the page. it should be nuked. --Sleazel 02:46, 6 February 2016 (EST)

Have Yawning Sneasel message Schnookums. I'm fine with removing false dox but the rest of the article should stay. ^reply 03:54, 6 February 2016 (EST)

RE: in bed with a cold

would a cuddling session help you get better? ^reply 15:36, 6 February 2016 (EST)

Illness

It will be my pleasure to add you to Deceased Encyclopedia Dramaticians. CobaltCat 08:13, 8 February 2016 (EST)

Damn. Can I get to prettify your ED article once you ded? I am think everything pink and purple. CobaltCat 11:24, 8 February 2016 (EST)

i'd prefer if you could restore autoplay ("Follow Your Bliss", B-52s) to my userpage. something seems to have changed and now it won't work. :< -hipcrime 02:02, 9 February 2016 (EST)

LOOKS LIKE AIDS WINS AFTER ALL, FAGGOT --Likeicare 00:33, 9 February 2016 (EST)

not yet. :P -hipcrime 02:02, 9 February 2016 (EST)

I'm glad to hear you're doing better. I hope the good health continues. - Zew0 09:43, 13 February 2016 (EST)

Something on your mind

Recently you redirected shame and willy. Are you ashamed to be gay or just ashamed that you have a penis that is attracted to other penises? CobaltCat 16:31, 7 April 2016 (EDT)

Yes, somehow those liberals have become more gay and AIDS than you will ever be. CobaltCat 08:26, 8 April 2016 (EDT)

Respect

I love your Bonita article. Lol. — Preceding unsigned comment added by Doskido (talk • contribs)

I need a personal favor

A lolcow who's name I don't want to use atm is trying to encourage her friends to try and hack the site to remove her page, I want to fuck with her some and it involves needing to look like her page is actually going down. Should I get a burner account and start "hacking her page" for a few weeks to make it look like it's legit getting fucked with in order to convince her to do.. 'a thing", can I get some kind of protection that the vandalism won't be immediately reverted until the plan is done? I know this sounds Chris-channy like fuck but I'm like 90% sure it'll work, plus she's actively hunting for idiots to try and "hack ED" over it anyway so I figure it could double as a punishment for that.

You know I'm good for it boss, help a nigger out. --MeetTheMedic 23:20, 16 April 2016 (EDT)

I'm a sperg and don't know if that's your actual email or a jokey placeholder. :c Send me something at [email protected] and I'll give you the deets. --MeetTheMedic 11:44, 17 April 2016 (EDT)

Krappleguy/VladimirLenin's Vandalism

Hello, ED user Vladimirlenin has been repeatedly removing content from his own page and lying to Sysops about the identity of the individual editing said webpages. He claimed that Ripahar(https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBwKWOA5oo_vXEHQtCr1SAQ) and Britbong are the same entity when they are actually acquaintances. Ripahar was banned for Krapple's lies. Why would someone pretend to be their own friend just to write on the ED page of a mutual enemy? I wrote a bit more on the Krappleguy talk page for context. KKKekkle 20:53, 27 April 2016 (EDT)

Hey Hip. For the record, I never said that Ripahar was Manlet tears (the edit history confirms this) and I'm fully aware that he and Ripahar are two different people (however, Ripahar tries to emulate Manlet so they may as well be doppelgangers). So no, I didn't lie about anything and Ripahar was banned from what I understand for acting like a faggot after being previously warned to not act like a faggot. Also, I wasn't removing content, but reverting Ripahar's vandalism (which only started when Ripahar started harassing zaiger on twitter over Manlytears having dox on his page and my page not having my dox). That silliness aside, I know it's agains5t the rules for dox to be directly posted on an article but is it also against the rules for them to be externally linked? Just wondering because the dox on both mine and Manlet's pages were removed. --VladimirLenin 17:13, 29 April 2016 (EDT)

Guess whose vandalizing their article again lol --VladimirLenin 03:38, 1 May 2016 (EDT)

Filthy Nigger Faggot

Being born a nigger is bad enough, but being born a faggot nigger is even worse. Hipcrime = Faggot nigger. Have fun eating your boyfriends feces and drinking his jizz (now that's good and holy -- not!)  — Preceding comment added by Niggerfaggot (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Red links

Thanks for taking care of those. https://kiwifar.ms/threads/oliver-smith-atlantid.17515/page-2#post-1438487. I've never liked his relentless obsessing over certain individuals, his use of so many accounts here, or his whining about our ads anyway. If he can't stand our ads, the Necromouse article, or the Anal Prolapse article, then he doesn't have business being here. --JuniusThaddeus 21:27, 6 May 2016 (EDT)

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You won't BELIEVE the one cute thing this cat does! — Preceding unsigned comment added by Mike the Great (talk • contribs)

R ur edits still for sale?

