User:Pageblanker/hipcrime

<@eta_carinae> if hipcrime were a halfop he'd be hopcrime
<@eta_carinae> if hipcrime were made of fasteners he'd be zipcrime
<%kasper> if hipcrime ate a big meal right before swimming, he would be hipcramp
<@eta_carinae> if hipcrime had his shirt off and it was cold out he'd be nipcrime
<%kasper> if hipcrime was a gang member he would be cripcrime
<@Needsmoarsyrup> If hipcrime didn't wash his hair, he'd be nitcrime.
<@eta_carinae> if hipcrime only left a little food on his plate he'd be hipcrumbs
<@Needsmoarsyrup> If hipcrime had plumbing problems he'd be dripcrime.
<@Needsmoarsyrup> If hipcrime was an emo he'd be slitcrime.
<%kasper> if hipcrime was a part of a gun, he would be clipcrime
<@Needsmoarsyrup> If hipcrime couldn't walk very well he'd be tripcrime.
<@recon> if hipcrime had more hop in his step he'd be skipcrime
<@VolkStroker> if hipcrime had more cats he's be kittcrime
<@Needsmoarsyrup> If hipcrime was a sonar, he'd be blipcrime.
<+GhastlyCrumbTinies> If hipcrime were black, he'd be a nigger.
<%helldvr> if hipcrime was a liquid he would be hipbrine
<%kasper> if hipcrime were from england he would be pipcrime
<@Needsmoarsyrup> If hipcrime was American he'd be warcrime.
<@ttj> if hipcrime bought $10 worth of weed he'd need a hipdime
<@Needsmoarsyrup> If hipcrime were dry ice, he'd be hipsublime.
<@eta_carinae> if hipcrime were mute he'd be hipmime
<@PHK-1> if hipcrime did a good job he's be tipcrime
<@Needsmoarsyrup> If hipcrime were doctor who, he'd be hiptime.
<@ttj> if hipcrime was a narc he'd be fakecrime
<@Needsmoarsyrup> If hipcrime were alan, he'd be narcrime
<&kazantzakis> IF HIPCRIME WERE A BEER HE WOULD BE HOPCRIME
<@ttj> if hipcrime were hipcrime he'd be hipcrime
<&kazantzakis> IF HIPCRIME HAD HALFOPS, HE WOULD BE %HOPCRIME
<&kazantzakis> IF HIPCRIME WERE A CALIFORNIA HIGHWAY PATROLMAN, HE WOULD BE CHIPCRIME
<%kasper> if hipcrime had a 40oz, he would be called gripcrime
<@eta_carinae> if hipcrime were an exotic river mammal he'd be hippocrime
<@recon> if hipcrime was more active he'd be fitcrime
<@PHK-1> if hipcrime was a seasoning he would be hipthyme
<@eta_carinae> if hipcrime made noises when it was windy he'd be hipchime
<@Needsmoarsyrup> If hipcrime were numeral, he'd be jewcrime.
<%numeral> if hipcrime was an ice cream he'd be mintcrime
<%numeral> if hipcrime was indian he'd be hipdesi
<&kazantzakis> IF HIPCRIME DIDNT MAKE NOISES WHILE HE ACTED OUT LITTLE DRAMAS, HE WOULD BE HIPMIME
<%numeral> if hipcrime was a baseball team he'd be metstime
<&kazantzakis> IF HIPCRIME WERE A NEW YEAR, HE WOULD BE HIPAULDLANGSYNE
<%numeral> if hipcrime was a face he'd be hip:3
<%numeral> IF HIPCRIME WAS AN ANIMAL HE'D BE HIP-PO
<@PHK-1> if hipcrime had no factor besides himself and one he'd be hipprime
<%numeral> if hipcrime got elixir to stick a malibu bottle up her ass he'd be hipkale
<&kazantzakis> IF HIPCRIME WERE A DANCING RAPPER FROM THE EARLY 90s, HE WOULD BE HAMMERCRIME
<@recon> If hipcrime washed his ass a bit more often he'd be hipshine
<+GhastlyCrumbTinies> if hipcrime were a rapper, he'd be 2legit2quitcrime
<%numeral> if hipcrime were british he'd be hiplime
<&kazantzakis> IF HIPCRIME WERE DOCTOR WHO, HE WOULD BE HIPTIMELORD
<@eta_carinae> if hipcrime were a slug he'd be hipslime
<@PHK-1> if hipcrime was a dancer hed be stripcrime
<%numeral> IF HIPCRIME WERE A 2D REPRESENTATION OF THE QUICKEST ROUTE BETWEEN TWO POINTS HE WOULD BE HIPLINE
<%numeral> if hipcrime made noises in the wind he would be hipchime
<@PHK-1> if hipcrime was a baggie hed be zipcrime
<&kazantzakis> IF HIPCRIME WERE DEVO, HE WOULD BE WHIPCRIME
<@eta_carinae> if hipcrime were kinky he'd be whipcrime too
<%numeral> if hipcrime went to a resteraunt and had a shitty waitress he would be tipcrime
<&kazantzakis> IF HIPCRIME WERE A LADY'S FORMAL UNDERGARMENT, HE WOULD BE SLIPCRIME
<@PHK-1> if hipcrime was from the hood he would be cripcrime
<%numeral> IF HIPCRIME HAD A HAREM HE'D BE PIMPCRIME
<&kazantzakis> IF HIPCRIME WERE McGRUFF THE CRIME DOG, HE WOULD BE STOPCRIME
<%numeral> IF HIPCRIME WAS A VIDEOGAME HE'D BE BLITCRIME
<@eta_carinae> if hipcrime had smooth moves he'd be slickcrime
<%numeral> if hipcrime was a cat burgular he'd be FITCRIME
<%numeral> IF HIPCRIME WAS A TEABAG HE'D BE DIPCRIME
<&kazantzakis> IF HIPCRIME WERE A JUICEBOX, HE'D BE GRIP'N'SIPTIME
<%numeral> IF HIPCRIME WAS ME HE WOULD BE READINGTIME
<@VolkStroker> If hipcrime farted in public, he'd be ripcrime