User:Lord Tony/Ponyfag Dramatica

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That's how bronies become winners.

A nameless ponyfag's reaction when he sees ponyporn on Encyclopedia Dramatica that he must clop to.

It has risen to our notice that some editors are concerned with Encyclopedia Dramatica becoming overrun with the recent Internet phenomenon known as bronies. Encyclopedia Dramatica welcomes constructive edits from all kinds of people: pedos, weaboos, and so on... all are an integral part of ED.

As a satirical wiki, it is intended to poke fun at fandoms, and part of that means including input from the people in the fandoms, in order for the articles to grow. In order to suckle at the teat of delicious drama, we must deal with the possessor of the teat, even if that means dealing with people who we consider unsavory.

Some argue that Encyclopedia Dramatica became a ponyfag content dump and a ponyfag meeting spot. These users also argue that every pony related article is now just bronies trolling bronies and that the satire just completely died. These claims are typically from editors who do not edit much more than the pony related articles, and do not seem to care that other articles have remained unchanged, and in many cases: neglected.

While there have been many attempts at lulz removal from both sides of the brony phenomenon, the staff is well aware of who is who, and what their motives are, and we endorse neither point of view... only LULZ. Sometimes the anti-brony shit can get almost as annoying as the anti-lulz from the brony channer faggots, but we love you all, just the same.

	“	It's nothing but ponyfag manchildren giggling at how Rainbow Dash is a lesbian while the other ponyfags scream at how she is not a lesbian.	„
	—Welcome to ED

Although we are repulsed by bronies jacking off to Cupcakes fanfics while they smear ponyshit on their face, the people who would do this kind of shit bring the lulz to Encyclopedia Dramatica... In other words, you. You use the Internet, you clop to this shit, you jack off to lolicon, therefore, ED WANTS YOU.

Never good enough for main space

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Examples of the shit we get to deal with every day

Castrate your balls like your common ranch pony.

It should be noted that many, many lulz has been generated by this, for instance an extremely lulzy template was created, to vandalize the userpages of brony editors who failed to add lulz. In addition, all of #wiki laughed when a counter-template was added to Lord Tony's userpage. In short, it has been hilarious overall, but it is important to point out what we do not want, and here we have provided some examples.

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• a claim that Gabe Newell was dead, because he apparently became a brony, and therefore "is dead to me", according to the contributor

	“	I remember a time when ED did not tolerate furfags even if they were productive. Especially since bronies are worse than furfags.	„
	—Lord Tony

Terribly unfunny pony-hate video, made as the featured video for May 3, 2012, AND May 4, 2012.

Lord Tony: Golly I love ponies

tyciol: zombg me 2

BASEDGOD: HOES ON MY DICK CUZ I LOOK LIKE JESUS

Lord Tony: got new pony toys 2day

garrett: im gay lol

Two dipshits fight over the Derpy Hooves article.

Species

In addition to the usual vandals and retards, here are some examples of the people who edit ED:

• pedos
• furries
• weaboos, otaku, fans of japanimation.. in other words, people who are jealous of the perverse pleasures taken by the Japanese, while they are stuck in normal America as a fat, white nerd

Examples

• The biggest brony on PFD
• Not quite as big a brony, but higher up
• Unspeakably unfunny mod with AIDS, a severe case of slow, and is not good with computers
• BabyDamien, an untrollable diaper fetishist. Notice the lack of an article.
• The best poster on 4chan's /mlp/
• The EDiot Formerly Known as Tyciol, an irritating ponyfag who refuses to comply with simple directives
  • Tyciol's ED article
• A WikiFur user who is also a therian.