Which version? Feel free to revert it. — Preceding unsigned comment added by Mike the Great (talk • contribs)

Y halo

First time I've approached ED royalty! Just a thought - would this image: https://encyclopediadramatica.se/File:Nazipugowner.jpg be a better accompaniment to the front page 'teaser' for the Nazi pug article than the 'breastfed dog' that's currently there? Sidecar 13:05, 11 May 2016 (EDT)

Just because he is a queen, doesn't mean he is royalty. It just means that he likes the taste of unwashed dick. CobaltCat 14:16, 11 May 2016 (EDT)

one day you and i should get together and wax each others' taints. #justfistprepthings -hipcrime 14:24, 11 May 2016 (EDT)

Thx

Thanks for flushing those. I got distracted by that dude posting the legal threats lol. - Zew0 19:22, 13 May 2016 (EDT)

You seen

That I fixed your shitty user page? CobaltCat 11:35, 30 May 2016 (EDT)

CobaltCat 11:47, 30 May 2016 (EDT)

CobaltCat 12:00, 30 May 2016 (EDT)

Yes hello

I'm terribly sorry for what I've done, I shall now fellate you with vigor! Thatdog 20:22, 30 May 2016 (EDT)

Me rn Thatdog 21:07, 30 May 2016 (EDT)

MRW hipcrime still edits

TylerRosenow → ☎ ✉ ✍ 09:50, 8 June 2016 (EDT)

Are you OK?

I just heard about the Pulse Nightclub Massacre. Did you died there? CobaltCat 10:05, 12 June 2016 (EDT)

I am too lazy to create a new section. Ironholds Oliver Keyes writing absolute garbage on Twitter. CobaltCat 07:25, 13 June 2016 (EDT)

Why you uploading images I already uploaded? Too busy slurping the penis? CobaltCat 14:14, 14 June 2016 (EDT)

You discovered the link that shows being gay is making baby Jesus cry! I hid it perfectly. You are a homo. CobaltCat 14:19, 24 June 2016 (EDT)

Yes Hello

How r u  — Preceding comment added by Mike the Great (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

heya

Check your Facebook PMs, I left you a little gift. —  VX  21:23, 17 June 2016 (EDT)

Hi

AlGore 14:14, 19 June 2016 (EDT)

I wrote a song for u

Welcome to the Slim Shady Mecca, Rebecca

It's the village in New York right next to the Tribeca

That's my sector, homosexual dissector

Come again, rewind selector!

I said nice rectum, I had a vasectomy Hector

So you can't get pregnant if I bisexually wreck ya

Hannibal Lecter into guy sex, and I bet ya

I tantalize ya and in less than five seconds I get ya

They say once bitten and twice shy

Well I lie next to the guy

With nine ecstasy pills and five extra

Boxes of ribbed condoms in quantities, why yessir

I took the rest of the Lunesta pills from my dresser

That's my kind of vibe; what else should I try, Lester?

Drop-kick the bitch before her second trimester

Perform the home abortion with Dexter then I guess I'll

Dig her fetus out with a wire hanger then digest her

AlGore 09:34, 8 July 2016 (EDT)

Better song

You are a fag
You like men in drag
A reach-around and a kiss
a face filled with gay jizz
that's how you get aids
by having gay escapades
Tonight you will fuck AlGore
Gently up against a door
You'll then never return his calls
He didn't suck your balls
CobaltCat 10:07, 8 July 2016 (EDT)

Half-asleep

You should do the sleep of the dead, sweet queen. CobaltCat 11:28, 18 July 2016 (EDT)

AMOG

AlGore 04:33, 23 July 2016 (EDT)

You're a fag

• 
• 
• 

You have to put them in the article, because fuck you. — Preceding unsigned comment added by Cobaltcat (talk • contribs)

lol

I found out some more stuff about Anglin. Check the talk page when you get a chance.-Boudica 00:00, 15 August 2016 (EDT)

Shock The Monkey

AlGore 16:09, 17 August 2016 (EDT)

hye bb!

wb <3 ••General Niggerson 12:24, 19 October 2016 (EDT)

Mike the Great likes this.

• good to be back. I'm still using a phone til a new charger arrives. -hipcrime 15:31, 19 October 2016 (EDT)

No one ever actually leaves ED. You'd even be editing from a hospital, and one day, you'll be editing from a hospice. In the meantime, I found a movie for you to enjoy, although it wouldn't surprise me if you've seen it already.  VERMIN  23:22, 27 October 2016 (EDT)

i have edited from a hospital bed. if i ever end up in a hospice with internet, you can bet i will edit from there too. :D -hipcrime 23:51, 27 October 2016 (EDT)

When we edit ED, it's like we're all editing from a hospital.  VERMIN  01:11, 28 October 2016 (EDT)

You seem to be back

Damn. But you still suck at images and you give bad head. CobaltCat 02:47, 7 November 2016 (EST)

Autofellatio

The guy in the previous main autofellatio picture is actively trying to get the picture removed off of ED or at the least have it no longer be the top google search result for the word. He has been on /b/ getting advice on how to delete it or lower the search results. I fucked with the page to fuck with him which resulted in the page getting reverted to where he is no longer the main picture which is what he wanted. Ctanner 05:39, 7 November 2016 (EST)